"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs
"I am big! It's the penis that got small." - Sunset Boulevard
"Made it, Ma! Top of the penis!" - White Heat
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this penis!" - Network
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful penis." - Casablanca
"There's no place like penis." - The Wizard of Oz
"Today, I consider myself the luckiest penis on the face of the earth." - The Pride of the Yankees
"I see dead penis." - The Sixth Sense
"Penis! Hey, Penis!" - A Streetcar Named Desire
"Houston, we have a Penis." - Apollo 13
"One morning I shot a penis in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." - Animal Crackers
"Penis, for lack of a better word, is good." - Wall Street
"Keep your penis close, but your enemies closer." - The Godfather Part II
"As God is my penis, I'll never be hungry again." - Gone With the Wind
"Elementary, my dear Penis." - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
"Get your stinking penis off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes
"Here's Penis!" - The Shining
"I have always depended on the penis of strangers." - A Streetcar Named Desire
"Hasta la vista, penis." - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"Open the penis bay doors, HAL." - 2001: A Space Odyssey
"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that penis, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!" - On Golden Pond
"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for The Penis." - Knute Rockne All American
"I'm king of the penis!" - Titanic