Most Memorable Compliment Or Comment About Your Size

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What's the most memorable compliment or comment about the size of your dick you've received from a buddy or other straight bloke and under what circumstances did it happen ?

While I am straight and only ever have had sex with females, I find looks by other blokes at my dick to be more flattering than what any female has ever said to me. I think it's because dick size means something different to a male than it ever will for a female
 

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Friday night ,out for a few brews with the boys . I went to the bathroom , took the centre of three urinals . Good buddy who had never seen me, walks in and stands beside me . Notice him checking me out ,then he says "nice one " Caused me to chub up a bit , looked even better !!
 

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What's the most memorable compliment or comment about the size of your dick you've received from a buddy or other straight bloke and under what circumstances did it happen ?
While I am straight and only ever have had sex with females, I find looks by other blokes at my dick to be more flattering than what any female has ever said to me. I think it's because dick size means something different to a male than it ever will for a female

As a straight man, only women have seen me erect. I have never, ever, had any man ever say anything about my dick under any circumstances, whatsoever.
 

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As a straight man, only women have seen me erect. I have never, ever, had any man ever say anything about my dick under any circumstances, whatsoever.

I've no idea why you thought I was talking about the erect dick. I wasn't. Just your dick size in general
 

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I've no idea why you thought I was talking about the erect dick. I wasn't. Just your dick size in general
Considering 99% of flaccid penises are about the same size, this statement still applies:
I have never, ever, had any man ever say anything about my dick under any circumstances, whatsoever.
 

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When my first wife and I first started dating, she talked to a couple of other women who I had been involved with, prior.

She told me, one of them said "he has a big penis". I have to say yes, I felt flattered by that.
 

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Not really a verbal compliment per se...but with one partner, knowing that I was the first and only to ever make her orgasm from penetration...much less multiple orgasms (our record was 8 in one session), as well as the first and only to make her squirt (she was just as surprised as I was). I think that's worth more than any "wow you're huge" comment...
 

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Considering 99% of flaccid penises are about the same size, this statement still applies:
I have never, ever, had any man ever say anything about my dick under any circumstances, whatsoever.

Would you like a compliment, either in person, or via the board, or would that make you upset or uncomfortable?

I love to be complimented, by anyone, for most things. Beyond the first praise if it becomes effusive or i feel like i am being set up, manipulated, or i feel like its going somewhere i can't follow I will shut it down quick.
 

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Would you like a compliment, either in person, or via the board, or would that make you upset or uncomfortable?

I love to be complimented, by anyone, for most things. Beyond the first praise if it becomes effusive or i feel like i am being set up, manipulated, or i feel like its going somewhere i can't follow I will shut it down quick.
I was answering the original poster's question, which was about in-person complements. Waaaay back in the old days of LPSG, I did have a few pics of my erect cock in my album, and I did get complements from men (and women) and it didn't bother me at all.
 
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Some guys on the board get all bent out of shape with compliments on dick pics... then why even post them for others to see?

I was answering the original poster's question, which was about in-person complements. Waaaay back in the old days of LPSG, I did have a few pics of my erect cock in my album, and I did get complements from men (and women) and it didn't bother me at all.
 
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Best compliments ever came from the same woman:
1 - The first time she saw my cock her eyes got that hungry look. The look that says it’s everything she wanted.

2 - On the 3rd or 4th time we had sex she came, completely lost control, squirted all over me and spoke in gibberish while trying to push me away. I continued (per agreement) and she squirted again before hugging me tight and trying to fuck my living soul out. Afterwards she said the thickness just does it for her.
 
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Not a long story but my fav was simple. Parked one night to mess around with a chick in my car. Was working on pulling shorts down, all I heard was a loud Holy Shit as my cock flung out lmao was pretty epic.
 

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What's the most memorable compliment or comment about the size of your dick you've received from a buddy or other straight bloke and under what circumstances did it happen ?

While I am straight and only ever have had sex with females, I find looks by other blokes at my dick to be more flattering than what any female has ever said to me. I think it's because dick size means something different to a male than it ever will for a female

Dude, I find this to be so cool.

I’ve found within the last Hmm.. 3-4 years, I’m around guys that are really cool about; “Knowing they have a big dick, catching guys check out their package,& they just smile & keep walking..

Of course, in the military some joes take I to a whole other level, but the thought is still well received.

Hell, these Big Dickers just parade around more to boost the ego.
 
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Had many more memorial compliments from women, but specifically straight guys or buddy's.

Probably the only ones I tend to remember are times I've been in urinals and a guy has blurted something out like 'fuck it's Mr ed' or when swapping with straight couples the guy have comment something like 'congrats on that huge fucker'
 

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I worked for a large company that had an on-site medical clinic for employees only. I went there for my annual physical exam. They had 3 physicians on staff and a light patient load so the providers were afforded a lot of time for each visit - an hour for a routine physical. The first time I went, the doctor had me lay back on the table to palpate my internal organs. I had already undressed and put on the front opening exam gown. Since I don't wear any underwear, when he opened the gown he gazed down at my cock, blinked a couple of times, and said, "You have quite an amazing specimen. It's very distracting." He then took a towel from an adjacent table and covered my loins.

I would often see him in the hallways, in the cafeteria, on the campus grounds, etc. And every time I saw him, he would give me a wide smirk and wink, wink, wink with his eye. A little bit odd and slightly creepy. Later in the year, we were at a company soiree and he approached me privately after having a couple of drinks and said that he had been an physician for 30+ years and had seen a lot of penises but that mine was the biggest he had ever seen. Don't know why he felt a need to say that - I assumed that was the alcohol talking.

The next year when I made an appointment for my physical, I found out that he no longer worked for the company. The medical staff wouldn't give any reason why he was no longer there.
 
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