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That's your opinion.
It's not my opinion but a fact.

If he was flaccid then it wouldn't be that thick. It's hard. Deal with it.
You obviously have not seen a lot of penises in your life. Pity. Or perhaps you're just very stupid. Some cock heads are indeed that thick and even thicker when hard. In this case, it's not hard at all. Deal with THAT.

Perhaps you should get some, so maybe you won't come off as being such a bitch.
LMAO at such a stupid statement. I'm getting plenty and probably more than you are, so the only one here coming off as a bitch is you. :rolleyes:
 

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That's your opinion.
It's not my opinion but a fact.

You obviously have not seen a lot of penises in your life. Pity. Or perhaps you're just very stupid. Some cock heads are indeed that thick and even thicker when hard. In this case, it's not hard at all. Deal with THAT.

LMAO at such a stupid statement. I'm getting plenty and probably more than you are, so the only one here coming off as a bitch is you. :rolleyes:

LOL! I've just deduced something...either there's something in the waters of Quebec that breeds assholes, or you are Aqualli in disguise-- Aqualli being another douchebag, no life-having idiot of an LPSG poster (who also just so happened to hail from Quebec). See, Aqualli had the misfortune of looking like a total loser whenever he put thought-to-keyboard and dared type a sentence, and I see you've taken after him in spades (or you are him--either way it's a sad case).

p.s.--don't get me wrong, I love Quebec and I think it's a beautiful city. It just has the misfortune of having you as one of its inhabitants.

a) It's not fact that Richard Tyson doesn't have an erection in that scene, it's opinion. That barn scene from Two Moon Junction has been noted on a myriad of sites (including the one listed above) of showing a flash of Tyson's erect penis when Sherilynn Fenn dismounts him (her foot accidentally brushes it in the scene). I have the movie on DVD. I've seen it numerous times. I know what I'm speaking of. I realize that some penises have thicker heads than others, but trust me, he's erect in that scene. If you've seen the film and are commenting based on what you saw then that's one thing, but if you've never seen the film, and are commenting based on what you see from the still pictures (and being combative just for the sake of being a total prick), then you are possibly more stupid than what I initially gave you credit for. I tend to think it's the latter.

b) The amount of penises that I have seen (and I get the feeling it's more than you have but, I digress) does not detract from the fact that you are a petty buffoon of a troll. I mean, we are talking about a gorgeous man and his cock for pete's sake. The sarcasm in your initial statement was not needed or warranted. As I've said before, you should probably start getting more dick, because, as it stands, you come off as a sexually repressed, pitiful megabitch. Now you deal with that.
 
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As well as those listed above, pretty much any film that has unsimulated sex will probably show an erect penis and in a lot of cases also a cum shot, obviously most of these films are european/foreign in origin. I have included a list below which I have watched over the last couple of months:

They Call Us Misfits - 1960's swedish documentary
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song - 1971 film with Melvin Van Peebles, visible erection in several scenes
In the Realm of the senses (ai no corrida) - 1976 japanese film, fellatio, cumshot (bizarre scene with an egg that may shock)
Caligula (UNCUT version) - 1979 - English/Italian film with Malcolm McDowell - penetration,fellatio, cumshot
The Idiots - 1998 - penetration scenes
Romance - 1999 - penetration, masturbation and ejaculation with rocco sifredi
Baise-Moi (french = fuck me) 2001 film - erections, penetration, fellatio, cumshots
Intimacy -2001 - english film with mark rylance and kerry fox - fellatio scene
Ken Park - 2002 - Larry Clark film - Erections and a cumshot from a masturbation scene (by James Ransone who played Ziggy Sobotka in the Wire) sex scenes were simulated.
The Brown Bunny - 2004 - fellatio
9 songs - 2004 - english film, scenes of fellatio, ejaculation, masturbation and cunnilingus
Shortbus - 2006 - american - cumshots, fellatio, gay sex, pretty much everythin in this one
Destricted - 2006 - series of shortfilms with various scenes
Antichrist - 2009 von trier, various - although body doubles were used for the film.

So watch any of those and your pretty much guaranteed to spy an erection.

Also, wild things with kevin bacon steppin out of the shower (semi?)
 

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I've just deduced something...either there's something in the waters of Quebec that breeds assholes, or you are Aqualli in disguise-- Aqualli being another douchebag, no life-having idiot of an LPSG poster (who also just so happened to hail from Quebec).
LMAO!!!
Lay off the drugs, you idiotic bitch. I'm not from Quebec. Beside, the only asshole on this board right now is YOU. Then again, you do worship Janet Jackson, so that explains a lot... And you should know all about douchebags which you're the ultimate queen of douchebags.

quote See, Aqualli had the misfortune of looking like a total loser whenever he put thought-to-keyboard and dared type a sentence,
"Takes One To Know One" as that statement fits you to a T.

a) It's not fact that Richard Tyson doesn't have an erection in that scene, it's opinion. That barn scene from Two Moon Junction has been noted on a myriad of sites (including the one listed above) of showing a flash of Tyson's erect penis when Sherilynn Fenn dismounts him (her foot accidentally brushes it in the scene). I have the movie on DVD. I've seen it numerous times. I know what I'm speaking of.
Obviously, you don't know what you're talking about, contrary to what you wrongly believe. It is NOT an opinion but indeed a fact that he does not have an erection.

I realize that some penises have thicker heads than others, but trust me, he's erect in that scene.
Trust YOU? NEVER!!
Btw, he's limp.

If you've seen the film and are commenting based on what you saw then that's one thing, but if you've never seen the film, and are commenting based on what you see from the still pictures (and being combative just for the sake of being a total prick), then you are possibly more stupid than what I initially gave you credit for. I tend to think it's the latter.
Pot, meet kettle. Especially since YOU are by far more stupid than I could ever be, even if I tried. And to answer your question, yes, I have unfortunately seen the film.

The amount of penises that I have seen (and I get the feeling it's more than you have but, I digress) does not detract from the fact that you are a petty buffoon of a troll.
Ironic since you are without a doubt one of the biggest troll this site has ever had. And one of the most pitiful and dimwitted one too. By the way, I certainly have seen more penises than you, no doubt about that.

The sarcasm in your initial statement was not needed or warranted.
Sarcasm? Paranoid much, aren't you?

As I've said before, you should probably start getting more dick, because, as it stands, you come off as a sexually repressed, pitiful megabitch. Now you deal with that.
Says the dumb fangurl who worships Janet Jackson, and who's too much a coward to show himself. What's wrong, princess? Not packing much, eh?
Don't worry about me, cupcake, I get plenty of dick and I have a very active, happy and fulfilling sex life, with much variety and loads of pleasure, so stop believing that the inexistence of yours is a reflection of mine. Your constant whining and explosive little rants filled with frustration and anger clearly indicates that YOU obviously are one the biggest and most pitiful megabitch ever. Now, deal with THAT, queenie.
 

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Actually, it looks soft and it is soft. Btw, adding fuel to the fire is not the way to go in order to return to the true intent of a thread, FYI. :wink:
 

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LMAO!!!
Lay off the drugs, you idiotic bitch. I'm not from Quebec. Beside, the only asshole on this board right now is YOU. Then again, you do worship Janet Jackson, so that explains a lot... And you should know all about douchebags which you're the ultimate queen of douchebags.

"Takes One To Know One" as that statement fits you to a T.


Obviously, you don't know what you're talking about, contrary to what you wrongly believe. It is NOT an opinion but indeed a fact that he does not have an erection.

Trust YOU? NEVER!!
Btw, he's limp.

Pot, meet kettle. Especially since YOU are by far more stupid than I could ever be, even if I tried. And to answer your question, yes, I have unfortunately seen the film.

Ironic since you are without a doubt one of the biggest troll this site has ever had. And one of the most pitiful and dimwitted one too. By the way, I certainly have seen more penises than you, no doubt about that.

Sarcasm? Paranoid much, aren't you?


Says the dumb fangurl who worships Janet Jackson, and who's too much a coward to show himself. What's wrong, princess? Not packing much, eh?
Don't worry about me, cupcake, I get plenty of dick and I have a very active, happy and fulfilling sex life, with much variety and loads of pleasure, so stop believing that the inexistence of yours is a reflection of mine. Your constant whining and explosive little rants filled with frustration and anger clearly indicates that YOU obviously are one the biggest and most pitiful megabitch ever. Now, deal with THAT, queenie.


Lordy, lordy, lordy. Well, you've proved two things. One, that you really ARE an incredibly simple minded moron and, two, that you really ARE Aqualli. He used to bag on my avatar for no apparent reason too, particularly when he was in desperate need for a retort and grasping for straws, which is exactly the position you're in now. How sad that you were booted off before for being such an annoying asswipe of a troll, and are now back up to your same antics under a new nickname. You must really have a pitiful life. Oh, and you can take the fake pictures off of your profile now. And get back to your hand, as I'm sure it's the only thing that keeps you company on a cold, lonely night.
 

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Lordy, lordy, lordy. Well, you've proved two things. One, that you really ARE an incredibly simple minded moron and, two, that you really ARE Aqualli. He used to bag on my avatar for no apparent reason too, particularly when he was in desperate need for a retort and grasping for straws, which is exactly the position you're in now. How sad that you were booted off before for being such an annoying asswipe of a troll, and are now back up to your same antics under a new nickname. You must really have a pitiful life. Oh, and you can take the fake pictures off of your profile now. And get back to your hand, as I'm sure it's the only thing that keeps you company on a cold, lonely night.
ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!
Poor dumb thee. You truly are desperate, ignorant, narrow-minded and way beyond pathetic. Everyone with an ounce of intelligence knows that YOU are the incredibly simple minded moron, as clearly evident in many of your incoherent posts. Hate to burst your bubble of delusions but... POP!!
I am NOT your precious Awualli, whoever that can be, so stop kidding yourself, troll. I am at the complete opposite of being desperate for a retort since I kicked your ass in 6 differents way and totally owned you, and in such a brilliant way that I'll never be grasping for straws.

You really need to stop accusing others of doing what you are doing yourself and stop calling them what you are. It's beyond absurd, lame and tacky. Then again, it's probablt the only way you know how to be, you silly little bitch. I was never booted out, you overly ridiculous nitwit. I registered here for the very first time last August so check your facts, before you humiliated yourself even further and come as an even bigger fool than you already are.

My life, unlike yours, is perfectly fine and filled with lots of joy, love and happiness. And it's also filled with a lot of laughter... at your expense. None of my pictures are fake so you'll have to try something better because right now, all you have accomplished is a major epic fail. Jealousy is a very ugly thing and so are you. Speaking of pictures... not having any yourself says a lot about you. Coward much, eh? Unlike yourself, I don't need to go back to my hand since I have plenty of lovers to spend the nights with so again, better luck next time, and again, stop seeing everyone's life as being similar to yours. :rolleyes:
 

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^^LOL! Um, what are you babbling about? Being owned? Yeah, I've owned you several times over. And all those imaginary lovers of yours? Ha! Spare me. See, I've put you on my ignore list, and as such, am saving myself from being privy to anymore of your useless drivel. So talk on, Noctem or Aqualli or whatever your name is. You're just making yourself look dumber and dumber.

p.s. even though I only skimmed the crap that you call a retort, I did manage to see that you used a few of my words. Please refrain from doing so.
 

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what are you babbling about? Being owned? Yeah, I've owned you several times over. And all those imaginary lovers of yours? Ha! Spare me. See, I've put you on my ignore list, and as such, am saving myself from being privy to anymore of your useless drivel. So talk on, Noctem or Aqualli or whatever your name is. You're just making yourself look dumber and dumber.

p.s. even though I only skimmed the crap that you call a retort, I did manage to see that you used a few of my words. Please refrain from doing so.

Silly little frustrated bitch that you are, you remain the ultimate queen of babbling. Yes, you have been owned and the more you deny it, the more you prove it. I have owned YOU several times over, not the opposite. Heck, even Rose Nylund could easily own you. The only one looking dumber and dumber is you, and your increasing desperation and lame ass replies prove it even further, whacko. Your so-called words are not yours at all, overly pretentious coward that you are. Do the world a favor and go join your brother Michael. No one will miss you, I guarantee. :wink:
 

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Okay...So I looked up some of these titles on Netflix... and Surprisingly, they have a lot of these movies and some of them can be streamed.

Here is what I checked out last night streaming Netflix...

Antichrist--Very Graphic yet oddly Interesting...you see an erect penis cum blood.

Anatomie De L'Enfer--A woman pays a gay guy to watch her during some "personal" time to see what he can tolerate...you see him hard alot. Nice piece and I think he is straight european pornstar.

Late Marriage--not to many hard shots

9 Songs--A must see. Watch it once for the porn, then again for the story.

Battle in Heaven--Artistic movie, interesting in story, not but the main character's hard cock is on display several times.

Intimacy--Great story, lots of sex. Nice hard penis shots.

Enjoy your "Netflixing" everybody.