Most annoying thing in sex

[Sirramm]

1. NOT willing to play/swap cum. I'm "straight" but I do like the taste of my own cum and really get off eating and tasting it from anywhere on her body. I look at this way if I want you to eat my cum shouldn't I be willing/able to do the same?

2. Not willing to step outside the box. I mean going to a bar and talking about how much you would like to take this or that stranger home and fuck the ever living shit out of them and being able to describe just what you want to do is HOT!!!

3. Pissing and moaning about who "initiates" doesn't make me want to do it! I don't want to hear that YOU started things off the last so many times. You know maybe I was needing it...you seem to have forgotten how many times I had to start you up in the past. This isn't a points game!

4. Porn! Yes I like it! I love playing with my penis pump, cockrings and having a huge chunk of stainless steel hanging from the tip of my dick is HOT no matter what you say. Toy's are fun! Live a little! We aren't in the same ugly sandbox...we have Visa's and for Christ's sake I sell sex toys for a living!!! That $100,000 car you drive??? Paid for by people who like to fuck!!! Now get over it!!!

Say that entire rant like Stewie and you'll laugh your ass off!!! Although sadly it's all true!!!

 

[osprey1987]

Some of those things seem mighty over-specific.

 

[Bob Ross]

The most annoying thing a woman can do when having sex is not have it with me:biggrin1: jk

I voted for "undemonstrative..." as this is one of the ones listed that I have personally experienced and one which really bothered me. I can only imagine though that the "cryptic..." choice would be worse...I wouldn't want a woman to try to mind-fuck me while I was trying to fuck-fuck her.

 

[latinluva]

People with sexual inhibitions, virgins, and people with little or no experience. And anyone who can't please themselves. Like I always say, If you can't make love to yourself, how ya gonna please someone else.

 

[D_Gallalye Goodlolly]

These are my sexual peeves about sex with men:

-Not making any noise of any kind
-Hurrying through it, and not minding my suggestion to slow down for a bit
-Getting irritated if I ask for a little help with getting an orgasm if I did not have one during sex
-unwilling to try new positions/atmospheres for sex
-Getting me super close to orgasm either by hand or through penetration and then stopping

thank you.u took the words right outta my mouth.very apt.

 

[TheRob]

1. A voice that goes up an octave or becomes higher pitched.
2. Suck my cock, suck my cock, suck my cock!....and/or grab my cock, grab my cock, grab my cock!.

if a girl wants you to do something to her cock maybe you shouldn't be with "her"

 

[TheRob]

Moaning is awful.
It's alright, but like in porn when all they do is OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH at the top of their lungs I want to strangle them.

send those women to me!

 

[TheRob]

-Getting me super close to orgasm either by hand or through penetration and then stopping

that's what you get for when your thong slips out the top of your pants and we are sompleace public lol

 

[jeff926]

protection such as wearing a jimmy hat. Damn

 

[VictorV]

Look at this. Seems like you're sex mad.:biggrin1:

Average Sex Time - How Long Should Sex Last? - Esquire

I read somewhere else 15 minutes was the ideal time for women.

How can an ideal time for women be determined? They aren't all the same. That's like determining an ideal Sunday walk time for seniors.

 

[sexualnapalm]

How can an ideal time for women be determined? They aren't all the same. That's like determining an ideal Sunday walk time for seniors.

THIS.

*dies* :lmao:

I TOTALLY agree. And it differs every time we have sex! I don't know a woman who's consistent. Where it's like 15 minutes every single time! That would get SO boring!!!

 

[pcghabsy]

My worst experience was where the girl seemed to have very little interest outside what was going on in her vagina. Boring.

 

[pierceplace]

Interesting thread, I choose ''Marathon sex (over 30 minutes)'' Im one of those who last about hour and half to cum...

can someone explain me Undemonstrative (not offering anything)???

and btw nothing hotter than excessive moaning and dirty talk... quiet sex is ,,, ANNOYING

 

[sexualnapalm]

Undemonstrative would be just laying there, not doing anything.

 

[pcghabsy]

Interesting thread, I choose ''Marathon sex (over 30 minutes)'' Im one of those who last about hour and half to cum...

This is another of my worst experiences. For whatever reason (stress maybe?) I couldn't cum once whatever I tried. After a while my gf and I both got tired and had to give up.

 

[legacy84]

Voted for undemonstrative. The person whom I am currently in a relationship with is like this quite often and I told her about it and she's gotten a little better.

 

[cgttown]

Most annoying is when I basically have to do everything and she's even hesitant to touch my cock. She can be responsive, sure, but not very proactive. I'd like a little nip play too, please. Some oral would be nice (but nice girls don't do that evidently--although they will enjoy getting some oral themselves...), as would more desire. I shouldn't have to ask over and over in hopes that I'll get a yes. Damn, I need some sex!

 

[RawDog]

My first wife was a totally non-sexual person, who I should never gave gotten involved with. She too was very undemonstrative. My first attempt at changing that was, in mid-stroke, I stopped and pulled out, and said, "Would you much rather be doing something else? It doesn't seem you really want to be doing this right now."

 

[pierceplace]

My first wife was a totally non-sexual person, who I should never gave gotten involved with. She too was very undemonstrative. My first attempt at changing that was, in mid-stroke, I stopped and pulled out, and said, "Would you much rather be doing something else? It doesn't seem you really want to be doing this right now."

IDK why some women act like that, I had a girlfriend who was like in Menstrual cramps or PMS or some shit every time I fucked her... I make the analogy coz I THINK its something hormonal... coz that doesnt happen in man2man relationships... on my experience

 

[RawDog]

IDK why some women act like that, I had a girlfriend who was like in Menstrual cramps or PMS or some shit every time I fucked her... I make the analogy coz I THINK its something hormonal... coz that doesnt happen in man2man relationships... on my experience

Men can be like that too. Just different ways of expressing and different passions.