Morning Wood

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Stiff as a board, every morning. On weekends when I have some time I let myself get away with a wank, but not otherwise. I have fucked with morning wood, but I don't recommend it unless it's a quickie... I gotta piss!
 

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Oh I LOVE morning wood, when I am lucky enough to feel it pressing against me or see it lifting the bedsheets- specially if he's not quite awake yet....... he soon would be, as Im not letting something that stiff be wasted :tongue:
 

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Ever have that dream in the morning that you are peeing someplace and then you wake up later only to find you have a stiffy and a very full bladder?
 

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Yes. My cock is at its hardest when I have a morning wood. A long, thick, massive hard morning wood is a terrible thing to waste. Stroke it if you got it. Just think about all the guys who can't get hard. Respect your meat and give it attention when it wants it. After all one day we could all be one of the guys who can't get hard. There I go ramblin on again.

Ever fuck with morning wood? You know the hardest, stiffest, bladder full kind.

I mean steel too. So stiff that if you pissed you could only get away with it standing in the shower or doing a hand stand into the sink.

Talk about the ultimate kegel.:biggrin1:
 
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Ramble all you please about your morning wood, josiah, 'coz your ramble, along with your gallery, give me an afternoon wood, in full force! It's pretty dick hardening, knowing what a hung piece you have, to visualize your fist around it any time of the day/night.
Yes. My cock is at its hardest when I have a morning wood. A long, thick, massive hard morning wood is a terrible thing to waste. Stroke it if you got it. Just think about all the guys who can't get hard. Respect your meat and give it attention when it wants it. After all one day we could all be one of the guys who can't get hard. There I go ramblin on again.

 

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Does your morning wood ever go away?


I barely get it anymore (I miss it so bad), ever since I dropped out of school and have been depressed b/c of problems at home.


Is there anything you can take for that?
 

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Same here, Earllogjam. Sometimes my morning boners are so hard that they wake me up. It's as if my penis were saying 'Hey there, hold me!' :biggrin1:

Just curious if other guys here get boners in the morning and how long they last. I don't know if I get them every morning but probably 80% of the time. Lasts about 5 minutes maybe 10, just before I wake up. I touch it but rarely jack off. The morning wood is not really sexual for me - just a bodily function. What about yours?
 

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I don't get morning wood. It's weird. I wake up horny A.F. and will get hard within a few min of waking up but never wake up with wood and Haven't since teens. Usually I do jerk off every morning. I think lack of morning wood is due tomy sleep apnea for one. And heart and BP problems
 
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I get it every morning (or maybe 99% of the time). It is very stiff. I have to pee in the shower since my hardon points straight up. It's usually a very horny moment and it lasts more than 30 mins, even after peeing. I rarely masturbate during that time but have been awaken by a mouth in the morning and that feels so amazing! I am not looking forward to the horny side but, given that it comes with the package, I enjoy it!
 

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FYI, your body naturally suppresses the need to pee if your hard. Your body prioritizes the need to reproduce. You all need to pee when toy wake up. Why do you stop wetting the bed when you hit puberty?

Your morning wood is your body preventing yourself from pissing yourself in your sleep. And, anytime you have a full bladder, your wood is going to be more like steel, any time of day.