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I do not know that any one became most memorable Some were and are better than others but they are all fairly much equal in pleasure of relief.
 

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Here's another.

I was deer hunting in November in the northern Sierra. It was cold and despite my walking around my hands got so frozen my fingers became quite stiff and blue. When I felt the need to piss it was all I could do to unlatch my grip from my rifle to set it down.

When it came to unzipping my fly I found the cold had also robbed my fingers of enough strength and dexterity to unzip my fly. I literally couldn't pull my own fly down. Embarrassing. I had to seek out a buddy and, gulp, ask him to unzip my fly for me. I was really desperate to piss so I took a lot of ribbing about that.
 

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Since 7th grade I have been horribly pee-shy. Some times are worse than others but none was worse than shortly after I developed the problem. I know the impetus was seeing a friend at the urinal whose penis I then discovered was much bigger and hairier than mine.

I was in the Boy Scouts and we had a camporee up at West Point which is in the same county I live. We went up on Friday night and were to stay until Sunday afternoon. Our troop got up there and it was wall-to-wall boys and tents for as far as the eye could see, no trees, no bushes, just a huge open dirt field.

We setup camp and ate some dinner. Soon after I had to go and made my way up to the latrine. It was the only latrine there and it had no plumbing. It also stank to high heaven. I went in and it was the worst thing I could imagine. Row upon row of open hole toilets with seats. No partitions, no ANYTHING. The urinals were a trough along the back wall and made of rain gutters! Worse, this one facility had to serve every boy and man in the whole place!

I just couldn't do it and so backed out, waiting for a time when it wasn't so crowded. I tried two more times to go throughout the day but even if I stood there with my dick out, I could not go at all. It was way too humiliating. By the next morning I wasn't feeling so hot and the cramps started by noon. I ate some lunch but after that went back into the tent with tremendous cramps and pain. I couldn't sleep. So I waited through all of Saturday night until it was past midnight and everyone would be asleep.

I finally made my way through the oceans of mud from the rain and got to the latrine. I could hear voices in one of them so I chose the one where the lights were out. Walking had brought me to the point of bursting so I just ran in through one of the doors.

Only I wasn't alone. Two guys were in there and soon as the door shut they grabbed me and one put his hand over my mouth while pulling my other arm behind me and he told me not to cry or say anything. He was much bigger than I was, that much I know. They sounded older, like late teens. The other guy grabbed my pants and yanked them down along with my underwear. I thought they just wanted to humiliate me or something. I had no idea at that age what else they might have wanted but they didn't get what they expected.

The shock from being assaulted like this was so terrifying and my bladder so full that I just started pissing... and pissing...and pissing some more. I pissed all over the latrine but, more importantly, I pissed all over the guy who had just yanked down my pants. He started shouting at me to stop and the other guy let go. All I could shout was, "I can't help it!," and began crying because I thought they were going to beat me up. The guy who was behind me, a total idiot, spun me around to grab or shake me but of course I was still pissing and I ended-up pissing on him too. He pushed me onto the floor (which was pretty gross) but my penis stuck out straight from my body and didn't hang so all that managed to do was redirect my pissing onto him. They both ran out of there as I scrambled to get up and get my pants up and my dick pointed into one of the sitting holes. I cried for a while and I was so nervous my whole body was shaking, but I kept peeing and then finally had to shit so moved down the row to the dry section and just let go. Nobody else came in and while I couldn't see, it didn't matter. I was more focused on elimination than anything else.

Pulled up my pants, noticed they were a bit wet, and then purposely slid my ass in the mud on the way back to our tents to hide the wet stains. I was so happy to have relieved myself that I didn't think about what had happened. Looking back I suppose I was a very naive kid, unaware of what those guys may have been thinking. Maybe they were mugging me, maybe just wanted someone to bully and humiliate, or maybe they wanted to rape me. I don't know. I have never gone so long without urinating before or since so while it was the most relieving pee of my life, it was also one of the most satisfactory.

Oh yes. Almost forgot. I quit Boy Scouts that Sunday as soon as I got home.
 

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Well, almost memorable. The situation was at the border crossing,
The female officer told us to get out of the car, broke the beer we had in the trunk, took us inside, searched us, found nothing...but I had to piss in the worst way possible, had it taken any longer , we were there about 45 minutes, I was debating whether to piss in the garbage can or on her when she refused to let me use the washroom...it was a very close call.
Glad I didn't though...who knows what that horrible human being would have done to me had I done so!!!
 

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My most memorable piss was on a guy in a tub in a backroom of a leather bar. He loved it and drank much of it. (OK, I've said it before. I was a bit wild in my twenties...)
 

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OMG!!! :eek::mad: That's horrible! Your story confirms that if I ever have a son he is not joining the Boy Scouts.

Since 7th grade I have been horribly pee-shy. Some times are worse than others but none was worse than shortly after I developed the problem. I know the impetus was seeing a friend at the urinal whose penis I then discovered was much bigger and hairier than mine.

I was in the Boy Scouts and we had a camporee up at West Point which is in the same county I live. We went up on Friday night and were to stay until Sunday afternoon. Our troop got up there and it was wall-to-wall boys and tents for as far as the eye could see, no trees, no bushes, just a huge open dirt field.

We setup camp and ate some dinner. Soon after I had to go and made my way up to the latrine. It was the only latrine there and it had no plumbing. It also stank to high heaven. I went in and it was the worst thing I could imagine. Row upon row of open hole toilets with seats. No partitions, no ANYTHING. The urinals were a trough along the back wall and made of rain gutters! Worse, this one facility had to serve every boy and man in the whole place!

I just couldn't do it and so backed out, waiting for a time when it wasn't so crowded. I tried two more times to go throughout the day but even if I stood there with my dick out, I could not go at all. It was way too humiliating. By the next morning I wasn't feeling so hot and the cramps started by noon. I ate some lunch but after that went back into the tent with tremendous cramps and pain. I couldn't sleep. So I waited through all of Saturday night until it was past midnight and everyone would be asleep.

I finally made my way through the oceans of mud from the rain and got to the latrine. I could hear voices in one of them so I chose the one where the lights were out. Walking had brought me to the point of bursting so I just ran in through one of the doors.

Only I wasn't alone. Two guys were in there and soon as the door shut they grabbed me and one put his hand over my mouth while pulling my other arm behind me and he told me not to cry or say anything. He was much bigger than I was, that much I know. They sounded older, like late teens. The other guy grabbed my pants and yanked them down along with my underwear. I thought they just wanted to humiliate me or something. I had no idea at that age what else they might have wanted but they didn't get what they expected.

The shock from being assaulted like this was so terrifying and my bladder so full that I just started pissing... and pissing...and pissing some more. I pissed all over the latrine but, more importantly, I pissed all over the guy who had just yanked down my pants. He started shouting at me to stop and the other guy let go. All I could shout was, "I can't help it!," and began crying because I thought they were going to beat me up. The guy who was behind me, a total idiot, spun me around to grab or shake me but of course I was still pissing and I ended-up pissing on him too. He pushed me onto the floor (which was pretty gross) but my penis stuck out straight from my body and didn't hang so all that managed to do was redirect my pissing onto him. They both ran out of there as I scrambled to get up and get my pants up and my dick pointed into one of the sitting holes. I cried for a while and I was so nervous my whole body was shaking, but I kept peeing and then finally had to shit so moved down the row to the dry section and just let go. Nobody else came in and while I couldn't see, it didn't matter. I was more focused on elimination than anything else.

Pulled up my pants, noticed they were a bit wet, and then purposely slid my ass in the mud on the way back to our tents to hide the wet stains. I was so happy to have relieved myself that I didn't think about what had happened. Looking back I suppose I was a very naive kid, unaware of what those guys may have been thinking. Maybe they were mugging me, maybe just wanted someone to bully and humiliate, or maybe they wanted to rape me. I don't know. I have never gone so long without urinating before or since so while it was the most relieving pee of my life, it was also one of the most satisfactory.

Oh yes. Almost forgot. I quit Boy Scouts that Sunday as soon as I got home.
 

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My most memorable piss by southwest.
It happened while on Ibiza in a club called Pacha while I was on holiday.
I went to the toilet and was taking a piss when a girl came into the toilets, came over looked at my cock then proceeded to go to the cubicles behind where the urinals were, dropped her skirt and knickers and sat on the toilet not saying anything but showing me her pussy (there were mirrors on the walls of the toilets at the time, don't know how it looks now), I took it from this action she wanted to fuck, as I turned around I just could not believe what was happening, and I started to laugh (I was really stoned at the time, and I get the giggles), the girl must have taken this as a great insult and gave me a 'I'd kill you if my knickers weren't round my ankles look', then slammed the door to the cubicle. I thought I'd better leave as I was too wrecked to explain why I laughed. I had a great night in the club and didn't see the girl again, but to tell the truth I was too chilled to care. Hope she didn't take that incident too badly, because from what I can remember she was hot, oh well never mind. Thing is since I stopped smoking weed, things like that don't happen:happysad:
 

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I had to piss like a race horse at company I was visiting. All the stalls were taken (no urinals there) except for one stall. Made a huge continuous blast of piss for almost 45 seconds. The sound really travels in the restroom so you could almost feel the piss hitting the toilet bowl, it was super loud. Several of the patrons looked over the stall doors to see who it was making the ruckus - to see it was me, a skinny Asian guy w/glasses...
 

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Mine have all been pretty unremarkable... except once when I was in school a friend of mine and I were laughing so hard he wet his pants and that put me in an uncontrollable fit of hysterical laughter and I wet myself too!
 

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I was in the Aleutian Islands, miles from anything and the wind was incredibly strong with no shelter anywhere. When I started to piss, the stream went up, not down, and just disappeared into the sky.

My other memorable piss was in college when a girlfriend wanted to hold my cock as I peed, just to see what it felt like. She giggled the whole time.
 

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I was in the Aleutian Islands, miles from anything and the wind was incredibly strong with no shelter anywhere. When I started to piss, the stream went up, not down, and just disappeared into the sky.

My other memorable piss was in college when a girlfriend wanted to hold my cock as I peed, just to see what it felt like. She giggled the whole time.

Haha! I did that to my boyfriend, and I laughed the whole time as well. :]
 

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I took a piss that was taking so long, I thought "What the fuck? Fuck this, I'll finish later, this is taking way too long." I didn't have to go all that badly and I didn't have that much in the way of water and other liquids that day, so I don't know what happened. I swear I was standing there for a good 30 seconds though, nonstop, with no foreseeable end.
 

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I often would go into Grand Central Station in NYC. The men's room was down several steps and the number of urinals seemed to go on forever on both sides. One day I had to be at work about 7 a.m. I got there about 6:30 a.m. and went down to piss after a long train ride. The men's room was quiet. Then two sailors came down to take a piss. One said to the other: "You know how bad I have to go since we left the ship yesterday at noon. I haven't had a piss since that." He stepped up to a urinal two from me. He took out a large circumcised penis and started to piss. It went on for three minutes without a stop. It was the longest piss I have ever seen. His buddy finished long before he did. He had pissed on the street when they couldn't find anywhere to go. The other guy apparantly used to go twice a day his bladder was so huge. He was known as the camel on the ship.