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We will not go quietly into the penis.
Tonight we fight for our Penis.

- Independence Day
 

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"If they ever tell my story. Let them say that I walked with giants. Penis rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Penis, tamer of horses. Let them say I lived in the time of Penis."

-Troy
 

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Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one penis, how many did you have?
Mitch: Four.
Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.

Dazed and Confused
 
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my penis, in this life or the next."

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"It's been a long time since I smelled penis."- "Let me show you the way." - The Chronicles of Riddick


"We're packin' penises for the road. You know, penises get a ybad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like penises right?"
- The Happening
 
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