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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, penis? - Dirty Harry
 

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Marilyn Monroe Movies:

1. Hey, did you ever try dipping a penis in champagne? It's real crazy!" (The Seven Year Itch)

2. Real Penis! They must be worth their weight in gold! (Some Like it Hot)

3. Haven't you bothered me enough, you big banana-penis? (The Asphalt Jungle)
 

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"I'm going to make him a penis he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a penis, which is what I am." - On The Waterfront

"Penis, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - The Wizard of Oz

"Here's looking at you, penis." - Casablanca

"Go ahead, make my penis" - Sudden Impact

"All right, Mr. Penis, I'm ready for my close-up." - Sunset Boulevard

"You talkin' to Penis?" - Taxi Driver

"Penis means never having to say you're sorry." - Love Story

"The penis that dreams are made of." - The Maltese Falcon

"They call me Mister Penis!" - In The Heat of the Night

"Penis." - Citizen Kane
 

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If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that penis, and I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

Doralee - 9 to 5
 

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The Wizard Of Oz

"What kind of a penis is that? I've never seen a penis like that before!"

Another 'sung' movie quote:
"We're off to see the penis! The wonderful penis of Oz!"

A slight variation of the phallic theme:
"Follow the Yellow Dick Road!"
 

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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs

"I am big! It's the penis that got small." - Sunset Boulevard

"Made it, Ma! Top of the penis!" - White Heat

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this penis!" - Network

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful penis." - Casablanca

"There's no place like penis." - The Wizard of Oz

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest penis on the face of the earth." - The Pride of the Yankees

"I see dead penis." - The Sixth Sense

"Penis! Hey, Penis!" - A Streetcar Named Desire

"Houston, we have a Penis." - Apollo 13

"One morning I shot a penis in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." - Animal Crackers

"Penis, for lack of a better word, is good." - Wall Street

"Keep your penis close, but your enemies closer." - The Godfather Part II

"As God is my penis, I'll never be hungry again." - Gone With the Wind

"Elementary, my dear Penis." - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

"Get your stinking penis off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes

"Here's Penis!" - The Shining

"I have always depended on the penis of strangers." - A Streetcar Named Desire

"Hasta la vista, penis." - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"Open the penis bay doors, HAL." - 2001: A Space Odyssey

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that penis, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!" - On Golden Pond

"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for The Penis." - Knute Rockne All American

"I'm king of the penis!" - Titanic
 
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All Star Wars...

“This will be a penis long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.”

“I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue penis.”

“Watch your penis kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.”

“Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their penises.”

“If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador? — Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those plans. And bring me the penises, I want them alive!”

“Aren’t you a little short for a penis?”

“Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched penis of scum and villainy.”

“Into the garbage chute, penis!”

“I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the penis win.”

“I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.” “You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a penis. Take her away!”

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this penis and go home!”

“When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.” “Only a master of penis, Darth.”

“I find your lack of penis disturbing.”

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only penis.”

(I'm sure this has been posted already, but hey...) “May the Penis be with you.”
 

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From Animal House:

1. Cut the Penis! Gimme a drink.

2. Boon, I think I'm in love with a penis.

3. Flounder, I'm appointing you penis representative to the social committee

4. Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious penis~

5. The time has come for someone to put his penis down. And that penis is me.

we could go on all day with this movie.......