Most Creative Or Funny Way You Quit A Job

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As the thread says, what's the most hilarious or creative way you ever quit a job after you had your fill and just got fed up?

I confess I don't have a great story myself for walking off the job, but I have one about another guy.

Used to work at a military commissary and a guy we called Radio got so pissed at the project manager he walked into his office, turned and dropped his pants revealing his ass. The left cheek said "I" and the right cheek said "QUIT". He said to the project manager "Can you read between the lines?" The yelling from the manager could be heard clear across the warehouse the office was in.
 

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Not me, but a friend of mine quit her job in the most hilarious way...

She was working at a gas station. Her manager heard her answer the phone one day, and told her "you sound ridiculous, you don't have to be so professional. Just answer the damn thing".

A couple weeks later she had another job lined up, and knew she was going to put her 2 weeks that day, when her manager had the chance to hear her answer the phone again. She just picked up the receiver and loudly said "Gas station, what up??"

He went to reprimand her and she just said "I'm done here anyway, should I just clock clock out now?"

Fucking badass.
 

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I waited tables at a Mexican restaurant a long time ago. Pay was decent, and it was right across the street from my apartment, so it was a pretty ideal gig. A competing restaurant opened up next door, and business just crashed. The manager was giving all the "good" sections to servers he was fucking after hours. It wasn't even a secret.

He then instituted a rule about filling sections according to tips paid to bartenders. Well, if you were working the floor section, hosts wouldn't seat people there. So, there were days I'd get a couple tables. People weren't drinking, and when they did, I explained that I'm walking with like $20-30 a night. Most bartenders commiserated except this one piss ant who thought he could be a manager.

Anyway, when the manager started posting tipouts in the kitchen (despite that being all kinds of illegal), I had to leave. But not before I food ran sidechick of the week's tray full of fajitas and dramatically not accidentally at all dropped the whole thing in the middle of the front of house.

I also snapped photos of all these shenanigans including the tipout board. I filed a complaint with the BBB. The investigation notice came the day I picked up my last check. :D
 

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I have too many Southern manners to leave someone in a lurch. It almost happened in Dallas though when I held down a few jobs at one time. But I gave notice at each one. But boy howdy, did I want to seriously just piss off more than a few horrible bosses. I just couldn't bring myself to do it though.
 
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