Morning Wood

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  1. earllogjam

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    Just curious if other guys here get boners in the morning and how long they last. I don't know if I get them every morning but probably 80% of the time. Lasts about 5 minutes maybe 10, just before I wake up. I touch it but rarely jack off. The morning wood is not really sexual for me - just a bodily function. What about yours?
     
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    Get morning wood each and every morning buddy!

    Love my morning wood, I find it the horniest wood I get and feels real good when rubbed just the way I like it rubbed!

    I get off real quick if I jerk off morning wood!

    Just my tuppence worthÂ…

    Try it you might like it!
     
  3. B_spiker067

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    Ever fuck with morning wood? You know the hardest, stiffest, bladder full kind.

    I mean steel too. So stiff that if you pissed you could only get away with it standing in the shower or doing a hand stand into the sink.

    Talk about the ultimate kegel.:biggrin1:
     
  4. burns1de

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    I get those too, almost every morning. They tend to last longer, especially if I stay in bed for some reason. Once I get up and start getting ready to work, they go away.

    Morning wood rules. :grinning-smiley-003
     
  5. viking1

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    I get morning wood most of the time. Last a few minutes usually. Sometimes a lot more than a few minutes. I seldom masturbate it as I don't have time for that when I'm getting read for work. I do sometimes on the weekends.
     
  6. Industrialsize

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    I like to poke my partner in the bac k with my "morning wood" to wake him up and let him know I have a burning NEED
     
  7. IntoxicatingToxin

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    I'll help you with that. :biggrin:
     
  8. viking1

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    Oh boy! I can sense the need for another cold shower coming up soon!
     
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    :biggrin1: Besides the lil birdies outside my window..my morning woodies wake me up..stiff and hard..7"..It lasts maybe 5 min. on it's own..longer when i play with it..A great way to start the day.puts a smile on my face..first thing in the morning
     
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    Almost every morning I wake up with a boner, then I masturbate and after that I do my things, it's like a routine.
     
  11. B_ironsoul

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    I love morning wood. Makes my morning more fun :)
     
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    Tesosterone levels rise during your sleep, and are highest when you wake. You're not just imagining it, its a natural hormonal peak.
     
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    Fuck that sounds hot lol
     
  14. B_spiker067

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    Finally, a note of understanding.:cool:
     
  15. earllogjam

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    I wank my morning wood if I feel particularly stressed that day.
     
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    I regularly get morning wood, and since I go bed naked, I usually just play helicopter with it for a bit and then get out of bed and shower/etc.
    JO time is at night to stop WD's.
     
  17. earllogjam

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    Your "morning wood" probably would feel like someone's knee in your back.:rolleyes:
     
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    Every Day like clock work. ARG !!!! Damn annoying.

    I like a nice semi, but who can control
     
  19. Drago

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    I get morning wood every morning like clockwork. Usually lasts for about 10 minutes if i don't touch it
     
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    Only happens a few times per month for me.
     
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