Most Important Thread in 2008

[Pecker]

If it's wrong to have it come over the top then why does every hotel chain in the world do it this way? I suppose folding the end of the toilet paper into neat little triangles is also wrong?

It's a vast left-wing conspiracy.

 

[Aitch]

I used to be an 'end under' person but now I'm an 'end over' gal. Reason is, you can tear it off with one hand without the whole roll unravelling when it's 'end over'...

 

[ZOS23xy]

But which end do you keep it on? When it is kept on the floor I like for it to unroll to the right.

The north end of the roll goes on the floor.

 

[deleted213967]

Get over it damn it!

 

[Pecker]

The north end of the roll goes on the floor.

I much prefer for my toilet paper to go south.

 

[Pecker]

I suppose folding the end of the toilet paper into neat little triangles is also wrong?

I depends on whether you fold them in or out.

 

[invisibleman]

If it's wrong to have it come over the top then why does every hotel chain in the world do it this way? I suppose folding the end of the toilet paper into neat little triangles is also wrong?

I do this only when company is coming over. But I always have the toilet roll dispensing over not under.

 

[deleted213967]

We could settle this international conflict by replacing TP with moistened, soapy wipes.

Poll:

You see me pick up dog shit with my bare hands and then wipe them with an entire roll of TP.

1. You accept to shake hands with me?
2. You politely decline to shake hands with me?

If you answered 2, why would you think your butthole is clean after merely wiping it with dry paper?

 

[SpeedoMike]

Ann Landers had a column on this question. She got more response about toilet paper roll than any other she wrote about.

She finally said there is no right or wrong way.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Get over it damn it!

I will not get over it. This is important stuff!!!

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Ann Landers had a column on this question. She got more response about toilet paper roll than any other she wrote about.

She finally said there is no right or wrong way.

Ann Landers is wrong, plain wrong. As wrong as, putting the toilet paper roll so it dispenses from above.

 

[dreamer20]

You see me pick up dog shit with my bare hands and then wipe them with an entire roll of TP.

2. You politely decline to shake hands with me?

If you answered 2, why would you think your butthole is clean after merely wiping it with dry paper?

I don't shake hands with my butthole though.:tongue:

You missed out the step of washing your hands after the use of the toilet paper.

 

[thoreau]

I don't shake hands with my butthole though.:tongue:

HAHA!!!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:



I don't care what direction the paper is coming from just as long as there is enough for my purposes when I need it.

 

[Jason321]

Ann Landers is wrong, plain wrong. As wrong as, putting the toilet paper roll so it dispenses from above.

We should ask Anne Maurice. That mad UK woman on TV thats got that house/decorating program. And fuck, let her just say over the top. . . .it DOES MATTER! its like saying, u can wipe ur ass with toilet paper or with ur hand. Fuck man, theres only ONE right ANSWER in life for 2 questions. Either THIS or that.

 

[griplock22]

Ann Landers is wrong, plain wrong. As wrong as, putting the toilet paper roll so it dispenses from above.

well if she says theres no right way...she is wrong. as CLEARLY the right way is over the top!
i too feel strongly on this... lol ... and it actually irritates me when people in my house do it the wrong way

 

[Draconis71]

Well, arguement from last night's chat...
Do you prefer your TP up and over, low, and below, or, just on it's side (no dispenser)?

 

[Draconis71]

First vote: on it's side... other preference would be behind and below. (broke my own dispenser... oops)

 

[B_andyo]

no idea what you are talking about.. mind explaining a lil bit?

 

[hockeycock]

Over! Over! There is no other way!

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Up and over, baby!