Morning Wood Piss...

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I wake up every morning with a hardon or at least a semi. The first thing I do is take a piss...but sometimes I'm so hard that I have to stand there for a few minutes and stroke it a couple times to get the piss out. And since my cock has an upward curve I have to bend over to make sure it all gets in the toilet.

Once a girl had slept over at my house and walked in while I was taking my morning piss and saw me rubbing my dick and thought that I was masturbating and for whatever reason got upset. I had just slept with her the night before...and she thought I had to wake up and jack off in the morning when really I was just trying to take a leak.

How many of you guys out there have the same issue? (not with the girl...but I mean with a hardon that it takes a few minutes before you can pee)
 

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Yep,
I know just what you guys mean, I have the same pointing north-strait up morning wood too ...!!

I just try to hold on, let it clam down a bit and help it by out by pushing it down to aim it where it will not spray me back...lol!:eek:

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My problem exactly---when mine is hard it almost lies flat against my stomach it bends up so much--so its impossible to piss until it becomes soft. I have tried bending towards the toilet and pointing it down but then nothing will come out--its such a pain having it bend like that