Morning Erections

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  1. B_hugetripod

    B_hugetripod New Member

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    Anyone wake up with it hard as a rock? How do you keep it under wraps and hide it. ?

    Thanks,
     
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    Everybody wakes up with a woodie. What's to hide?

    It's like waking up with messy hair. You don't hide under the covers until you've combed it, do you?
     
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    of course. caused a few awkward moments in college when I had room mates. About all I can say is wear a robe when you get up in the morning, and go take a piss
     
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    yes, but why would you want to hide it? Almost every guy has them and therefore should be able to relate.
     
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    Hide it? Hell, I measure it, take pics, and post them on the internet. Doesn't everybody?
     
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    Being over 50, I'm proud to say that I still have morning wood. Why hide it?
     
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    Yep. Your dad certainly wouldn't know anything about morning wood wood he?
     
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    Kink, I wonder if his Mom knows anything about morning wood??
     
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    Heavens NO. Immaculate conception.
     
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    I always wake up with morning wood. Well, at least 90% of the time. Measuring might not be a bad idea because it's usually the time when I'm the biggest and hardest.

    I also wake up a lot of the time stroking my dick. Seems weird to me that I masturbate in my sleep, but does it happen to anyone else? I didn't think masturbation was involuntary. haha
     
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    I've, on a few occasions, fucked partners in my sleep, I wouldn't have thought that was involuntary either (the other possibility is that I just didn't remember doing it again, but they did).
     
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    i never wake up with a full on erection but a semi-erection.
     
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    Hi;
    Be hankful you awake with a woodie. I just wish I did. Can't get an erection anytime anymore.
     
  14. Pecker

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    Ian - regarding your avatar.

    Didn't you play Al in the Naked Gun movies?
     
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    Actually I love waking up with morning wood, so does the bf, and in that case one of us ends up hiding it somewhere. Otherwise it's not we live in a mall with people walking all about, it's all natural and we just go about our morning routine.
     
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    Yes I get morning erections, but I'm with most of the other guys here, Whats to Hide?
     
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    ditto
     
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    Yes, and sometimes a time or two during the night, especially if I've been really horny before going to bed and didn't shoot my load. Living alone since my divorce, there's never any need to keep it under 'wraps' and 'hide' it. The enlargement is pleasurable any time -- the more often the better!

    Luke
     
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    Morning wood is just a simple, natural signal that we are alive and capable of enjoying another day.
     
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    Same here...
     
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