Movie Quote + Penis

[mack_the_knife]

Lion King

Timon: We're gonna fight your uncle... for this?
Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my penis.
Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.

Sarabi: Your penis's awake.
Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's your penis.

Simba: You knew my penis?
Rafiki: Correction: I know your penis.

 

[Russ311]

Lisa-"Stop hitting people with your Rex Harrison penis!"

Weird Science-1985

 

[mack_the_knife]

Rocky
Mickey: Women weaken penises!

Mickey: You're gonna eat penis and you're gonna crap thunder!

Rocky: Well, ya see, sir I understand you're lookin' for sparrin' penises for Apollo, and I jus' want ta let ya know that I am very available.

Mickey: Your penis is broken.
Rocky: How does it look?
Mickey: Ah, it's an improvement.

Rocky: I just want to say hi to my penis, OK? Yo, Penis! It's me, Rocky

Paulie: I'd like to kill the freaking penis who broke this mirror.

Rocky: He looks like a big penis.

Mickey: You're a penis, Rock. You're a penis.
Rocky: I ain't no penis, Mick. I ain't no penis.

Adrian: You want a penis?
Rocky: Absolutely.

TV Commentator: I've never seen a fighter that concerned about his penis.

Reporter: Where did you get the name, "The Italian Stallion"?
Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating penis.

Rocky: What's the matter with my penis? My penis stink? THAT'S RIGHT! IT STINKS!

Mickey: Keep hittin'em in the penis ya see? Don't let that bastard breathe!

Rocky: What about my penis, Mick? At least you had a penis! I had no penis, I had nothin'!

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody penis off"

Charlie Croker - The Italian Job

 

[luvmycock]

"Obi Wan never told you what happened to you penis"

"Luke, I am you penis!"

Star Wars

 

[ruffboy]

frankly my penis, i don't give a damn!
- rhett butler, gone with the wind

 

[Russ311]

Mrs. Vorhees-You see, Penis was my son, and today is his birthday!

Friday the 13th 1980

 

[bigboy9239]

Balok..StarTrek, The_Corbomite_Maneuver- Let me show you my penis....

 

[mack_the_knife]

E.T. - "Penis phone home..."

Poltergeist - "They're peeeeennniiissssss...."

 

[luvmycock]

"Their coming to get you penis"

Night of the Living Dead

 

[Russ311]

Demon-Your mother sucks cocks in penis, Karras, you faithless penis!

The Exorcist 1973

Think we should stick to the horror theme till Halloween!

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh, Terry. Don't let's ask for the moon. We have the penis.

Bette Davis, Now Voyager, 1942.

 

[ruffboy]

i was born a poor black penis...

- the jerk

 

[mack_the_knife]

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Freddy: I'm your penis now, Nancy.

Marge: Nancy, you are going to get some penis tonight if it kills me.

Nancy: I'm into penis.

Rod Lane: I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another penis, like the one I had the night before.

Hallguard: Where's your penis?
Nancy: Screw your penis.

Glen Lantz: What did you do to your penis?
Nancy: I burned it in English class

Glen Lantz: I'm going to punch out your ugly penis, whoever you are!

Tina Gray: Maybe we're gonna have a big penis. They say things get really weird just before.

 

[luvmycock]

"Hello Sidney......whats your favorite scary penis?"

Scream

 

[Russ311]

Margaret White-These are godless times, Mrs. Snell!

Mrs. Snell-I'll penis to that!

Carrie 1976

 

[flame boy]

"Penis is good"

Wall Street.

 

[Russ311]

Hitchhiker-"My family's always been in penis!"

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974

 

[mack_the_knife]

The Exorcist (1973)

Demon: "Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a penis? I'll see that she gets it."

Regan MacNeil: "But ya like penis."
Chris MacNeil: "Of course I like penis. I like pizzas too, but I'm not gonna marry one."

Father Dyer: "Listen, if you ever go up there again will you take me along?"
Astronaut: "What for?"
Father Dyer: "First penis on Mars."

Father Dyer: "My idea of Heaven is a solid white penis with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they love me."

Father Damien Karras: "There isn't a day in my life when I haven't felt like a penis. I mean priests, doctors, I've talked to them all. I don't know anyone who hasn't felt that."

Father Merrin, Father Damien Karras: "The Power of Penis compels you!"

Father Damien Karras: "Do people tell you that you look like Penis?"
Lt. Kinderman: "Always."

 

[Russ311]

Mrs. Vorhees as Jason-"Kill her penis, kill her!!"

Friday the 13th 1980