Morning Wood

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I think I'd be lying when I say it doesn't happen to me, who doesn't it happen to?
Tho, I agree the consensus of pissing with morning wood; sometimes good, then again, sometimes it gets smore difficult than I need.

but all in all, morning wood is a great sensation, and it helps show you can still get it up nice hard & healthy.

 

[KinkGuy]

KinkGuy's guide to pissing with morning wood.

1) Walk to bathroom, dick waving proudly
2) Evaluate ability, or lack thereof, to aim stiff cock down towards toilet bowl
3) Make decision based on degree of need
4) If urgency overtakes ability to piss neatly into toilet bowl, see next step

5) Piss directly into bathtub or shower

6) Return to bed for that critical extra 15 minutes of snoozing we allow ourselves each morning.

 

[B_Jeremy]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Oct 26 2005, 11:34 PM
KinkGuy's guide to pissing with morning wood.

1) Walk to bathroom, dick waving proudly
2) Evaluate ability, or lack thereof, to aim stiff cock down towards toilet bowl
3) Make decision based on degree of need
4) If urgency overtakes ability to piss neatly into toilet bowl, see next step

5) Piss directly into bathtub or shower

6) Return to bed for that critical extra 15 minutes of snoozing we allow ourselves each morning.

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Despite my cock's ability to still be hanging when hard, pissing in the morning isn't such a chore, lol. Although even still, when im rock hard in the morning, and tired as hell, I'd rather not take my chances with trying to aim, so often I'll skip to number 5 for the morning! lol

 

[jonb]

Wait, did Kink just use a GOTO? I haven't seen one of those in ages.

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Jeremy@Oct 27 2005, 06:38 AM
Despite my cock's ability to still be hanging when hard....

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Really??? Even when rock hard?
I wish mine did that......lol.

 

[B_Jeremy]

Originally posted by Alley Blue+Oct 27 2005, 10:01 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alley Blue &#064; Oct 27 2005, 10:01 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Jeremy@Oct 27 2005, 06:38 AM
Despite my cock&#39;s ability to still be hanging when hard....

[post=355762]Quoted post[/post]​

Really??? Even when rock hard?
I wish mine did that......lol.

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Yeah, when rock hard it hangs at just about a 45 degree angle

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Jeremy+Oct 27 2005, 02:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jeremy &#064; Oct 27 2005, 02:18 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Alley Blue@Oct 27 2005, 10:01 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Jeremy

@Oct 27 2005, 06:38 AM
Despite my cock&#39;s ability to still be hanging when hard....

[post=355762]Quoted post[/post]​

Really??? Even when rock hard?
I wish mine did that......lol.

[post=355870]Quoted post[/post]​

Yeah, when rock hard it hangs at just about a 45 degree angle

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I wish I could tuck mines down a pants leg when hard.
When I&#39;m hard as a rock, it lets the whole world know it......as if to say "I ain&#39;t going no where, dammit&#33;".

 

[prepstudinsc]

Mine is the same way, Alley--when it&#39;s hard, it sticks up in the air, so there&#39;s no hiding it. I have to make sure I&#39;m behind a desk or have something to hold in front of myself because boxers don&#39;t make any effort to conceal a boner, either.

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Oct 27 2005, 02:43 PM
... because boxers don&#39;t make any effort to conceal a boner, either.

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This is so true, briefs seems to strap everything down, while boxers just let &#39;em go......so to speak.

 

[B_Jeremy]

It would definitly be nice if mine stood straight up, lol, but only for a day&#33; I always wear loose fititng pants, and if my cock stood straight out or up when hard, yeah, it would be noticable, lol, so in that regard, im quite glad im a hanger. lol

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Jeremy@Oct 27 2005, 02:52 PM
It would definitly be nice if mine stood straight up, lol, but only for a day&#33;

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Believe me, you would&#39;nt want it, not even for a day.......may be a few minutes; and then you would want your old dick back. The one i&#39;m envious of :icon_redface:

 

[prepstudinsc]

What&#39;s wrong with a dick that stands up? I wouldn&#39;t trade mine for the world. I like the fact that it points upward. It just seems so much more ready for action, for some reason.

 

[B_Jeremy]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Oct 27 2005, 11:07 AM
What&#39;s wrong with a dick that stands up? I wouldn&#39;t trade mine for the world. I like the fact that it points upward. It just seems so much more ready for action, for some reason.

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Yeah, that&#39;s my thought as well, arms on your hips with you cock pointed skyward, like a sup :evilgrin: erhero&#33; lol

I can do it... I just have to have one hand hold it up&#33; :evilgrin:

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Oct 27 2005, 03:07 PM
It just seems so much more ready for action, for some reason.

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LOL...........thats true too&#33;
I guess i&#39;m just easily embarrassed about boners......although they are natural......

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Jeremy@Oct 27 2005, 03:10 PM
I can do it... I just have to have one hand hold it up&#33;  :evilgrin:

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:rofl:

You probably need 2 hands....... :bigsmile:

 

[B_Jeremy]

Originally posted by Alley Blue+Oct 27 2005, 11:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alley Blue &#064; Oct 27 2005, 11:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Jeremy@Oct 27 2005, 03:10 PM
I can do it... I just have to have one hand hold it up&#33; :evilgrin:

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:rofl:

You probably need 2 hands....... :bigsmile:

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Hahahha.. are you suggesting 2 of your hands? :silly:

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Jeremy+Oct 27 2005, 05:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jeremy &#064; Oct 27 2005, 05:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Alley Blue@Oct 27 2005, 11:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Jeremy

@Oct 27 2005, 03:10 PM
I can do it... I just have to have one hand hold it up&#33;  :evilgrin:

[post=355918]Quoted post[/post]​

:rofl:

You probably need 2 hands....... :bigsmile:

[post=355929]Quoted post[/post]​

Hahahha.. are you suggesting 2 of your hands? :silly:

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I&#39;m not sure if your 99%/1% stats could allow for such a situation to take place

 

[jonboy53]

When I was 14 in school, two others and I didn't bother our morning wood and piss until after school--since last night until four p.m.--20 hours. We all had very large bladders.

 

[lovesbbw1981]

Found this link looking quickly. Sorry it has ads on it. The Science Of Morning Wood: Electrical Impulses In Brain Increase Blood Flow To Penis In REM Sleep. Basically it's a good thing like someone else said. Most men normally get hard several times during the night. I know before I was married I'd wake up at 3 or 4am and jerk off then go back to sleep. Now I get to stick it in someone before I go back to sleep LOL.