Most embarrassing moment ever! EVER!
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a couple weeks ago, my Mom asked if she could have my old phone since I got a new one, and I said sure. After making sure I deleted every picture on it, I felt confident that she wouldnt see any of the pictures I had of me naked on it. Well the day after I gave her the phone, she calls me and said that I forgot to delete a naked picture. ApparentlyI forgot to delete my outgoing picture messages file, and there was a picture of me, hard, without pants, and wearing a red and black masquerade ball type outfit that I had from a previous halloween. Luckily, we just laughed about it, and that was that. So it could only get to you if you let it.
Although I must add, she has never walked in on me jerking off, which I think would be much worse. Thank God I dont have to experience that!
Although I must add, she has never walked in on me jerking off, which I think would be much worse. Thank God I dont have to experience that!
I have 3 grown sons, but they stop by often and have a key. One evening gave the dog a chew bone, got online, grabbed a large dildo, sitting on it watching cam4 (or something) jacking away...enjoying myself, when I hear my sons voice....I slide under the desk...
seems the dog was too busy with the chew bone to bark and I was too busy moaning to hear his car....then he asked for some help in the ohter room and couldn't understand why I wouldn't stand up.....(we have all seen each other nuded), so I slid my chair around, he saw I was hard (again we have seen each other nude, and hard)....tried to quietly stand up (had a towel in the chair) but the 'pop' sound of the dildo sliding out of my ass made him turn around....I don't know who was more embarrassed...
seems the dog was too busy with the chew bone to bark and I was too busy moaning to hear his car....then he asked for some help in the ohter room and couldn't understand why I wouldn't stand up.....(we have all seen each other nuded), so I slid my chair around, he saw I was hard (again we have seen each other nude, and hard)....tried to quietly stand up (had a towel in the chair) but the 'pop' sound of the dildo sliding out of my ass made him turn around....I don't know who was more embarrassed...
This happend about 2 years ago when I was 30 yrs old. I live a few hours from my parents, and had traveled home for a weekend visit. My mom was downstairs cooking dinner, and I knew I had some time for a quick jo session. I was all done, and had just cleaned up, standing at the side of my bed with my still erect cock and my pants around my ankles....all of a sudden my door of my bedroom flies open and there is my dad telling me dinner is almost ready. I just freeze. I could not move. There I was with my pants around my ankles, and my still hard cock standing at attention.....he just froze too. He said sorry, and then closed the door. I so did not want to go down to dinner. I waited a few minutes and got myself 'in order' and went down to dinner. That night my dad appologised for walking in on me and said he would be sure to knock from now on. It has now become a bit of a joke between us. Thank goodness it was him and not my mom.
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OMG -- you went back home for a visit and jerked off? LOL
that takes balls man! :biggrin1:
I think I can clearly state that I have a problem and an obsession with my cock. But who doesn't on this site right. So I take a lot of pics of my penis. I figure if I ever loose it I need pics to help others find it. LOL
My wife takes my camera to my sister in laws bachelorette party at the beach. They keep hitting bars and strip bars but can't find any dick to view. After a bit of drinking one of the girls grabs the camera and is reviewing the night while driving home in the limo. All of the sudden she screams and ask who got the pic of someones cock. Like most groups they attracted the attention of a few guys and had a couple that rode alone for a bit. The assumed it was one of them until the camera got passed around the limo to my wife. One look and she knew what has happened. It wasn't until several of the girls were making positive comments about my cock did she pipe up and tell the others once my sister in law has stepped out. It made me feel good also as it was nicer than at least one of the girls husbands'.
My wife takes my camera to my sister in laws bachelorette party at the beach. They keep hitting bars and strip bars but can't find any dick to view. After a bit of drinking one of the girls grabs the camera and is reviewing the night while driving home in the limo. All of the sudden she screams and ask who got the pic of someones cock. Like most groups they attracted the attention of a few guys and had a couple that rode alone for a bit. The assumed it was one of them until the camera got passed around the limo to my wife. One look and she knew what has happened. It wasn't until several of the girls were making positive comments about my cock did she pipe up and tell the others once my sister in law has stepped out. It made me feel good also as it was nicer than at least one of the girls husbands'.
Everyone at Walgreens got to see my cock in all its glory. I took my SD card and popped it in. I normally keep a seperate one just for xxx pics so it never crossed my mind. Well it has tons of pics and took a while to load. The screen was facing the main isles you walk in so everyone standing in line to check out could see. Up pops a full screen version of my erection taking from the side. It looked great but my heart when into arrest, I could not breath and I tacked the damn pic kiosk. Yanking the card did nothing so I was frantically looking for the plus when the screen when blank.
I have never been so freaked out by my own penis. I'm a nudists and into exhibition but damn if your not prepared your not prepared.
I have never been so freaked out by my own penis. I'm a nudists and into exhibition but damn if your not prepared your not prepared.
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Yeah, Nudesouth...
That almost happened to me with some 35mm film that I was sending out for processing.
After I left the shop I discovered the cartridge in my pocket and realized I had just sent off the wrong cartridge...one with only pics from a wild weekend...
I ran back in and told them I had given them the wrong roll (it was a new roll and never
been used.....and luckily I was able to exchange them.
But I was sweating bullets until I did...for it is illegal to try to process pics of that sort in NY State.....
That almost happened to me with some 35mm film that I was sending out for processing.
After I left the shop I discovered the cartridge in my pocket and realized I had just sent off the wrong cartridge...one with only pics from a wild weekend...
I ran back in and told them I had given them the wrong roll (it was a new roll and never
been used.....and luckily I was able to exchange them.
But I was sweating bullets until I did...for it is illegal to try to process pics of that sort in NY State.....
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