How to say "Suck my dick" in 75 languages:
Spanish: Chupame la pija
French: Suce ma bite
Hindi: Mera lund choos
German: Blas mir einen
Portuguese: Chupe meu pau
Italian: Fammi un bocchino
Russian: Pasasee mayu peesku
Afrikaans: Suig my piel
Hebrew: Mtsots li ta'zain
Arabic: Mos zibbi
Chinese: Ha wo deh bang
Japanese: Oreno chinko swe
Korean: Ko-chu-pal-uh
Urdu: Lund lai mera
Nepali: Mero lado choos
Latin: Mihi irruma
Greek: Paremu ena tsibuki
Albanian: Hakh e lepi karin tim
Armenian: Lezee Poopooles
Assyrian: Moos errie
Asturian: Zucame la xurra
Bengali: Amjar nunu chosh
Berber: T dithid
Bosnian: Sisaj mi karu
Bulgarian: Lapai mi huia, duhai mi
Burmese: Nga Lee Soat
Catalan: Leepa-me-la
Chabacano: Chupa pututuy
Cantonese: Haam Laan
Hakka: Choon Nga LIn
Croatian: Pepusi mi kuroe
Cypriot: Trava mjou pippa
Danish: Sut min pik
Dari: Bemak
Irish Gaelic: Diul mo bhad
Scottish Gaelic: Sugh mo bhod
Haitian Creole: Niche grenn mwen
Hawaiian: Honi Ko'u ule
Hungarian: Kapd be a faszomat
Ilocano: Su humem daytoy butok
Indonesian: Sepong kontol gue
Kannada: Nan tunne cheepu
Kazakh: Tasagimdi sorshi
Khmer; Beam kadaw yuom
Latvian: Atsulukaa man
Lithuanian: Chiulpk bybi
Luxembourgish: Bloos mer een
Macedonian: Da migo pushish kaleshio
Maltese: Trid terdali zobbi
Mauritian Creole: Sus mo kok
Mongolian: Booveig min khoh
Norwegian: Sug meg
Pashto: Daga mera wazbaisha
Farsi: Kiram tu dahanet
Polish: Zjedz moj chuj
Punjabi: Mera lund choong
Romanian: Manca-mi-aipula
Serbian: Popusis mi kurac krasni
Shona: Punyu paku
Sinhala: Katata ganin
Slovak: Vuhul' mi chuj
Slovenian: Polzi mi ga
Somali: Guska Mecheke
Surinamese: Soigie mie baanaa
Swahili: Nyonya Boe
Swedish: Sug min kuk
Tagalog: Tsupain mo titi ko
Tajik: Kerama Khor
Tamil: En poola chappu
Telugu: Naa madda cheeku
Tetum: Susu hau nia lasan
Thai: Orn kuay
Tibetan: Likpasaa
Tongan: Kai laho
Turkish: Chukumu yala
Ukrainian: Vidsmokchy mij khuj
Uzbek: Kutagimny ye
Spanish: Chupame la pija
French: Suce ma bite
Hindi: Mera lund choos
German: Blas mir einen
Portuguese: Chupe meu pau
Italian: Fammi un bocchino
Russian: Pasasee mayu peesku
Afrikaans: Suig my piel
Hebrew: Mtsots li ta'zain
Arabic: Mos zibbi
Chinese: Ha wo deh bang
Japanese: Oreno chinko swe
Korean: Ko-chu-pal-uh
Urdu: Lund lai mera
Nepali: Mero lado choos
Latin: Mihi irruma
Greek: Paremu ena tsibuki
Albanian: Hakh e lepi karin tim
Armenian: Lezee Poopooles
Assyrian: Moos errie
Asturian: Zucame la xurra
Bengali: Amjar nunu chosh
Berber: T dithid
Bosnian: Sisaj mi karu
Bulgarian: Lapai mi huia, duhai mi
Burmese: Nga Lee Soat
Catalan: Leepa-me-la
Chabacano: Chupa pututuy
Cantonese: Haam Laan
Hakka: Choon Nga LIn
Croatian: Pepusi mi kuroe
Cypriot: Trava mjou pippa
Danish: Sut min pik
Dari: Bemak
Irish Gaelic: Diul mo bhad
Scottish Gaelic: Sugh mo bhod
Haitian Creole: Niche grenn mwen
Hawaiian: Honi Ko'u ule
Hungarian: Kapd be a faszomat
Ilocano: Su humem daytoy butok
Indonesian: Sepong kontol gue
Kannada: Nan tunne cheepu
Kazakh: Tasagimdi sorshi
Khmer; Beam kadaw yuom
Latvian: Atsulukaa man
Lithuanian: Chiulpk bybi
Luxembourgish: Bloos mer een
Macedonian: Da migo pushish kaleshio
Maltese: Trid terdali zobbi
Mauritian Creole: Sus mo kok
Mongolian: Booveig min khoh
Norwegian: Sug meg
Pashto: Daga mera wazbaisha
Farsi: Kiram tu dahanet
Polish: Zjedz moj chuj
Punjabi: Mera lund choong
Romanian: Manca-mi-aipula
Serbian: Popusis mi kurac krasni
Shona: Punyu paku
Sinhala: Katata ganin
Slovak: Vuhul' mi chuj
Slovenian: Polzi mi ga
Somali: Guska Mecheke
Surinamese: Soigie mie baanaa
Swahili: Nyonya Boe
Swedish: Sug min kuk
Tagalog: Tsupain mo titi ko
Tajik: Kerama Khor
Tamil: En poola chappu
Telugu: Naa madda cheeku
Tetum: Susu hau nia lasan
Thai: Orn kuay
Tibetan: Likpasaa
Tongan: Kai laho
Turkish: Chukumu yala
Ukrainian: Vidsmokchy mij khuj
Uzbek: Kutagimny ye
