Mr Hankey’s Toys: The LPSG Review & Product Guide

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Mr Hankey’s Toys: The LPSG Review & Product Guide

We are on a quest to find out if Mr Hankey’s Toys really deserve their reputation as the biggest and best in the world. So here we go...

Over the last few months, we have spoken directly with the Hankey’s team, gathered feedback from across the web, and spent serious hands-on time with their toys. The result is the most detailed and honest write-up you’ll find anywhere.


You Will Find in This Thread:

How to choose the right size and firmness
What makes Mr Hankey’s toys different from other brands
Real pros and cons from verified buyers (no hype, no filters)
Which models stand out and which might be too much
How to care for your toy so it lasts for years
Exclusive LPSG member offer + BONUS Gold month


Is Mr Hankey’s Right for You?

A few questions to ask yourself:
• Do I value quality over quick thrills?
• Do I already enjoy stretchy or fuller toys?
• Do I prefer body-safe, handmade silicone over cheap blends?
• Do I want a toy that can last a decade with care?
• Do I enjoy the ritual, warm-up, lube, setup, as part of the fun?
• Am I curious about what a “premium” dildo really feels like?

If you answered yes to most of these, Mr Hankey’s IS for you!

If you prefer lighter, spontaneous play or budget toys, you might not be ready for this brand and that’s okay! Save this for later.

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Navigation:

Brand Story & Positioning
What People Love and What to Know Before You Buy
What Real Users Say
Our Impressions
Model by Model Reviews
Why Mr Hankey's Is Different
Buying Tips and Safety Guide
Buyer Playbooks
Mr Hankey's Top 10 of 2025
How Hankey's Compares With Other Brands
Frequently Asked Questions about Mr Hankey's Toys
TLDR: The Short Version

 

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Brand Story and Positioning

Mr Hankey’s Toys began in October 2015 when founder Mike Mickey, saw big toys in a San Francisco sex shop that looked basic and really overpriced. He started hand-sculpting his own version of a toy at his kitchen table after construction shifts, listed the first model (“Mr Hankey”) and then orders followed. By 2017, they moved into a small warehouse; by 2019 a lean U.S. team was hand-pouring in batches and shipping daily.

Who they build for:
From day one, the core audience have been seasoned size players in the fisting/deep-play community. This heritage explains the catalog: even “smaller” sizes feel substantial and the flagships are unapologetically large. As the brand grew, they added more approachable sizes without losing focus on stretch, weight, and realism.

How they build:
• 100% platinum-cured silicone, sourced in the U.S. only
• Hand-poured, trimmed, and finished in small batches
• Realism-led sculpts (life casts and detailed designs) high surface detail
• Internal materials testing published on finished goods
• Founder Mike Mickey states that their platinum silicone is compatible with silicone lubes. Most buyers still prefer water-based lubes. If you are trying a silicone lube for the first time, be sure to do a spot-test, first.

Design and development:
Concept to release now takes 2-4 Months. Mike sets dimensions; a San Francisco designer refines the sculpt; it is then poured, photographed and listed. Detail and surface feel are treated as the product’s signature.

Pricing philosophy:
They price by weight per gram rather than adding a premium just because a toy is larger. The goal is transparent, consistent pricing across sizes.

Distribution and support:
They are selective with wholesale only to niche, higher-end shops (e.g., specialty U.K. retailers; fetish leaders like Mr S Leather.) Hankey's often decline mass-market chains to protect their brand positioning. Customer service is founder-led with fast replies and flexible special-order help.

Vac-U compatibility:
Most models can be ordered with a Vac-U-style hole for harnesses, suction cups, and machine stems. The hole is cast at production time and cannot be added later. If you think you might want it, be sure to choose it at checkout.

Accessories and play style:
They have offered add-ons like Remove-O-Balls for “swing and smack” realism during motion, and they openly recommend sturdy harnesses and machines for heavier toys. Temperature play is possible with silicone (warm water bath or cool soak). Always check heat before contact to avoid extreme temps on skin.

“Our customers are experienced players who value high-end gear that lasts. We stay original, keep quality high, and support people fast.” --Mike , Mr Hankey's Founder

Why Mr Hankey's Toys are BIIIIG in size:
The brand’s first real fans came from communities that celebrate depth, stretch, and fisting. This culture shaped the sizes, the firmness options and the emphasis on density and weight. It’s also why the learning curve matters: the right size and firmness equals rave reviews. Guessing often high ends in regret.

Our Thoughts:
This is a maker’s brand. It had a kitchen-table start, small workshop DNA and U.S.-sourced platinum silicone. The craft shows when you hold it in your hand. If you prefer light, casual toys, you might not be ready for this brand. If you want serious, durable gear built by people who care, the story matches the product.

 

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What People Love and What to Know Before You Buy

One of the most useful things about reviewing a brand as respected as Hankey’s is that people have already said a lot. Across forums, blogs, and reviews, the same themes kept coming up again and again. Here’s what we found.

What People Love
• The build quality is unmatched. Dense, weighty, and smooth silicone that feels built to last.
• The sculpting is exact. The detail you see online is the detail you get in real life.
• Custom firmness options (we preferred 75 % Soft – firm enough to hold shape, soft enough to take comfortably).
• Founder-level customer service. Fast replies, clear communication, and real help with sizing or firmness questions.
• Every toy feels like a piece of gear, not a gimmick.

What to Know Before You Buy
• Size is serious. Measure your favorite toy and compare before ordering. If you’re unsure, go smaller.
• Weight is real. These toys are solid silicone. The larger ones can be tiring to hold; a harness or mount helps.
• Vac-U-Hole performance varies. Works perfectly on mid-sized toys but can struggle to stay secure on the largest.
• Entry-level gap. Most models start at experienced-player sizes. Smaller versions would help more people enjoy the range.
• Plan before you buy. Don’t order when you’re turned on. Order what you know you can handle.

Our Take
If you measure carefully and respect your limits, Hankey’s delivers exactly what it promises: the best-built, longest-lasting dildos on the market.
Get the fit right and you’ll be hooked. Go too big too soon and you’ll be intimidated.

These aren’t throwaway toys; they’re investment pieces that earn their place in your drawer.

 

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What Real Users Say

Before forming our own impressions, we read HUNDREDS of verified reviews across major retailers, blogs, and forums.
Here is what stood out from real Hankey’s buyers, unfiltered and representative of the overall feedback.

Build and Craftsmanship
“The detailing is insane – veins, texture, weight. You can tell it’s hand-poured”
“Still looks new after two years. No cracks, no stickiness”
“You instantly know this isn’t a novelty toy. It’s something built to last”

Size and Fit
“Even the ‘medium’ is huge. Measure first”
“Finally a toy that fills you properly without feeling hollow”
“Start smaller. Then come back for the next size up. It’s addictive”

Longevity and Value
“Feels expensive, but it’s a one-time buy. After Hankey’s, nothing else compares”
“I’ve tried cheaper brands – they fade, split, or get sticky. Hankey’s stay perfect”
“This is the Yeti of sex toys. You buy it once and keep it for life”

Our Take
Real users line up with our experience: they love the craftsmanship, respect the size, and trust the quality.
If you’re new, start smaller. If you’re experienced, this is as good as it gets.

After reading all the reviews, we wanted to know if the hype held up. So we ordered a full set, tested them, and documented every detail in the next section.

 

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Our Impressions

Unboxing
The box arrived in a plain brown shipper, discreet and simple. Inside, there were no fancy boxes or tissue, just shrink-wrapped toys with QR tags. Minimalist for sure, but definitely did not feel cheap. It felt respectful: less packaging with all focus is on the product

First Look
Even knowing Mr Hankey’s reputation, seeing the toys in person was a bit of a shock. The sizes are intimidating, the shapes sculptural, the presence unmistakable. These are not novelty toys; they are statement pieces. Every vein, ridge, and curve feels intentional

Material and Build
Each toy is made from solid platinum silicone - it is dense, weighty and perfectly smooth. The matte surface has grip without drag, no seams, no smell. The toys feel alive in the hand - heavy in a satisfying way. Compared to other brands, Mr Hankey’s silicone feels richer and thicker

Standout Models
• Perfect Penis – The most balanced shape, ideal for most users
• Jack Hunter – The easiest to use regularly; firm but forgiving
• Thiago – Our favourite design. Slim entry, deep stretch halfway through, pure reward when you conquer it
• Drew Sebastian – The one that made us say “WTF.” Massive, intimidating, expert-level only, but that piercing detail at the head feels incredible at the entrance. (We wish more toys used it!)

Craftsmanship
The finish is flawless. Every line and contour shows skill. Watching the silicone move under light reminded us of a glass artist in Murano, every piece handmade, every inch intentional. It's easy to see (and feel) the magic in these toys

Vac-U-Hole Compatibility
On smaller heads, the Vac-U system stays firm and responsive. It locks in easily and holds incredibly well through every motion. The largest toys are simply too heavy to hang vertically for long, but this is expected given the weight of them.

Closing Thoughts
After handling Hankey’s, every other toy feels light, hollow, and disposable. Hankey's are built for people who care about quality and sensation. It’s rare to open a box of sex toys and feel respect for the maker, but this brand has really earned it.

 

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Model-by-Model Reviews

We tested five of Hankey’s most talked-about models. Each one has a distinct personality, from approachable to absolutely feral. Here’s how they compare.

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The Perfect Penis

This name fits. The Perfect Penis is one of Hankey’s signature designs and the one that most people should start with. It balances realism, proportion, and comfort better than almost anything else we’ve tried.

The sculpt feels lifelike without being extreme, and the uncut detail adds subtle realism that enhances entry and motion. It’s the kind of toy that looks intimidating online but feels just right once lubed and in play.

Our Thoughts
This is the “gateway” Hankey’s toy, perfect for intermediate users or anyone stepping up from mid-size silicone brands. It’s beautifully shaped, well-proportioned, and the perfect way to experience the brand’s craftsmanship without going into deep-end territory.
Order the Perfect Penis at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Thiago

We ordered this one in black to see how Hankey's darker tones look... we were really impressed with how this one is presented. Thiago is easily our favourite shape of all. It starts with a gentle, tapered head that invites you in, only to expand into a thick, full-bodied stretch halfway through.

This gradual transition makes Thiago a challenge, the kind of toy you might not conquer every time, but you’ll think about it after you put it away. It builds anticipation and a sense of achievement.

Our Thoughts
Thiago is the perfect mix of design and masochism. The gradual head lures you in, while that mid-section stretch reminds you of who’s in charge. It’s a test-piece, the kind of dildo you crave to master. We all agree that we would love to see Hankey’s make a smaller 'intro' version of Thiago for beginners - because this shape deserves to be enjoyed by lots more people.
Order the Thiago at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Drew Sebastian

This was the one that made us say “WTF” when we opened the box. It’s big, VERY big. As in expert level big. The head features a signature piercing detail that you can feel at the entrance which adds an incredible teasing sensation during play.

The body is thick from start to finish, seriously heavy and visually stunning. It’s not a toy you casually pick up, it’s one you need to prepare for.

Our Thoughts
Drew is a monster, but he's also a masterpiece. The piercing at the tip feels incredible and we honestly wish more toys had this!
We would love to see Hankey’s launch a smaller intro version of Drew so more people might enjoy the design without fear of dislocation.
Order the Drew Sebastian at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Jack Hunter

Jack Hunter might be the most 'practical' dildo in the set. He's still large, still hefty, but also manageable for regular use. Jack is beautifully balanced with a sculpt that hits all the right visual and physical notes without being extreme.

Jack feels built for rhythm and depth, the kind of toy that lets you focus on sensation rather than survival. You get what I'm saying.

Our Thoughts
This is the toy that 90% of buyers will use 90% of the time. If you want to experience Hankey’s craftsmanship but still be able to move the next day, this is your best call.
Order the Jack Hunter at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Rentman

A wonderfully sculpted, thick, masculine toy with a strong visual presence. Rentman has an upward curve that makes it feel purposeful in motion and the head design keeps it interesting through the full stroke.

Our Thoughts
If you love fullness along with a smooth, consistent stroke, Rentman delivers exactly this. It is one of the most visually appealing models Hankey’s makes, though it’s definitely on the thicker side.
Order the Rentman at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Monster

Monster is called Monster for a reason. This toy is huge and it is designed for people who already know what they’re doing. The surface detail and curve make it a fantasy-level toy that feels like a work of art.

Our Thoughts
Monster is definitely not a starter toy. It’s a trophy. The kind of trophy you work your way up to. Every inch feels intentional and earned, sculpted for impact rather than ease of use. It’s the ultimate flex for collectors and advanced players.
Order the Monster at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Overall Takeaway
Each Mr Hankey’s model feels handcrafted with purpose. There are no filler designs, every toy exists for a reason and delivers a different type of challenge and/or pleasure.
If you are new to the brand, we recommend that you start with The Perfect Penis or Jack Hunter
If you are experienced and crave stretch, Thiago and Drew Sebastian will test your limits
And if you’re chasing the ultimate statement piece, Monster is the big boy that you need to own

Note: These are just the models we tested. Mr Hankey’s offers dozens more, each with its own design focus and personality. Some lean realistic, others fantasy, but every model has a clear purpose and audience.

Explore All Mr Hankey's Realistic Dildos
Explore All Mr Hankey's Fantasy & Sci Fi Dildos

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Why Mr Hankey’s is Different

Hankey’s started in 2015 when founder Mike Mickey, decided he could make a better dildo than what he saw in stores. He began experimenting with clay in his kitchen after work, pouring one toy at a time. What began as a side project to fund his son’s college education grew into one of the most respected premium toy brands in the world.

Built on craftsmanship
Every toy is hand-poured in the U.S. using 100 % platinum-cure silicone. The molds are either life-casts of real performers or original fantasy sculpts. Nothing is imported, nothing rushed. They test every batch and publish results, a rarity in this industry. Mike still answers many customer emails himself, and the company remains intentionally small to keep quality control, tight.

Born from the fisting community
Early Hankey’s buyers came from deep-play and fisting circles, people who cared about stretch, safety, and endurance. That heritage explains the brand’s size range and focus on anatomical accuracy. As the community grew, so did the variety: from realistic performers to fantasy beasts. Today, Hankey’s straddles two worlds, extreme collectors and curious first-timers ready for serious silicone.

Different by design
While other companies chase gimmicks, Hankey’s perfects weight, firmness, and realism. Their philosophy is simple: if you’re going to explore penetration, do it with something engineered to perform. Each model has a distinct purpose, - the way the head flares, the curve catches, the density presses. Think of it as functional sculpture.

Ethical materials and transparency
Hankey's never uses imported silicones or mystery blends. verything is poured from verified U.S. suppliers. Their platinum silicone is ISO-certified skin-safe, non-porous, odor-free, and compatible with any lube (yes, even silicone lube). If a toy reacts badly, it’s not a real Hankey’s.

Not for everyone, and that’s okay
This is a brand for people who value craft and intensity over cheap thrills. If you’re looking for light, buzzy, disposable toys you might not be ready for Mr Hankey’s. If you respect design, body safety, and the art of stretch, you’ll see quickly why people swear by them.

Our Take
After talking with the team and testing various models of these toys, it is clear to every one of us that Hankey’s is closer to an artisan studio than a toy factory. The founder’s story, starting with one mold in a kitchen, explains his obsession with quality. These are toys made by people who genuinely use and understand them - and this is a rare thing!

 

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Buying Tips & Safety Guide

One of the most important things to know about Hankey’s Toys is that they are built for serious use, but only if you buy the right size and firmness. This section will help you make the right decision and enjoy your toy safely.

Sizing: Know Your Limits
• Always measure a toy you already enjoy. Compare both insertable length and maximum circumference.
• If you’re unsure, go one size smaller. A toy you can actually use beats one that sits on a shelf.
• Hankey’s size charts are accurate, double-check before ordering, especially if you’re upgrading.

Firmness: Choose Wisely
• 75 % Soft – Ideal for most users. Bends slightly, feels real, easier insertion.
• Medium Firm – More resistance and definition. Best for experienced players.
• If you like deep penetration, softer silicone is usually safer and more comfortable.

Vac-U-Hole Tips
• Order your toy with the Vac-U-Hole even if you don’t plan to use it right away. It cannot be added later.
• Use a little water-based lube when inserting the plug or suction cup for a snug fit.
• On larger toys, support the base with your hand or a harness to reduce stress on the hole.

Warm-Up Strategy
• Never go straight to a large toy cold.
• Start with something smaller to relax and open up, your body will adapt.
• A long warm-up = more pleasure, less pain.
• Listen to your body. Pain, numbness, or sharp pressure means stop and rest.

Lube & Cleaning
• Any lube works with Hankey’s. Their platinum silicone is safe even with silicone-based lubes.
• Clean with warm water and mild soap. Pat dry and air out completely before storing.
• To keep the surface smooth, dust with cornstarch or renew powder after drying.
• Avoid storing toys pressed against each other, silicone can “cling” over time.

Storage & Handling
• Store upright if possible, especially for heavier toys.
• Use a towel or cloth divider between toys.
• Larger toys may benefit from a stand or base mount to prevent leaning or tearing.

When to Stop
• Pain, tearing, bleeding, or numbness are signs to stop immediately.
• Clean and rest, never force depth or girth.
• Hankey’s designs are safe, but only when used patiently.

Our Take
These toys are built to last a lifetime, but they deserve respect.
Treat them like performance equipment, warm up, use lube generously, and store properly.
Follow that formula, and a Hankey’s can become a lifelong companion.

 

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Buyer Playbooks

This section turns advice into action.
Find the playbook that matches you and follow the setup that fits your body, style, and goals.

First Hankey’s Playbook – The Safe Start
• Start with a model around 6 – 7 in insertable / 5 – 6 in circumference.
• Perfect Penis (Small or Medium, 75 % Soft) is the ideal starter.
• Warm up with a smaller plug or wand first.
• Use lots of lube, more than you think you need.
• Focus on slow, steady sessions; you’ll adapt fast.
→ When that feels easy, move to Thiago (Small or Medium) for a new stretch.

Strap-On Playbook – Partner Power
• Always choose the Vac-U-Hole option so you can attach securely.
• Pair with Mr S Leather harnesses or Unisex Corey Jay, stable and comfortable.
• Shorter models like Jack Hunter or Perfect Penis are best for control.
• Softer firmness (75 %) is easier for partners to handle.
• Test thrust angle and lubrication before full sessions.
→ Vac-U system lets you swap dildos mid-session without new prep.

Machine Mount Playbook – Hands-Free Depth
• Always select the Vac-U-Hole for machine mounts.
• Use a solid stem or handle to reduce torque on the hole.
• Mid-size toys like Thiago or Rentman perform best, large pieces can be too heavy.
• Check angle before start; even a 5° tilt changes the feel.
• Keep a hand near the base to control depth.
→ Apply fresh lube every few minutes for friction-free motion.

Display Collector Playbook – For the Art Lovers
• Choose colors that show texture, marble blends or metallics.
• Store upright on a cloth base to prevent flat spots.
• Light dusting of renew powder keeps them photo-ready.
• Rotate display positions monthly to avoid compression marks.
→ These are functional sculptures, treat them like collectibles.

Everyday Player Playbook – For Regular Use
• Stick to toys you can insert fully and comfortably every time.
• Jack Hunter or Rentman 75 % Soft fit this role perfectly.
• Clean and dry thoroughly after each use; dust with powder if storing long-term.
• A steady routine keeps the material looking new for years.
→ Think of this as your “daily driver” Hankey’s.

Our Take
There’s no single “right” toy, just the right toy for where you are.
Use these playbooks to buy smart, play safe, and enjoy what Hankey’s does best: turn great design into real pleasure.

 

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Top 10 Mr Hankey’s Toys of 2025

These are the models Hankey’s customers bought most in 2025. Realism, fantasy, and pure stretch — this list shows why the brand has such a loyal following.

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1) XG Chase

New for 2025 and already one of Hankey’s best-sellers. Modeled after performer Chase, this sculpt blends realism with artful precision. Clean lines, bold definition, and a head that feels as good as it looks.
View the XG Chase at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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2) Perfect Penis

Balanced shape and friendly proportions. The most universally recommended first Hankey’s for buyers who want premium feel without going extreme.

View the Perfect Penis at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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3) Atlas

Built for stretch. A deliberate taper that lets you work up to serious fullness. Often called a deep-training essential for size lovers.

View the Atlas at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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4) Seahorse

From the fantasy line. Flowing ridges and a purposeful curve create wave-like internal stimulation. Eye candy that performs.

View the Seahorse at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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5) Horse Dildo II

Fantasy classic. Smooth entry with a proud flare and unmistakable equine profile. A long-time chart topper for stretch fans.

View the Horse Dildo II at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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6) Monster Dildo

The icon. Heavy, thick, and sculpted to make a statement. A collector favorite and a goal piece for advanced players.

View the Monster at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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7) Wade Wolfgar

Performer model with an uncut head and natural curve. One of the most lifelike feels in the lineup.

View the Wade Wolgar at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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8) Thiago

Slim, inviting head that blooms into a full mid-shaft stretch. Challenging in a good way and hugely satisfying when you settle into it.

View the Thiago at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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9) Drew Sebastian

A Hankey’s legend. Thick from the start with a signature head piercing detail that adds a distinct teasing sensation at the entrance.

View the Drew Sebastian at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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10) Cutler X

The beast of beasts. One size only: approx. 11 in insertable and 8.25 in circumference. Pure black, pure challenge. Expert territory.

View the CutlerX at Mr Hankey’s Toys

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Our Take
This list tells the story: buyers want premium silicone that looks incredible and delivers unique sensation. If you are new, start with Perfect Penis or Wade Wolfgar. If you chase size or stretch, look at Atlas or Cutler X. Fantasy fans keep coming back to Seahorse and Horse Dildo II.

Explore the full catalog and current sizes: Mr Hankey’s Toys — Shop All Models

 

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How Hankey’s Compares to Other Brands

If you’re researching premium dildos, you’ve probably seen names like Bad Dragon, Square Peg, Doc Johnson, or John Thomas.
Each has its own strength, but Hankey’s fills a very specific space in the market.

Brand	Max Size Offered	Realism Level	Firmness Options	Custom Colors	Avg Price Range (USD)	Best For
Mr Hankey’s Toys	Extreme (> 14 in insertable)	High – life casts + fantasy	5 Firmness Levels	Extensive – solid + marble	150 – 450	Realism fans, size experts, collectors
Bad Dragon	Large (12 in max)	Fantasy / creature designs	Multiple firmness levels	Highly customizable	120 – 400	Fantasy toy enthusiasts
Square Peg Toys	Large (11 in max)	Anatomical / shape-based	Soft / Firm	Limited colors	140 – 300	Prostate play & fisting specialists
John Thomas Toys	Very large (12 in +)	Realistic life casts	1 standard firmness	Basic color options	130 – 300	UK buyers seeking realism
Doc Johnson	Mid-range (9 in max)	Mainstream realistic	Limited	Standard tones	40 – 120	Entry-level and retail shoppers

Key Takeaways
• Scale and realism: Hankey’s offers the largest, most detailed life casts on the market.
• Material quality: 100% platinum-cure silicone only, poured in-house in the U.S.
• Customization: Not as many fantasy color blends as Bad Dragon, but superior sculpt realism.
• Value: Price per ounce of silicone is among the best; you’re paying for weight and workmanship, not hype.
• Customer base: More experienced users, but increasingly inclusive of advanced beginners.

Direct Comparison: Mr Hankey’s vs Doc Johnson​

We wanted to know how Hankey’s really stacks up against a mainstream brand, so we did a direct head-to-head test with one of Doc Johnson’s larger silicone dildos.

There was simply no comparison.

After holding the Doc Johnson, the first thing we noticed was the smell and surface feel. It felt slightly oily, almost like we needed to wash our hands. The silicone seemed softer but less stable, and the finish looked mass-produced rather than crafted.

Then we picked up the Hankey’s.

Instantly heavier. Richer texture. No odor. The surface felt like solid, cured platinum silicone. Not the slightly tacky feel of cheaper mixes. Even after use and cleaning, the Hankey’s looked brand new, while the Doc Johnson started to feel as if it was sweating or leaching material.

We ended up tossing the Doc Johnson. The Hankey’s stayed on the shelf, spotless and ready for next time.

In every category — look, feel, smell, even taste — Hankey’s proved why it costs more. It feels like a precision tool, not a novelty toy.

Our Take
If Bad Dragon is about fantasy, and Square Peg is about shape, then Hankey’s is about feel.
Their focus on lifelike stretch, density, and proportion makes them a unique hybrid of artisan craft and functional design.
You’ll pay a premium, but the experience matches the investment.

 

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Frequently Asked Questions

We pulled together the questions people ask most before buying a Hankey’s.
These answers are short, direct, and written from real-world experience.

Are Mr Hankey’s Toys safe?
Yes. They use 100 % platinum-cure silicone poured in-house in the U.S.
It’s non-porous, body-safe, odor-free, and compatible with any lube.

What’s the difference between Soft (75 %) and Medium Firm?
Soft = easier insertion, more give, better for longer sessions.
Medium Firm = more defined texture, more resistance, preferred by advanced users.

Can I use silicone lube with them?
Yes. Hankey’s uses high-grade silicone that doesn’t react with silicone lubes.
If a toy melts or turns tacky, it isn’t a genuine Hankey’s.

What is the Vac-U-Hole option and should I get it?
It’s a socket built into the base that fits suction cups, handles, or machine stems.
Always order it with the toy, it can’t be added later.

Do the large toys really stay attached to suction cups?
Up to a point. Medium sizes hold well; the biggest toys can pull free under their own weight.
Use a harness or support mount for anything over 2 kg.

How do I clean and store them?
Wash with warm water and mild soap, dry fully, dust with cornstarch or renew powder,
and store separately so silicone surfaces don’t stick.

How big is “too big”?
If you can’t insert it without strain or need to push hard, it’s too big for now.
Work up gradually, your body will adapt over time.

How long do they last?
With proper care, many users report their toys still look new after 5+ years.
Silicone doesn’t degrade or lose shape.

Are they worth the price?
If you value quality and longevity, yes. They’re heavy, perfectly molded, and built to outlast cheaper brands many times over.

Where are they made?
Every Hankey’s toy is poured, cured, and inspected in California, never outsourced.

1 Do they ship discreetly?
Completely. Plain boxes, no external branding, and minimal packaging inside.

1 Can beginners use Hankey’s?
Yes — as long as they choose the smaller sizes.
Start with the Perfect Penis (Small) or Jack Hunter (Medium, 75 % Soft).

1 What’s the return policy?
Due to hygiene laws, used toys can’t be returned, but customer service is fast and helpful if something arrives damaged.

1 How do I know which size to pick?
Measure your favorite current toy’s widest point and length,
then match the nearest Hankey’s size that’s equal or just above that number.

1 Do they make fantasy toys too?
Yes. The range includes both life casts (real performers) and original fantasy sculpts, all in the same platinum silicone.

Our Take
Most questions boil down to this, buy a size you can handle, care for it properly, and a Hankey’s will outlive your other toys.
They’re premium, safe, and built by people who actually use what they make.

 

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TL;DR — The Short Version

If you’ve read this far, here’s what we’ve learned after testing, researching, and talking to hundreds of real users.

Mr Hankey’s Toys are the real deal.
They’re hand-poured in the USA using 100% platinum silicone, built to last for years, and trusted by people who know quality.

Size and realism are unmatched.
Whether it’s the balanced Perfect Penis or the monstrous Cutler X, each model delivers a feel and detail no mass-market brand gets close to.

They’re premium — but worth it.
Most owners say once you buy a Hankey’s, you stop buying replacements.
That’s why so many call it their “forever toy.”

Start small and smart.
Measure your current favorite toy and match that size or just above.
75% Soft firmness is the sweet spot for most users.

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Final Word
If you love dildos and care about quality, you owe it to yourself to experience Mr Hankey’s Toys
It’s not hype... it’s craftsmanship.

We’d love to hear your experiences too.
Drop your thoughts, tips, or favorite model below and help the next person find their perfect fit.

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[Puffdaddy316]

Love your products but have never ordered one, partly because of the expense, but I can get over that.

You guys ever do the equivalent of a “trunk show?”