That's your opinion.
It's not my opinion but a fact.
You obviously have not seen a lot of penises in your life. Pity. Or perhaps you're just very stupid. Some cock heads are indeed that thick and even thicker when hard. In this case, it's not hard at all. Deal with THAT.
LMAO at such a stupid statement. I'm getting plenty and probably more than you are, so the only one here coming off as a bitch is you.
LOL! I've just deduced something...either there's something in the waters of Quebec that breeds assholes, or you are Aqualli in disguise-- Aqualli being another douchebag, no life-having idiot of an LPSG poster (who also just so happened to hail from Quebec). See, Aqualli had the misfortune of looking like a total loser whenever he put thought-to-keyboard and dared type a sentence, and I see you've taken after him in spades (or you
are him--either way it's a sad case).
p.s.--don't get me wrong, I love Quebec and I think it's a beautiful city. It just has the misfortune of having you as one of its inhabitants.
a) It's not fact that Richard Tyson
doesn't have an erection in that scene, it's opinion. That barn scene from
Two Moon Junction has been noted on a myriad of sites (including the one listed above) of showing a flash of Tyson's erect penis when Sherilynn Fenn dismounts him (her foot accidentally brushes it in the scene). I have the movie on DVD. I've seen it numerous times. I know what I'm speaking of. I realize that some penises have thicker heads than others, but trust me, he's erect in that scene. If you've seen the film and are commenting based on what you saw then that's one thing, but if you've
never seen the film, and are commenting based on what you see from the still pictures (and being combative just for the sake of being a total prick), then you are possibly more stupid than what I initially gave you credit for. I tend to think it's the latter.
b) The amount of penises that I have seen (and I get the feeling it's more than you have but, I digress) does not detract from the fact that you are a petty buffoon of a troll. I mean, we are talking about a gorgeous man and his cock for pete's sake. The sarcasm in your initial statement was not needed or warranted. As I've said before, you should probably start getting more dick, because, as it stands, you come off as a sexually repressed, pitiful megabitch. Now
you deal with
that.