Most embarrassing moments? A LPSG fail blog...

[damnimbi]

Thought it might be interesting to share some of our less memorable experiences, maybe others can even learn a bit from them....

Starting with myself......I was always mesmerized by size. When first starting to explore my bi side I met up with a couple of very well hung guys (both 8+). I had given head before, but never tried deep throat. I quickly learned the golden rule about 'wait three hours after a meal', as I was soon sharing my dinner. Yeah, not fun or pretty, but I was a trooper and didn't miss a bit, continuing to work his cock, regardless of the mess......

Guess it's kind of like swimming

 

[nate5000]

When I first got.bottomed I wasnt aware that one must douche. Well my procesed food from yesterday was all over the guys belly. Hes an escort, but he said hell do me for free. After that no free fuckin happened again.

 

[GeekLust]

I do a lot of kegels and have quite strong vaginal and pc muscles. When I was with my ex and we were in the missionary position and he was deep inside me he made me laugh (I can't remember why) and I clenched super hard and shot him out of me.

He was propelled away from me and fell off the end of the bed. It was hilarious. I pissed myself laughing; after that he was a bit scared of me and my inner strength.

 

[jdoe86]

I've had a few "messy" anal encounters with both guys and girls. Sometimes its just something that happens if you do a lot of deep hard anal.
I was ass fucking my girlfriend at the time and it was going real good. We usually only ass fuck for maybe 15 minutes because she would get sore, but one time we were going for a real long time (maybe 45 minutes). I was going real slow and taking my time. She would have very hard orgasms when we had anal and would even squirt if I hit her in the right spots. She was very close to a big orgasm and begged me to pound her ass hard. I hammered her hard and deep and she came so hard she squirted and pushed out at the same time. If you haven't figured out, she evacuated her bowels at the same time she orgasmed. After that, I would joke that I would "fuck the shit" out of her and she'd laugh.

 

[bigmatt1983]

I do a lot of kegels and have quite strong vaginal and pc muscles. When I was with my ex and we were in the missionary position and he was deep inside me he made me laugh (I can't remember why) and I clenched super hard and shot him out of me.

He was propelled away from me and fell off the end of the bed. It was hilarious. I pissed myself laughing; after that he was a bit scared of me and my inner strength.

thank you for that awesome mental picture lol

 

[GeekLust]

thank you for that awesome mental picture lol

You're welcome!

I have a powerful pussy!

 

[WeirdLabs]

Some years ago I had my first try at anal with my girlfriend at the time.
It started out with the usual kissing, petting and regular sex, and then we went for it...
I put on a condom, just in case of.. err.. you-know-what, and carefully tried to sneak it in her bum.
After some careful wiggling and ouches from her side, I had half the head inside. And then she suddenly said: "I feel like I have to poop"....

-And down it went! My dick became soft as a noodle in seconds.
And I have never even tried anal since that day, because all I can think of is: "Poop".

 

[Talonious]

One time, during swim practice, we
Were practicing dives. So something
Like 2 guys and 2 girls got up the block
for each lane, and we all dove in
but when I dove in, my shorts totally fell off! And the worst part is that there was a jaunt hole in them where my dick would go when I dove in. So I just grabbed them, put them over my shoulder and walked over to my towel naked. I'm a little above average 7.4 fully erect and. around 4.9 flaccid so ALL the girls were staring. My coach asked me to put my towel on but I
purposely threw my towel into the water so I had no choice. And while the coach wasn't watching, I even got some girls to grab my dick.

 

[chrisjason]

I was riding a bicycle wearing basketball shorts and commando under them. I thought I'd missed a storm drain, but my front wheel went in the grate and the bike abruptly stopped. I flew over the handlebars and belly slid across the asphalt until I ground to a stop. The front of the basketball shorts disintegrated and I road-rashed from belly button to groin. Luckily, my cock and balls tucked between my legs and escaped uninjured. A bunch of old ladies came out to render assistance. Paramedics were called. There was nothing to cover myself and I hurt so bad I didn't care who saw me.