Movie Quote + Penis

[MickeyLee]

"oh, for goodness' sakes, get down off that penis. Someone needs the wood."

Adam/Felicia, Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

 

[Endued]

"I want the penis!"
"You can't handle the penis!"
(A Few Good Men)

"Luke... I am your penis."
(Star Wars)

 

[Endued]

"I need your clothers, boots and your penis"
(Terminator)

"Penises?!" Where we're going, we don't need penises!"
(Back to the Future)

 

[MickeyLee]

*snickers* childish and vulgar.. so my favorite things :biggrin:

movie quote:

Vizzini: He didn't fall?!? PENIS!!!
Indigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[D_Rictiotarvic_Ephenphart]

"Life's a box of penises, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."

 

[willow78]

"That's not a penis.....

*zzzzzip!*

*flop!*

.....THIS, is a penis!"

C(r)ock Dundee

 

[Frnkd213]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, .... Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my penis, in this life or the next."
Gladiator

 

[Frnkd213]

"I can't believe I gave my penis to a geek."

Sixteen Candles

 

[Hand_Solo]

"Gort! Klaatu barada penis!"

Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still (the original, not the craptastic remake)

 

[willow78]

"The dingo's got my penis!" - Evil Angels (aka A Cry In The Dark)

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

"Say hello to my little penis"

Tony Montana - Scarface

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

"Get away from her you penis"

Ripley - Aliens

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

"Get to da penis"

Dutch - Predator

 

[dude_007]

Can I borrow your penis for 10 minutes?

16 Candles

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

"Come on in you fuckers...old penis is waiting"

Blain - Predator

 

[MickeyLee]

"It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a penis problem, Headmaster" Harry Potter - Deathly Hallow II

 

[tommiet]

"Penis? We don't need no stinking penis!"
Treasure of the Sierra Madre

 

[dude_007]

It's mine. My own. My penis

Frodo - Two Towers

 

[D_George Tush]

I'm sick and tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking penis.

 

[dude_007]

And I thought penises smelled bad....on the outside.

Han Solo - Empire Strikes Back