Morning Wood Piss...

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  1. ducati214

    ducati214 New Member

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    I wake up every morning with a hardon or at least a semi. The first thing I do is take a piss...but sometimes I'm so hard that I have to stand there for a few minutes and stroke it a couple times to get the piss out. And since my cock has an upward curve I have to bend over to make sure it all gets in the toilet.

    Once a girl had slept over at my house and walked in while I was taking my morning piss and saw me rubbing my dick and thought that I was masturbating and for whatever reason got upset. I had just slept with her the night before...and she thought I had to wake up and jack off in the morning when really I was just trying to take a leak.

    How many of you guys out there have the same issue? (not with the girl...but I mean with a hardon that it takes a few minutes before you can pee)
     
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    This is when I'm proud of my down-curve, morning wood piss....no problem.
     
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    i have exactly the same problem...
     
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    I wake up and have to actually hold my penis down so that I can pee without a problem. If I don't do that, it ends up everywhere but where it should end up...in the toilet.
     
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    I just wait untill me hardy is gone :biggrin1:
     
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    With me, if I don't hold my penis down, I will wind up shooting urine everywhere but where it belongs...in the toilet.
     
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    try pissing in the shower.

    it's what i do.
     
  8. DavidBD

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    Yep,
    I know just what you guys mean, I have the same pointing north-strait up morning wood too ...!!

    I just try to hold on, let it clam down a bit and help it by out by pushing it down to aim it where it will not spray me back...lol!:eek:

    DavidBD
     
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    My problem exactly---when mine is hard it almost lies flat against my stomach it bends up so much--so its impossible to piss until it becomes soft. I have tried bending towards the toilet and pointing it down but then nothing will come out--its such a pain having it bend like that
     
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