Here are some the ones I can remember of the top of my head:
In college I was drinking with a group of girls (college
!) that I knew from my high school and they asked to see my dick because they wanted to see if the rumors were true, so I show them my soft dick. one girl who I fucked later ended up telling “I just had to see how much bigger your dick was hard once I seen how big it was soft”
I hooked up with of my best friends aunt who was married and she said, “omg your bigger soft than my husband is hard” “Jesus Christ the condom doesn’t even fit on your dick” “you should do porn”
Hooked up with a girl at her house party and after we had sex she said “What the fuck are you?” “you have to go down stairs and fuck my friend she needs to experience it!”
One time my ex GF, who was trying to get back together with me, had recently had her boobs done which she showed them to me and let me touched them and she grabbed my cock while was touching her boobs and said “omg your just so blessed” when I was with her she constantly reminded me after after sex each time she was say “if it wasn’t for your dick I wouldn’t be with you, it’s the reason we’re still together
”- it’s a big dick compliment but it kind of always stung..
My wife told me that after the 1st time we had hooked up she called her best friend that next morning and told her “you need to fuck him, he has a huge dick”
One of my all time favorites was from an old friend with benefits who texted me like two years after we had ended our deal asking for a dick pic; “We’re on spring break and I’m trying to win a scavenger hunt for the biggest dick and if I get yours I know I’ll win, you still have the biggest dick I know of”