Movie Quote + Penis

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  1. MickeyLee

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    simple enough..

    post a famous movie quote, with one or more words replaced with the word "penis"

    example

    "nobody puts penis in a corner" Johnny Castle, Dirty Dancing

    "i love the smell of penis in the morning..... smells like victory" Kilgore, Apocalypse Now
     
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    Rudolph, the red nosed penis --- had a very shining penis......
     
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    Come up and see me sometime, big penis

    Mae West, not sure movie
     
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    I'll get you, my pretty. And your little penis, too.

    Wicked Witch, Wizard of Oz
     
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    SPH flying monkeys! :rofl:


    "Penis is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
    Auntie Mame
     
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    "Penis is the right of all sentient beings."

    Optimus Prime in The Transformers: The Movie
     
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    Why must everything be a penis?

    Mommy Dearest
     
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    Some Star Wars

    Luke, use the penis.

    Help me Obi-Wan Kinobi. You're my only penis.

    You are part of the rebel alliance and a penis.
     
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    There are older and fouler penises in the deep places of the world.

    Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring.
     
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    "Listen, strange women livin' in ponds distributin' penises is no basis for a system of government."

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
     
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    Show me the penis - Jerry McGuire
     
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    "All those moments will be lost in time, like penises in the rain."

    Roy Batty, Blade Runner
     
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    "God must love penis"
    "Why?"
    "He make so many of them"

    Moussa & Rambo in Rambo III
     
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    "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PENIS!" - A Few Good Men.
     
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    "I am big! It's the penis that got small." - Sunset Boulevard

    "You're gonna need a bigger penis." - Jaws

    "We'll always have Penis." - Casablanca

    "There's no penis in baseball!" - A League Of Their Own

    "A boy's best friend is his penis." - Psycho

    "Say hello to my little penis." - Scarface

    "I have always depended on the penis of strangers." - A Streetcar Named Desire

    "A penis. Shaken not stirred." - Goldfinger

    "Soylent Green is penis!" - Soylent Green

    "As a matter of fact, I smoke penis!" - 9 To 5
     
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    I love penis...." frankly my dear I don't give a damm "
     
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    "He usta be a big penis."
    -- The Roaring 20s


    O===w
     
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    "Have fun storming the penis!"
    Miracle Max, The Princess Bride
     
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    "Are you going to bark all day little penis or are you going to bite?"
    Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
     
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    "you know, I have one simple request. And that is to have penises with frickin' laser beams attach to their heads!"

    Dr. Evil
     
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