"You'll split her like a log!" from one of my buddies while on active duty, referring to a petite red head who was coming on to me at a club. Our platoon lived in an open squadbay with a communal bathroom and shower in the center. We all saw each other in the shower and it was common place to catch someone jacing or be caught jacking in the shower.
Most Memorable Compliment Or Comment About Your Size
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"You'll split her like a log!" from one of my buddies while on active duty, referring to a petite red head who was coming on to me at a club. Our platoon lived in an open squadbay with a communal bathroom and shower in the center. We all saw each other in the shower and it was common place to catch someone jacing or be caught jacking in the shower.
showering at the "Y" once, and some guy said, "he wished he had my dick. you piss with more than I fuck with."
my best compliment came from my wife of 10 years after making love for a few hours. "sometimes, you got more than a girl can handle. you spoil me. I love it!"
my best compliment came from my wife of 10 years after making love for a few hours. "sometimes, you got more than a girl can handle. you spoil me. I love it!"
Me and a guy were jacking off together and he looked over at my dick and his eyes got big. He said "God Damn!" , when he saw it. Best compliment without just saying it was big
I really like reading some of these 
Aww your wife sounds amazing <3 that’s super cool
I like how you also included a comment that you didn’t approve of
My gf, a waitress in inner city Baltimore at the time, used the nudes I sent her as a way to settle an argument about white dudes and little dicks. I was called "super size" as an American joke by my German/Turkish girl. Many men have gawked. Hard to choose a top.
Ex GF told all of her friends and even showed off a pic. One of her friends came up to me and said that the size of it made her dripping wet.
Friend of mine saw it and said it was the biggest cock he'd ever seen
Current girlfriend, when seeing it for the first time, just sat with her mouth open
Friend of mine saw it and said it was the biggest cock he'd ever seen
Current girlfriend, when seeing it for the first time, just sat with her mouth open
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My favorite might be when my ex wife told me that I was lucky I had a huge cock, because otherwise I would be completely useless.
The biggest size queen I ever dated said I should be a "penis model" which was cute. A bunch of girls have told me I'm the biggest they've ever had by far. One girl who I took home from a bar told me she had a bf after we had sex and wanted to see me again because I'm "so much bigger and better than him in bed".
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A friend told me this after seeing me hard lol and it was referring to my thickness
A friend told me this after seeing me hard lol and it was referring to my thickness
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Nice cock usually, but the best response was at the gym one morning. After a intense workout he inadvertently seem me stroking one out in the shower. Afterwards he didn't say a word he walked around in front of me while I was getting dressed and never took his eyes off my dick. It was like he couldn't believe I was that big and thick. Ha ha.
My current FWB is rather playful about it; she calls it “Long Duk Dong” (from SIXTEEN CANDLES), and I GUESS I’m okay with that. Ha...
Greatest compliment was the GF who insisted on measuring it during our first hookup. During oral her jaw was getting sore, and my cock extended way past both her hands. So she said: “I’m sorry, but I just have to measure this thing!” (Happy sigh)
Greatest compliment was the GF who insisted on measuring it during our first hookup. During oral her jaw was getting sore, and my cock extended way past both her hands. So she said: “I’m sorry, but I just have to measure this thing!” (Happy sigh)
One of the first times I had sex with my ex gf, she found herself getting really loud, and once she realized how loud she was, she said “fuck, that thing is long..what the fuck!”
that really turned me on, and stuck with me.
that really turned me on, and stuck with me.
My fav complement from a straight guy is an offer to fuck their female SO
Here are some the ones I can remember of the top of my head:
In college I was drinking with a group of girls (college !) that I knew from my high school and they asked to see my dick because they wanted to see if the rumors were true, so I show them my soft dick. one girl who I fucked later ended up telling “I just had to see how much bigger your dick was hard once I seen how big it was soft”
I hooked up with of my best friends aunt who was married and she said, “omg your bigger soft than my husband is hard” “Jesus Christ the condom doesn’t even fit on your dick” “you should do porn”
Hooked up with a girl at her house party and after we had sex she said “What the fuck are you?” “you have to go down stairs and fuck my friend she needs to experience it!”
One time my ex GF, who was trying to get back together with me, had recently had her boobs done which she showed them to me and let me touched them and she grabbed my cock while was touching her boobs and said “omg your just so blessed” when I was with her she constantly reminded me after after sex each time she was say “if it wasn’t for your dick I wouldn’t be with you, it’s the reason we’re still together”- it’s a big dick compliment but it kind of always stung..
My wife told me that after the 1st time we had hooked up she called her best friend that next morning and told her “you need to fuck him, he has a huge dick”
One of my all time favorites was from an old friend with benefits who texted me like two years after we had ended our deal asking for a dick pic; “We’re on spring break and I’m trying to win a scavenger hunt for the biggest dick and if I get yours I know I’ll win, you still have the biggest dick I know of”
In college I was drinking with a group of girls (college
!) that I knew from my high school and they asked to see my dick because they wanted to see if the rumors were true, so I show them my soft dick. one girl who I fucked later ended up telling “I just had to see how much bigger your dick was hard once I seen how big it was soft” I hooked up with of my best friends aunt who was married and she said, “omg your bigger soft than my husband is hard” “Jesus Christ the condom doesn’t even fit on your dick” “you should do porn”
Hooked up with a girl at her house party and after we had sex she said “What the fuck are you?” “you have to go down stairs and fuck my friend she needs to experience it!”
One time my ex GF, who was trying to get back together with me, had recently had her boobs done which she showed them to me and let me touched them and she grabbed my cock while was touching her boobs and said “omg your just so blessed” when I was with her she constantly reminded me after after sex each time she was say “if it wasn’t for your dick I wouldn’t be with you, it’s the reason we’re still together
”- it’s a big dick compliment but it kind of always stung..My wife told me that after the 1st time we had hooked up she called her best friend that next morning and told her “you need to fuck him, he has a huge dick”
One of my all time favorites was from an old friend with benefits who texted me like two years after we had ended our deal asking for a dick pic; “We’re on spring break and I’m trying to win a scavenger hunt for the biggest dick and if I get yours I know I’ll win, you still have the biggest dick I know of”
I've once used the service of a prostitute and I paid her the money in front as discussed. Afterwards, she paid me back some of the money for my big cock. That's probably the most unique compliment. Otherwise it's just the usual it's the biggest I've seen or wow.
More than once, women have said, “ you and your cock have ruined me for other men.”
Lad on my football team told me the boys call me Mark The shlong. That was brill to hear
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