I'm so vanilla. I only ever jerk off in my bed, sometimes on the couch and rarely my own shower. So my answer is... the shower? That's sad. I gotta go beat off in the lobby of a cop station to make up for it!
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When I was more young, horny, and/or stupid, I have rubbed to completion in class, on the highway, and in front of my friend's mom.
The danger made it better.
The danger made it better.
Besides the choir loft of my church...50tj floor of unfinished skyscraper with a bud in front of whole damn city
RamblingCock
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Science class, back row at my lab class desk while the lights were down during the film HEMO THE MAGNIFICENT, which, despite the title, wasn't a porn movie. Then, in college, my girlfriend and I took turns getting ourselves off during movie night at the dorms. On a couch, under a blanket. in a room of maybe twenty people watching KING KONG (no...no pattern to the titles involved 
). Actually...she got off. I had to edge until I had to excuse myself to run to the restroom to finish off (no way we could safely hide any resulting mess).
). Actually...she got off. I had to edge until I had to excuse myself to run to the restroom to finish off (no way we could safely hide any resulting mess).
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In an active mine field, and no, I'm not going to go into detailed explanations. You will have to trust me. And I learned it was a mine field, and active, when an innocent bird suddenly lost its life - very dramatically -as I was spreading my seed upon the earth. Scared the shit out of me! (If you don't believe, just chalk it up to a dramatic imagination. But it really did happen!)
A girl wanked me off in the pool at school during swimming lol
At scout camp with my then boyfriend, while others were outside the tent.
Also a few other times that just can't be written here lol
Also a few other times that just can't be written here lol
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In a Salvation army church meeting one Sunday evening . There was a particular Salvo officers wife that i really wanted to fuck ..Luckily i was seated in the back , by myself ,having arrived late . A rousing rendition of " Power in the Blood " , was my cue . With the congregation engaged in song , i took my opportunity . Now that i'm older , i refrain from such appalling abuse of God's hospitality , it is after all , his place .
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years ago in Trivandrum India, I was in a hotel sleeping. I awoke to the sound of the awaited for monsoons. I went out to the balcony, naked, and laid down on a chase. The warmth, and force of the rain got me hard.. I let the torrential downpour beat on my hard dick.. It made me cum, hands free, in no time.. I felt like I had just fucked the universe!
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Running home from a girls house late night early in high school. She was too prude at the time so I had the urge when I was running home and just stopped on a lawn in the quite neighborhood and just blew a load all over.
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My neighbor and I have fucked a few times over the past 20 years. She's 49 and I'm 40. Last week she came over and knocked on my screen door. I was sitting across from the door in my armchair. I was naked, watching porn on my PC, and pulling my dick under a towel. The door was unlocked. I told her she could come in, but she said she'd just talk to me through the door. I told her she was welcome to come in at anytime and I wasn't going to stop pulling my dick. She put her hands on her hips and stepped close to the door for a better look. She started talking about some stupid she was going through while watching me. I told her if she wanted any part of me she'd better get it now before I cum. Then, I removed the towel. She declined and kept babbling. I finally blew a load down my leg. She got dead quiet. When I looked up, she was standing there with her arms limp and hanging by her side with a dumbfounded look on her face. I told her if she wanted it, she'd have to suck my dick back hard. She just turned and walked back across the road to her house. I bet she went inside and finger banged herself into an orgasm. At least that's what I want to believe she did.
latinabella
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in another Fit Guy's Joggers with Seconds to spare b4 he knew!!!
I suppose the first time I went to this jack off group thing this guy hosts usually once a week was pretty daring. First time ever around 4 other men while jerking off. Scary but also so hot.
In high school sitting behind the teacher desk in front of 25 classmates
