Mosquito method

[SteelSaurus]

Now while I do have medical experience and am pursuing a Doctorate, this is purely speculation but the premise is this:

1. Inflammation causes swelling.
2. If acute inflammation becomes chronic, swelling will persist even become permanent.
3. Allergic reactions cause inflammation.
4. Most allergic reactions are unpredictable.
5. Mosquito bites release an anticoagulant that triggers a mild allergic reaction.
6. Swelling lasts between three to five days.

The premise is to have mosquito's inflict several bites along the shaft of the penis, and over the course of a few weeks, the compounded swelling will cause permanent gains in size both in terms of girth and length.
Obviously, there are drawback, the most pressing being insect-borne diseases. However, only certain mosquitoes can carry diseases, and of them only females are capable of biting. A way to 'prevent' transmission is to effectively breed mosquitoes ensuring that the second generation are disease-free.

Lesser concerns are itchiness and a more severe reaction to bites. For my studies I've found that topical benzocaine (a potent pain reliever found in oral analgesics such as Orajel and Benzodent) can totally remove these sensations. Be warned in that over-application can cause reduced sensation, delayed ejaculation, and temporary impotence. I'd advise applying one or two drop to a Q-tip as opposed to directly applying it to the affected area.

 

[Moez???]

This same idea has been around with bee stings, but I'm not sure I believe that either of these things effect anything more than the skin.

 

[SteelSaurus]

Before I get the the supposed superficial nature of bee sting and mosquito bites, I'd like to make mention of two key differences between the two.

1) Bee stings differ from insect bites, and the venom or toxin of stinging insects is quite different. Therefore, the body's reaction to a bee sting will differ significantly. In particular, for people with insect sting allergy, a bee sting may trigger a dangerous anaphylactic reaction that is potentially deadly. Not only are mosquito bites less severe and painful than a bee sting, the reaction to them is also more localized, and even in the case of a 'severe' reaction (which is rarer than one to a bee-sting) the effects are not life threatening.

2) While bee stings on average last longer than a mosquito bite, bee stings are both painful, and fatal (to the bee). this would require a large amount of bees to be sacrificed over the course of several weeks A single mosquito can 'bite' you multiple times over several feedings and is none the worse for the wear for doing so.

Now, back to the superficial nature of them. Yes, both bite and sting rarely penetrate deeper than the dermis but the saliva and toxin that they respectively inject causes the inflammation. What you may have seen about bee stings, doesn't work is because in addition to the pain of the sting, the swelling is limited to a specific area. This is because you (usually) suffer only a single sting. The intent should be to suffer several stings around a specific area. An unsavory prospect when it comes to bee-stings, but not so much of one when it comes to mosquito bites which aren't as severe.

In short; bee stings hurt, kill bees, and can kill you if you have a reaction, whereas mosquito bites itch, can't kill you, and can be 'suffered' multiple times in short succession with no adverse affects to the insect.

 

[JackDoff]

sounds an extreme way to go have you tried it or going to?

 

[Beanhead777]

Sounds like a joke Hahahahaaa

 

[dirkjesje]

You didn't mention the procedure : how to get several bites from the mosquito's along the shaft of the penis.

A much easier way that you can dose the way you want - on the places you want - is to use stinging nettles.
With the same effect : you will get a swollen, spongy dick even when erect.
And forget the permanent gains in length and girth, just as your doctorate.

 

[itsabiggy]

I itch my junk enough lol. Love the idea but man it would be itchy. I once had poison ivy down there and was miserable.

 

[1031939]

You didn't mention the procedure : how to get several bites from the mosquito's along the shaft of the penis.

A much easier way that you can dose the way you want - on the places you want - is to use stinging nettles.
With the same effect : you will get a swollen, spongy dick even when erect.
And forget the permanent gains in length and girth, just as your doctorate.

I have actually been reading up on how men become thicker or bigger without even trying. It never really came down to enjoying the process though. So this sounds fairly solid actually. The mosquito method as well as your nettle approach, but I agree that the nettles help with controled contact. The benifit of your nettle method is id you really wanted you could turn anything left over into soup or tea as an extra nutritive for your day!
(After all it isn't as if you are running it all over. Just slight touches in key places.)

 

[ColonelLingus]

actually when i got poison ivy my dick ballooned up

 

[1031939]

actually when i got poison ivy my dick ballooned up

Hmm..very interesting...

 

[Moez???]

I tried nettle once, but didn't get any type of reaction. It might not have been nettle, but it looked like it and was in season, and the plant had those little hairs on it. I tested it on my arm first and saw no reaction, so went ahead with it anyway. I tried it once, then a second time using a lot more contact, and still, not even redness or any type of irritation.

 

[JulieInNaplesFL]

Won't a rubber mallet do the same thing if used several times daily?

 

[marinera]

Sounds like a joke Hahahahaaa

Yep!

 

[twoton]

There is no way in hell I'd voluntarily touch stinging nettles to my dick. There's no way in hell I'd do it involuntarily, either.

 

[ronin001]

I do not want Mosquitoes, Bees; nor nettels near my wang. Sometimes you just have to say, I am happy with what I have and leave well enough alone.

 

[Moez???]

Eh, people are into weird things. Nettles aren't even that bad. S&M circles do this kind of thing without any type of body modification in mind.

it might seem extreme to the average person, but it's fairly moderate in the "underground" realm.

 

[dreamer20]

Have you obtained your Sadist Doctorate OP? One would only end up with a painful penis covered with small mosquito bite bumps using your foolish method.

 

[groundsmen]

I get eaten alive by mozzies, but thankfully not on the D.
But you gave me a great idea about those oral gels - I have a super sensitive spot on my cock and if a guy gets to it, its all over. I'm going to get some and give it a go - but will go easy with it using a q tip. Thanks!

 

[justaverage3327]

Look i dont know about alternative methods but one all those bite could cause adverse affects to your junk. All those diseases that transfer from mosquito bites all contracting in the penis area are you sure about that?

 

[SteelSaurus]

So just an update to anyone who was following this. While I've not had the chance to try the mosquito method, I did find a plant based alternative that allows for more control over the target site; the firethorn. Similar to mosquitoes, it possesses a compound that causes guaranteed inflammation, so long as it's in season (spring to mid-fall).
Further positives include that it causes less irritation in general to mosquito bites. The only downside is that because it causes such pronounced inflammation it can be particularly painful if you accidentally prick yourself near a joint (knuckle, wrist, knee etc.) and worse if you have arthritis.
The inflammatory compound isn't as potent or present during it's off-season, so I attempted to try it (the end of October to the start of December) just to test my hypothesis.
I started with several pricks along my arm as test before moving down. However, while there has been mild inflammation, it's not nearly to the degree of a mosquito bite or my recollections of getting pricked as a child, which has prevented any reasonable attempts at 'compound inflammation'. I've since stopped my tests, but will resume once it's back in season again (March).