mentioned elsewhere, an occurence was as a burgeoning teen i climbed a Eucalyptus (Australian Blue Gum) tree overlooking the chicken run, and masturbated with gay abandon, spying on the Rooster rooting the hens....
think i did that quite often..??
is that beastiality, or a poultry fetish??
also Ms Gosling, an American exchange Teacher in Primary got me going, snuck out to the kiddies toilets, (about ..... yrs i suppose) ooopps better take that age OUT....
Never knew of Marilyn Monroe at the time,but once i did, she became my Ms Gosling, mmmmmmmmmmm.........
may be posted in this thread, cant be fckd checking.......so if a perfect wants to catch me out for embellishment / or bullshitting, go for it hah