Morning Wood

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  1. JTaylor

    JTaylor New Member

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    What do you do with your morning wood?

    I usually just let it be and it goes down while I'm in the shower. But I was wondering if that was out of the norm for a guy. So what do you do?
     
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    Pee, then jack off every morning in the shower
     
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    i did the same, only if i felt i was so horny hehe..
     
  4. jigggyman

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    you gotta beat it off man! only way to start my day off right!
     
  5. JTaylor

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    Yeah I usually let it go unless I find myself really horny. But how do you start off your day by masturbating. I usually find that makes me really horny throughout the day. :p
     
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    I am horny 24/7 anyway, so what the hell? lol
     
  7. JTaylor

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    Yeah same here, so kind of a paradox :p
     
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    My hard dick Its going away because I must every day going to work, I'm wash my glans and I'm after that going my clothes on. A new day is starts and I'm not every day thinking about sex. This day I'm uprising because in my office I see a lot of girls in minidressed who have beautiful legs and thats make me horny but I'm only watching and keeps my hands off that sexy womans at the office.
     
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    Peeing with wood...pain in the ass
     
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    I guess when Pecker gets one it's a "wood Pecker!"

    Yeah...I admit...corny.
     
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    So, I take it none of you have a partner? OK, not every morning, but she likes to play with it as much as I do. But sometimes I just drag my sorry ass to the toilet, and I catch a reflection in the mirror. I'd wonder, who would put a dick like that on somebody like me?

    My wife laughed when I said it out loud one morning. She said "I would!"

    Mine doesn't get as rigid as it used to, just horizontal to the ground with a downward turn. So I can kind of flex it to hit the toilet.
     
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    I find a morning jerk stops me getting so horny through the day. But yeah I usually just let it go down.
     
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    hahaha...so true
     
  14. invisibleman

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    What Invisibleman does with his morning wood.

    I have to jerkoff after I pee. Otherwise, I will obsess about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon all day. Or Mitt Romney.

    Or Mitt Romney with Alec Baldwin's chest hair growth wearing a Speedo. :wink:
     
  15. psidom

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    i let it die down as well,
    i usually am not horny with morning wood
    it is just erect.
     
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    Can the invisible man see himself cum? :wink:
     
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    My new pics show exactly what I do if my roommate's not sleeping in and slacking off.
     
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    Yeah. Hehehe. :wink:
     
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    So when is somebody going to point out the obvious, that morning wood can be useful for making babies?
     
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    OMG, i was about to say that in jest when i saw you posted in this thread. I had no idea you'd say that.

    Erections should never be wasted, they are always opportunities to be making babies. Once again I'll ask, Pronatalist, how many babies have you made?
     
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