Morning Head

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  1. haulthat

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    Have you ever been annoyed with someone, who you're cool with fucking, sucking on your morning wood before you're ready to wake up? I get the whole "I'm tired fuck off!" thing, but... is that really a good reason to complain about someone going down on you?
     
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    Not at all. Ridiculous. I would never complain, never refuse.

    Get rid of that ungrateful pig, and get someone appreciative.
     
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    Well... it's not like they can't go back to sleep right after it's all done, right? I can see how it might be a problem if they have a lot to do that day or something, but then you start getting into the question of whether sex or their job is more important.
     
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    I've never ever complained about morning head :)
     
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    Id take it! What a great way to start the day. I dont get head so enjoy it u lucky fucker
     
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    I would never complain about getting head period. Feel free to wake me up every hour on the hour ;)
     
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    I've never known a guy who didn't complain about waking up to a blowjob...
     
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    'wish I had that problem more often - usually gotta go pee anyway.
     
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    I would never complain about a blowjob.
     
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    I've noticed that the straight guys (including me) think it's a great way to wake up...
     
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    One hot summer morning, I woke up to find that my GF, at the time had noticed I had morning wood and thought I'd like a nice surprise. I DID! What an awesome way to start a weekend! I had a moment of WTF?!?! and then realized I was about three seconds from orgasm. It was like a wet dream, only no mess and holy wow did that feel great.

    Even though, Dr. Laura considers that rape, because she did not have your consent... I like being raped that way. I would only complain if a total stranger broke into my home and woke me up that way.

    I'd probably complain after, but probably not call the authorities. Assuming she was reasonably attractive.... or could maybe cook really well.
     
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    There is nothing that feels as good as sucking on a soft dick of a man sleeping. And then feeling it get bigger and bigger. Yummy yummy.
     
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    I would be annoyed but I wouldnt verbally complain

    I mean at least let me be awake to enjoy it
     
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    Atta girl!
     
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    I can't imagine it being something to complain about...:confused:
    I certainly would not complain, but probably would join in and return the favor....:biggrin:
    What an Awesome way to begin the day!
     
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    Seriously... this is something to complain about? I can't think of a better way to be woken up.
     
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    Ya'll just made me laugh my fucking ass off! I'm not completely surprised, but a little relieved that I'm not on my own as far as that opinion goes. He's not an ungrateful pig, to be honest I think it was more of a knee jerk reaction. He never actually woke up. Hes one of those guys you could smack with a 2"x4" and have a 50/50 chance of actually waking him up. It just made me think... ya sometimes I'm pretty grumpy in the morning too. Could timing be thought out a little better? Consensus is NO! Anytime is perfect for eating a dick! lmfao. A little confession of my own, before we shared a bed at night I never actually "slept" with anyone. Fucking and sleeping are two different beasts. I was used to sleeping alone. Little did I know I had the habit of shoving him off the bed, repeatedly, throughout the night in my sleep. Interestingly enough, he didn't like that too much. He never woke me up though, he would just have an attitude the next day. It took... a little while to break that habit. Can you blame me though? How the fuck do you work on not doing something while you sleep?:adam4::adam4::adam4: (The was a better one, but this is the first time I saw that one... had to use it!)

     
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    It's only happened maybe a handful of times and each time I was as surprised and okay with it as the first time.

    Yes I enjoy my sleep (I have a tough time getting good sleep some nights) and I don't like being awakened for frivolous things - but a blowjob ain't one of 'em. I welcome someone sucking my morning wood before I've had a chance to wake up :)

    Simba
     
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    It's pretty much the best thing ever.

    Case. Fucking. Closed.
     
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    If I had an alarm clock that sucked on my morning wood as a way of waking me up, I'd pretty much never have a need to sleep in the same bed with another guy!

    Sadly, I have never had this experience, giving OR receiving. Dare to dream, I guess.
     
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