Morning Erections

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Bananaman@May 18 2005, 05:59 PM
With the ol' banana's upward curve there's no way in the world I can aim at the toilet, so the shower has to do double duty. A bit gross, I suppose, but what else can ya do?

B-man

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That's a good idea!! I never thought of that. Toliet or bath tub, it all goes to the same place

 

[brainzz_n_dong]

Try being blessed/plagued with morning wood and living in the dorms at college. You don't exactly have a "come in here and jack off in private" room to use, either. You either have to jack and hope the roommate stays asleep or be willing to show the guys in the shower that one of your 2000 body parts is already awake.

 

[deleted1223]

i always wake up w/ my hardest boners an really horny like i could fuck the shit outta nething, i usually go jerk off in my bathroom or pee the thing off which is uckin hard cuz i hafta bend all the way ova an wait like ten minutes ta piss

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by italianhunglikeastallion@May 18 2005, 09:15 PM
i always wake up w/ my hardest boners an really horny like i could fuck the shit outta nething, i usually go jerk off in my bathroom or pee the thing off which is uckin hard cuz i hafta bend all the way ova an wait like ten minutes ta piss

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It really does take time for me to pee with a hardon. Not to mention the fear of it going everywhere like a fire hose........

PS - this came out as gibberish before..........boy I love the "edit" feature!

 

[Peter Wood]

I am almost 54 years old and have always nocturnal erections, sometimes nocturnal ejaculations and almost every morning a hard or semi hard penis. Others have given the explanation of why you have them. It’s just part of being a male. Funny that all with a hard penis in the morning have problems with urinating. If the shower is free I urinate there, because I can let it go without bending my penis, which makes it more difficult to pee. If the shower is occupied I have to sit on the toilet. It happened more than once that I pissed between the bowl and the seat, so that I had to clean the floor. Morning wood can be very irritating ….. but after having had such a rock hard penis it is heaven to have sex or to jerk. To me it seems my penis can’t get harder than that. Is it because the tissue fills up with blood easier than at another moment of the day? Does any of you have the same feeling?

 

[dickbulge]

I just remembered a TV program I saw several years ago.

It was a documentary bout the rigors of military training or some such and the film makers thought it would be cute to set the camera at one end of the barrack and to open with the lights coming on at the break of dawn. Well the lights came on and the DI's ran down the length of the barracks banging on the beds with their batons and the recruits rolled out of their racks snapping to attention at the foot of their beds.

Good lord! I've never seen so much wood in or out of porn! Course everyone was in his shorts but the sight of two rows of twenty guys facing each other and pitching tents was extremely erotic to me. Not much you didn't know about your fellow marines in that situatuion.

The scene lasted maybe twenty seconds and I'ld like to see it again but I've lost track of where and when it was broadcast.

Also reminds of what I used to see, during my college years, when large boring lecture classes let out and guys streamed out the doors! But thats another time of day and another story.

 

[mrsparkle]

Originally posted by alleyblu+May 18 2005, 02:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(alleyblu &#064; May 18 2005, 02:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Bananaman@May 18 2005, 05:59 PM
With the ol&#39; banana&#39;s upward curve there&#39;s no way in the world I can aim at the toilet, so the shower has to do double duty. A bit gross, I suppose, but what else can ya do?

B-man

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That&#39;s a good idea&#33;&#33; I never thought of that. Toliet or bath tub, it all goes to the same place

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I can&#39;t friggin&#39; believe that after all these years I never thought of this&#33; What a great idea. And a great episode of Seinfeld as well. George admits to peeing in the shower and Elaine thinks it&#39;s gross. They argue, and George yells, "IT&#39;S ALL PIPES&#33;" I&#39;ll call a plumber RIGHT NOW&#33;"

Looks like I need to start showering first thing from now on. Thanks, B-man.

mrsparkle

 

[KinkGuy]

And peeing in the shower (as well as a few other out of the norm places) is FUN&#33;

 

[B_RoysToy]

Experience is a great teacher and I&#39;ve learned a way to wake up with a morning hardon during a sexually filled dream. I seldom remember dreams occurring during the night, but if I wake up early, early, 5/5:30 or so, piss and take a drink of water before going back to sleep, I&#39;ll offtimes wake up having a sexy dream accompanied by a hard dick. I do enjoy the occasion :evilgrin:

 

[Str8Man]

Always had morning wood as a teenager. Thought I had to JO to get rid of it.. LOL
Still works for me.... even in my 30s.

 

[Bananaman]

Originally posted by gooseneck@May 24 2005, 10:35 AM
I&#39;ve learned that morning woods served the purpose of letting its owner know that the equipment is in tip-top shape.

I searched askjeeves and found this:

Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one&#39;s awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.

It&#39;s a damn shame. Men are even subconsciously horny. LOL. it&#39;s great to have a penis. :lol:

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I&#39;m not totally convinced by Jeeves&#39; explanation. I&#39;m certainly no doctor, but that doesn&#39;t seem to explain why the erection goes away after you pee. I don&#39;t know about the rest of you, but I can&#39;t get rid of it unless I either pee or cum. I&#39;ve never sat there with a stopwatch, but I&#39;ve had to wait a while before taking a leak many times, and it&#39;ll just stay hard until I do. I&#39;ve always been that way, and I&#39;m 45 yrs. old. Guess I shouldn&#39;t complain, huh?

B-man

 

[Irvy]

As I understand it, the piss hard is your body making sure you don&#39;t piss the bed&#33; When you get an erection, it closes off the valves from your bladder, and basically crosses your legs together. That&#39;s why it can sometimes be quite hard to start pissing when you have an erection, cos your body is naturally trying to prevent you from doing so. After you&#39;ve emptied your bladder, your body stands down from red alert, and the erection fades.

Also, my good old Dad gave me one piece of advice I&#39;ll always remember - If you ever dream that you&#39;re pissing, and can&#39;t stop, wake up FAST&#33; and get to the toilet&#33;

 

[jonb]

Also it brings fresh blood to your penis.

 

[KinkGuy]

And that morning wood lets me know I&#39;m alive and ready to fuck with the world&#33; At 51 I still have one just about every morning and certainly appreciate them.

 

[13788]

alanbrooke stud: Hi

Yeah i get them every morning and im horny as hell with it to and it takes ages to go down hrs sometime but even when it goes down i am still horny for the rest of the day unless i have a wank

 

[Pappy]

Nighttime erections and morning wood keeps me from rolling out of the bed. They also let me know that everything is functioning properly.

 

[mordecai17]

I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve ever had a morning erection in my life. You guys are describing stuff that is completely alien to me. Is there something wrong with me? I&#39;m only 18 and this has never happened. I get erections through masterbation and sex though.

 

[13788]

alanbrooke stud: i wouldnt say its abnormal i would have thought some people do and some people dont,it can be quite a pain though but ive had them every mornin for as long as i can remember so im used to it

 

[B_thirteenpointhree]

yep very normal

pretty much every morning I am hard or at least have a semi down there..

 

[hose 85]

On the weekends when I wake up with wood the wife loves it. She always takes care of the problem for me with a hand job or sex if the time is right. :wow:

Just my 2 cents, J.