Movie or song remakes that should NEVER happen

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Title says it all. Think of a movie or a song, and put into place who you think would be the worst to fill the role. Like for instance, Carol Channing in the title role of "Spartacus". Or Jessica Simpson doing a remake of the single, "Bitch Betta Have My Money".

One of my sadistic pop culture dreams is to see "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane" redone, line by line and scene by scene with Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton as the starring roles. It would be so unbelievably horrible, yet hysterically funny at the same time.
 

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Rolf Harris singing 'Stairway to Heaven', altho...in reality it was quite funny. :p
 

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Oh my gosh a friend of mine and I recast The Lion in Winter in a bar a few years ago starring....
Tori Spelling as Eleanor of Aquitaine
David Hasselhoff as King Henry II
Justin Timberlake as Philip II
Daniel Radcliffe as John
Ben Stiller as Richard

We also worked on an new property for Lifetime Television called "Get That Out Of My Daughter!"
Starring Karen Valentine and Lindsay Lohan as the mother daughter duo. Father Richard Thomas
Social Worker Cybill Shepard
School Principal Eric Estrada.... the cast went on and on... I guess you had to be there.
 
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Amy Winehouse in 'My Fair Lady'...actually, that might work. :p
 

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All About Eve...

Margo... Madonna

Eve... Reese Witherspoon

Addison DeWitt... Harrison Ford

Karen... Diane Keaton

Bill Simpson... Keanu Reeves

Lloyd Richards... Jeff Bridges

Max Fabian... Robert De Niro

Phoebe... Lisa Kudrow

Miss Casswell... Lea Michele

Birdie...Edie Falco
 

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Charade redux with....
Peter Joshua... Carrot Top
Regina Lampert... Jennifer Aniston
Hamilton Bartholemew... Steve Carell
Tex Panthollow... Jerry Seinfeld
Herman Scobie... Sean Penn
If you did not see the first version it starred.. in order
Cary Grant
Audrey Hepburn
Walter Mathaeau
James Coburn
George Kennedy
 

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Casablanca...

Mark Whalberg ...Rick Blaine

Melanie Griffith ...Ilsa Lund

Will Farrell ...Victor Laszlo

Captain Renault... Larry David

Hugh Laurie...Major Strasser

Michael Douglas...Signor Ferrari

Shia LaBeouf...Ugarte