most important research on effect of drinking beer

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you'll get a kick out of this or at least the guys will.

I'm Not Say'in It's Right, But There It Is (some more)

Yesterday, Texas A&M University scientists released
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer . Men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men
become more feminine.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer
each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

Is it actually possible to consume 1 gallon of liquid in one hour?