Morning wood?

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HAWT and sadly.....rare.

He loves it, what guy doesn't right? Although sometimes I think he's faking that he's asleep. He knows there's a 90% chance I'll be doing the dirty deed on Saturday or Sunday morning, sometimes both days, so if I get up to use the bathroom in the morning there's been a few times I'll come back to bed and he'll be laying on his back with a pup tent between his legs that wasn't there when I left. Of course I play along and make a point to get all noisy and busy on his dick. It's a pleasant way to wake my guy up. I also make a point to jump him when he's sleeping in the middle of the night every now and then if I can't sleep. I've found that a 2:00-3:00 AM romp is always a good way to beat insomnia.
 

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Sometimes in the middle of the night I have to get up to piss and am hard as a rock, makes pissing in the dark tough...


I am 66 and have the same problem in the dark. I get my biggest and fattest wood in the morning and it is every morning. Wish I could get it that big later in the day. I love my morning wood!!!:biggrin1:
 

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Im 48 and I wake up with one Id say 4-5 times a week. Sometimes in the middle of the night I have to get up to piss and am hard as a rock, makes pissing in the dark tough...

This works for me. Sit backwards on toilet seat (facing the tank), lean forward and aim hardon below seat (toward back of bowl) and let him take his leak. Try it and let me know how it works for you.
 

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I wake up with morning wood every single morning


uuhhmm if you give me your addy, i can visit each am, monitor the situation, like be a 3rd man interested party
perhaps let them know its a little embarrasing for you or whatever ha
you know just keep an interested eye on things ....ha
 

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I was sent to boarding school as a kid (family moved around a lot) - try getting out of a dorm with 10 boys in it with a stiffy every morning!

To those who struggle to pee with a hard-on in the middle of the night - sit down!!
 

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I wake up with morning wood every single morning


uuhhmm if you give me your addy, i can visit each am, monitor the situation, like be a 3rd man interested party
perhaps let them know its a little embarrasing for you or whatever ha
you know just keep an interested eye on things ....ha

Haha I'm guessing you missed the quote button. Either way, I think my family can see it's embarrassing since I always literally run into the bathroom. Would be great if the thing would hang down instead of pitching a tent in my shorts -.-

I'm glad I don't have the problem peeing like some people have posted. That seems like it'd get very annoying after a while.
 

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I wake up with one every morning and usually have them all during the night. If I wake up with one during the night, I'll give it a tug or two, smile, and nod back off. Love having a boner!!
 

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I wake up with morning wood 95% of then time every week.
Most of the time if when you wake up with morning wood it cause you wake up right from morning wood. Men get about 3 or 4 may most nights. You not realize it at all, but it happens.
 

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I wake up with morning wood 95% of the time. Most of the time when you wake up with morning wood it happens cause you wake up right from rim sleep. Most men have 2-4 erections during sleep, mostly in rim sleep. Liveing always know it happens. But its normal to wake up with morning wood and not. Its the josh's way of keeping thinks working