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My partner spread my cheeks and started eating me out. It felt so damn good that I didn't even notice I was about to fart and I let one rip right in his mouth. I wanted to curl up and die at that moment, but later on we had a good laugh about it.
 
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My mate used to hang on to his farts to do just that to his b/f, they're no longer together. funny that! lol
 

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When I bought the first section of my ranch I had no problem wandering around naked in doors or out. Still don't. But this was before I had fenced off the property. On a seriously hot afternoon my then lover of many years and I were fucking like minks in the shade of the north deck attached to the cabin when we heard someone ask "You boy's seen any stray calves?" I was flat on my back with my lover straddling me with most of my tool up his ass. My lover looked up at a very wrinkled old cowboy astride an equally old quarter horse and shrugged his shoulders, "Nope. We haven't seen anything for a couple of weeks."

The old fart touched the rim of his hat and said, "Thanks. If you do, they belong to the Winecup. Carry on." And he casually rode off as if he hadn't seen anything unusual.
 

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Was with my girl and was getting busy at a friends house, we had just gotten into our first hosue together and had no washer or dryer, using theirs on a saturday, nobody was supposed to be home! Well we were just going like rabbits and then we heard a creek, I kinda looked over and bam there was her friend from work shes like 40. I pulled out to hide it and covered my girl up, realizing oh shit now she can see me. And then i hid behind my girl...

Her friend kinda just droped her jaw and said I came to get the dvds i have to return them... she walked into the room got the dvds and left.

I found out that at work her friend had told everyone I was 10 inches and my girl was so lucky. My girl told me this and we had a good laugh and fucked like rabbits again.

Lesson Learned... lock the doors :D
 

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When I bought the first section of my ranch I had no problem wandering around naked in doors or out. Still don't. But this was before I had fenced off the property. On a seriously hot afternoon my then lover of many years and I were fucking like minks in the shade of the north deck attached to the cabin when we heard someone ask "You boy's seen any stray calves?" I was flat on my back with my lover straddling me with most of my tool up his ass. My lover looked up at a very wrinkled old cowboy astride an equally old quarter horse and shrugged his shoulders, "Nope. We haven't seen anything for a couple of weeks."

The old fart touched the rim of his hat and said, "Thanks. If you do, they belong to the Winecup. Carry on." And he casually rode off as if he hadn't seen anything unusual.

Midlifebear, I ALWAYS enjoy your posts. This one was a hoot!
 

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the most embarrassing moment I've ever had
The other day, I went to see a dentist to get my teeth cleaned. It was my every year routine. It happened while I was stretching out on the dentistry chair and getting tortured. First off, I got a little spooked but the hygienist, she smelled sweet and on and off gave me pleasant touches on my right shoulder with her nice hooters. She was not so hot, just simple except for the nice boobs. Anyway, at the moment I felt that she kept pressing me with them, suddenly I got a feeling of powerful strength below my waist.
Whenever she asked me "are you ok?', i answered "i'm ok" , though
but Lady, you never knew how uncomfortable i was and will never ever forever.

I guess she must read the movement and the big bulge over my Levi's.
 

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i cant help myself from masturbating in public, maybe the thrill of getting caught is sexually arousing i dont know why i do it i just do. anyway i was at a party and we were all eating and there was this smoking hot australian girl who just made me so hot, i couldnt help myself so i started jacking myself under the table, it was going great, i was carrying conversation at the same time with her talking about australia and some other mundane stuff, when suddenly she dropped her fork and before i could do anything she bent to pick it up under the table and stayed under the table clothe for like five seconds, staring at my penis, while i was forced to pretend like nothing was happening, and when she came up from the table she was completely red and avoided eye contact and conversation with me for the rest of the night, and im pretty sure all the people around the table knew what had happened. really embarrassing
 
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I have had most of the usual embarrassments we have all had: kit falling out of shorts and swimsuits, hardons in public, pre-cum stains in public. I have been jacking off and fucking girlfriends too many times to mention here and now… I just don’t really think of things as embarrassments; they are merely facts of life I think.

However, when I was 17 something really horrible happened to me and it has never happened again, thank god…

When I was 17 I got invited to a party that was being given by these older chaps – 20 and 21 year old friends of mine who lived in Winchester. There was going to be alcohol so I didn’t tell my parents and when I got there I was slightly embarrassed that I was the youngest kid there (or so it seemed; everyone was at university, both boys and girls. I managed to act cool though and was amazed that there were some striking looking girls there! I had a bit to drink and when I was feeling really confident I started chatting up this stunning blond Polish girl. She had the most fantastic figure, with small tits and a huge arse – which looked as ripe as an apple in her tight spandex jeans. I could tell she was really into me, too, and I had to position myself around the back of a bar stool because I had the biggest hardon in my trousers! At 17 I was by no means a virgin at 17 (I lost it with girls when I was 15) but this girl (who was about 19 or so) was HOT!

I kept concentrating and praying that it would go down (does that EVER work?) and it did – slightly – but I asked her to come over to a dark corner to chat on the sofa, where nobody could see us. She agreed and we moved over to the sofa and she sat down next to me, real close. We started kissing and I was instantly hard; I was SO hard I thought I was going to burst out of my cotton trousers! She got up and as I was going to ask WHERE she was going, she sat right in my lap, facing me, straddling me with her long legs on either side of me. We start6ed kissing, long and deeply and she wriggled her big, soft arse onto my hardon, gliding her arse crack along the length of my shaft – which was extended down the leg of my trousers, begging to come out! I was desperate to unzip my flies, yank down her spandex pants and shove all 10.25 inches all the way into her delicious arse…

She continued to rub her arse against my cock and I KNEW I would shoot off is she didn’t stop; I did NOT want her to stop! My trousers were quite tight and as usual I was not wearing any briefs; I had a feeling they might give me some trouble but the feeling of friction between her arse and my cock, through nothing but the thin fabric of my trousers and the lycra she was wearing… it was mind-blowing.

And then, as she was humping away at my crotch, I sort of got dizzy from the booze and all the adrenaline going to my brain and before I could pull myself away I knew I was cumming. :eek: It seemed to take forever for me to ejaculate - I would guess because I was not using my hands but it seemed like HOURS to finish cumming. It was an eternity for my sperm to work its way out of my cock and into trousers and all the while she kept going, not knowing I was shooting my load and the feeling almost made me black out. When I finally deposited the last drops into my trousers, I felt that damp, sticky feeling on my thigh and my mind was racing – I had never shot off in my trousers and I was in a PUBLIC PLACE, surrounded by MY MATES and this beautiful girl that I DID want to see again! :eek:

I must have shivered or trembled or something because she asked me if I was okay - and I said "yes, I am okay" but I said it slightly dejectedly because she made a face like "what's up?” I crawled out from under her and said NOTHING – I could not even look at her I was so embarrassed. I looked down at my crotch and noticed that she looked as well – a huge wet patch of my cum, about 5 inches long by 3 or 4 inches wide, had seeped right through the thin cotton fabric of my trousers. :eek: I looked down at my leg dejectedly and I heard her giggle and then say something in Polish (I guess it was); not only had my cum load made my trousers almost transparent with the sticky wetness, I was still hard and my wet cock was still straining against the tight fabric, visible to all. I touched the wet patch to feel HOW wet it was and it was still warm. My softening cock flinched and jerked and my jaw dropped as I saw ONE LAST DROP ooze it’s way out of the tip of my cock and join his brothers on my wet thigh. :eek: I had to get out of there.

Luckily the whole house was so dark; nobody saw what had happened so I thought I could get out of there without being seen. I told the Polish girl that I would be back and she tried to get me to stay and sit with her (“it’s oKAY” she kept saying) but I had to get out of there. I made my way out through the back of the house (holding my hands in front of my crotch) and luckily did not run into anyone at all. I only lived a few blocks away but I did pass a few people on the main road who did have a look – only because I must have looked so stupid holding my hands in front of my crotch.

Unfortunately I never saw the Polish girl again, but happily nobody found out what happened that night – or if they did they were not talking about it so I think I got away okay. But it was so embarrassing, so awkward and whilst it has not happened again THIS is my most embarrassing moment!




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My most embarassing moment concerned myself at 13 and at the high school swimming sports. We were lined up and there was a false start. A few fell in, myself included and on me the result was an erection. I had great difficulty keeping my penis in my speedos and had to hold it in with my hand : this was all before a full public gallery of parents, mothers included. Nothing was said, but nothing escaped the notice of my mother. The incident put me of completely swimming races and that race for that matter where I finished last I think. Howard.
 

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Once time in anatomy I was wearing linen shorts(very thin) and briefs. It was on purpose, I wanted to show off my bulge. Anyways we were disecting kitties and Hannah, literally hottest/ most popular girl in my class needed help de-gloving the cat's arm. I was doing it, and right as I went to rip it she reached down to point at something, I have no idea why and her hand sort of hit me right in the junk. I had a hand full of cat skin and the hottest girl I know was touching my cock. I almost got a boner, a confusing one because i fucking hated those dead cats.
Anyways she pretended it never happened, but I think she did it on purpose.
 

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There were actually a series of incidents as a 13 year old of erections wearing speedos. The problem if that's the right word was that the speedos were hitched up to a point midway between the belly button and the pubic area with a drawstring. In my case my erection extended beyond my naval and so would pop out of the top, if measures to stop this were not taken. I used my hand. Another problem was that the weight of water would tend to pull the togs down as I pulled myself out of the pool. There was very little left to the imagination with speedos : I used to think we might as well go in naked. There was another boy who had a similar large erection whose cock did pop out : he just pushed it back. Howard.
 

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I lived in a student hostel in Portugal. Once, after a party in town, I got drunk to the lodge and slept with my key out of the room. Obviously, as it was summer, I was naked (I do not know if I had wood). I vaguely remember someone opening the door and putting the keys on top of a small pot next to the entrance (all rooms were the same). One day, I was talking to the security man at the lodge, he was very friendly with the guys on my floor, and he told me he gave me the keys. The Portuguese when friends are very careful and playful (you can not give too much confidence lol) "- you slept with the door open ... it is not everywhere that you can do this, you can invade and take something. "Do you have a spot on your ass or was it a bruise?"
 

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Continuation from above.....I had taken a long walk on the beach when I got the erection for no reason.....I wasn't even horny. I had to walk like 100 yards back to my chair and towel trying to cover up over 8 inches with my small hands. Now I don't wander as far at the nude beach, lol.
 

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My ex and I were just finished with a hot wild rather LOUD sex session and we're snuggled together making out, sharing our "fluids" when his Mom called and said she was parked outside our place and while standing at our front door she "heard we were home" but wondered why didn't we answer the door! So we scrambling to get dressed and I noticed a rather large shot of my DNA had hit his neck, side beard and sideburns area of his hair! He wiped with a washcloth quickly since she was now knocking at the door. Long story short when she greeted us at the door and hugged me she got some of her sons DNA on her coat sleeve that was on my neck (we didn't see it to wipe off) and commented on the odd "Bleach" smell.. asking if we just did laundry.. as she went to hug her son the LOOK on her face let us know she'd finally figured out "WHAT" we'd been doing and her face turned bright RED! Lol And thankfully she never saw what was on her coat sleeve so he was able to wipe it off later without her knowing! After that she always called WAY before she was heading over to our place.. too funny and VERY embarrassing for my Ex and his mom.
 
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