Most annoying thing in sex

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Most annoying thing in sex (women do)

  1. Marathon sex (over 30 minutes)

    8 vote(s)
    3.1%
  2. Moaning in excess

    30 vote(s)
    11.7%
  3. Cliched talk

    18 vote(s)
    7.0%
  4. Shallow fellatio

    31 vote(s)
    12.1%
  5. No cumming outside

    7 vote(s)
    2.7%
  6. Excessive directions

    17 vote(s)
    6.6%
  7. Tame (no hair pulling etc)

    21 vote(s)
    8.2%
  8. Unable to see facial expressions

    2 vote(s)
    0.8%
  9. Needy demands

    7 vote(s)
    2.7%
  10. Undemonstrative (not offering anything)

    99 vote(s)
    38.5%
  11. Cryptic or euphemistic messages

    13 vote(s)
    5.1%
  12. Fails to understand when something is roleplay

    4 vote(s)
    1.6%
  1. osprey1987

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    The obvious answers are (not being) considerate, imaginative, interested in your partners needs etc but that would be a dull poll.
     
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    Bad or excessive dirty talk. For instance, saying a long, detailed command or phrase over and over again, instead of just "harder".
     
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    I just voted. I would find it annoying if my partner just lay there. Fortunately for us both, she does not.
     
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    As a woman, I would guess just laying there and not giving much of anything. I don't do anything of the sort, but I can only imagine that would be my best guess!

    Too much direction can be worked on, as could be excessive moaning, but I can't think of moaning as a bad thing.

    Just my $.02.
     
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    Not kissing is a deal breaker but the most annoying is being with a partner that only want you do it their way from start to finish.

    Just a side bar, marathon sex is 30 minutes? That's a marathon? I thought sex last a longer than that.



     
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    1. A voice that goes up an octave or becomes higher pitched.
    2. Suck my cock, suck my cock, suck my cock!....and/or grab my cock, grab my cock, grab my cock!.
     
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    The way it is used as shorthand for sexual relationships or sexual intercourse
     
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    Moaning is awful.
    It's alright, but like in porn when all they do is OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH at the top of their lungs I want to strangle them.
     
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    I love long hair but when it's constantly whipping me in the eye or tickling my nose, it's kind of distracting.
     
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    Ineffective dirty talk.
     
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    all the crying and begging...................
     
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    really couldve voted for multiples

    too much dirty talk (there's dirty talk you feel and dirty talk just to say something)

    Just laying there (I like the less dominant girls, but they still do something to be involved)

    excessive directions (Yeh idk everything you like, but I do know what im doing so i dont need you to write a manual for it)

    tame (rhymes with lame, i like the wild child, ok with a little spanking during or tossing her around a bit during)
     
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    My vote would've been if the sex were too short (as in less than 30 minutes)

    Seriously, good fulfilling sex for me has to be at least 45 minutes. 3 hours is absolute heaven.
     
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    I could not put it better.
     
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    THREE HOURS? Your wife must be in heaven!!!!
     
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    These are my sexual peeves about sex with men:

    -Not making any noise of any kind
    -Hurrying through it, and not minding my suggestion to slow down for a bit
    -Getting irritated if I ask for a little help with getting an orgasm if I did not have one during sex
    -unwilling to try new positions/atmospheres for sex
    -Getting me super close to orgasm either by hand or through penetration and then stopping
     
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    With that last one, why are they stopping? Tiring out or about to cum?
     
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    Trust me, more often than not it's a curse, not a blessing.
     
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