Movie Quote + Penis

[zopa80]

"To PENIS.. and beyond" - Toy Story

"We want the finest PENISES available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"
-- Withnail & I

 

[Mellow]

"How about a little penis Scarecrow?" - Wicked Witch
"NO! NO!! NOO!!!!" - Scarecrow

 

[_Edu]

"Say 'penis' again. Say 'penis' again, I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say 'penis' one more goddamn time!"

Pulp Fiction

 

[Mellow]

"Charlie! They took my penis!!!"
Pope of Greenwich Village

 

[LongPenisSmallGirth]

"Hail to the penis baby." - Ash in Army Of Darkness

 

[TheHappyWhore]

"Hail to the penis baby." - Ash in Army Of Darkness

That's great. I love that movie! Why didn't I think of that, lol!

 

[spider25]

"1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest penis I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

 

[ucfan]

Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the penis.”
Now Voyager

 

[spider25]

"Keep your penis close, and your enemies closer"
The Godfather

 

[LongPenisSmallGirth]

Penises? We don't need no stinkin' penises!

 

[TheHappyWhore]

Tributes, we welcome you. We salute the courage and your sacrifice. And we wish you Happy Penis Games. And may the odds be ever in your favor. - Hunger Games

 

[LongPenisSmallGirth]

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the penis."
- Ash in Army of Darkness

 

[spider25]

“You're a sad, strange little penis, and you have my pity"
Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

 

[185248]

My Mama always said life is like a box of penis, you just never know what your gonna git.

 

[LongPenisSmallGirth]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Dr. Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs

 

[TheHappyWhore]

Ash: "Three penises? Like, like what am I supposed to do - take one penis, or all penises or what?"
- Army of Darkness

 

[ucfan]

I'll get you my pretty, and your little penis, too!

Do I really need to name this movie?

 

[rickygNOLA]

"For we need a little penis, right this very minute. We need a little penis now!"

Lucille Ball in Mame

 

[Timexxx]

Waitress..You want me to hold the penis? Bobby..Yeah.I want you to hold it between your knees!
From... Five Easy Penis's

 

[Matt_x]

Keep the Penis... You filthy animal.

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