Mr. Bungle's Bar and Grill

[Mr. Bungle]

Howdy folks - I'm sitting here on the east coast, just about 12:30 eastern standard time, not really doing a whole lot (except battling insomnia) and I've just opened my cyber-bar/grill for your own enjoyment... :biggrin1: anyone like a drink? we have appetizers, burgers, salads, plenty of entrees and desserts, and a fully stocked bar, of course... what'll it be?

 

[Hand_Solo]

Double bourbon, neat, please.

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Hey man - you got it... *mixing drink*

*sliding drink down the bar to Hand Solo*

Ah, this one's on the house, for being my first customer.

*wiping bar down with a rag*

bit of a slow night, eh?

 

[Hand_Solo]

*sips drink, tosses a fiver in the tip jar*

I'm on the west coast, so the night is still young. plenty of time for things to start hoppin'.

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Thanks man!! Yeah, you're right, right now it's only just about quarter after 10 west coast time. However, here at Mr. Bungle's Bar & Grill, time isn't really a factor, as things could start hoppin anytime. It's always happy hour time here. So drink up!! We have a top-notch cab service so anyone who feels they've drank more than their fill, just notify their bartender and we'll arrange for a cab to get you home safe.

Lemme throw the first song onto the jukebox here:

YouTube - The Rolling Stones - Satisfaction