MORNING WOOD

[horny6.5]

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[horny6.5]

The best way to get rid of a morning woody is to jerk off espically with my meat rather then stuffing it all in boxers to take a piss when you slep naked

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Uh ... why would you have to put on boxers to take a piss? I find it easier to do while I'm still naked. ???

 

[13788]

jaimie: Good point DMW

 

[13788]

Ineligible: Well, you might if the bathroom is down the hall and there are other people around in whose direction you would rather not swing your tackle (e.g. your mother).

 

[13788]

TopheavyTeen: Mmmmmm

To walk up next to a guy with mornign wood and lazily stroking it or doing other things .



Till he wakes up.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

[quote author=Ineligible link=board=youth;num=1048832783;start=20#24 date=07/16/03 at 19:50:41]Well, you might if the bathroom is down the hall and there are other people around in whose direction you would rather not swing your tackle (e.g. your mother).[/quote]

Oh. One of those 'familial modesty' issues outside of my frame of reference.

 

[Pecker]

Guys, I have a theory:

DMW and Finedessert are one and the same!

 

[jonb]

Finedessert traveled back from the year 2050?

Jon (I'll be back)

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

[quote author=Pecker link=board=youth;num=1048832783;start=20#27 date=07/17/03 at 14:10:16]Guys, I have a theory:

DMW and Finedessert are one and the same!

[/quote]

Oh, please! Some of you may remember that on a previous version of LPSG someone accused Dante of being me in disguise ... and actually believed it! Let's not start his shit again ... I may get a complex!

 

[13788]

bustyredhead: [quote author=jonb link=board=youth;num=1048832783;start=20#28 date=07/17/03 at 16:04:31]Finedessert traveled back from the year 2050?

Jon (I'll be back)[/quote]

Hmm... (scratches her head) That looks oddly familiar...

- Nene (Echo, Echo, Echo...)

 

[13788]

4wDr:
Morning wood is a natural now. I'm used to it. It was a while before my wife understood that she didn't have to climb on top of it everytime. Seems she always found that pleasing.

I always enjoy masturbating as well. I'd grab my oversized nuts in one hand and give myself a joy ride with the other.

Either way always put a smile on my face ;D

 

[Zerothegrayfox]

Actually, I believe peeing it off is not something you should do.
It can cause UTI.

 

[Adrian69702006]

I thought peeing it off was the only way to really get rid of it given that a full bladder is usually the underlying cause. Although my aim's never been great with early morning wood, I can pee with it and appear to have sustained no ill effects as a result.

 

[mwmsstud]

Just jack it off then pee.

 

[Cardinal]

I piss, then I jerk it. I can't just ignore it, though!

 

[overshot]

di...did you really just bring back a thread from 6 years ago?

 

[blakobra8]

i usually can't get out of bed without cumming. sad, huih?

 

[Zerothegrayfox]

Without even noticing, yes, yes I did.

 

[JOHNNYG]

Have a wank