mum saw pics!!!!!!

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This is the definition of the difference between tragedy and comedy. Tragedy is if it happened to me. Comedy is that it happened to you. Sorry don't mean to laugh but it is funny. Though I also feel your pain.

nah i dont blame you iv laughed at similar stories....never thought itd happen to me tho....well i guess iv learnt a lesson ill be more secure with my pics from now lol....at least it wasnt the gran or sum1 worse that saw it lol....that'd be leave home forever level of embarrasment lol
 

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This is the definition of the difference between tragedy and comedy. Tragedy is if it happened to me. Comedy is that it happened to you. Sorry don't mean to laugh but it is funny. Though I also feel your pain.

:lmao:

So true!
 

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Everyone's mother has seen their son's penis

Ah, you beat me to it (lol) - she's seen it before, so just avoid her for a while as you yourself suggested, and then carry on as normal.

(and you should be proud of that cock too :smile: )
 

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i was in the process of deletin em....just got a new camera yesterday....but i was deleting some normals n i saw a pic of my dog thatd cheer my mum up....stupid idea cos she asked to see a few more...i didnt think itd got round to the cock pics yet but obvo i wa wrong....i know it was stupid i feel rite embarrased now:frown1:

awwww, bless your heart. I mean, bud... what are you really going to do? It's your Mum. It's unfortunate, and embarrassing, but in a few days...okay, weeks...okay, months...do you have a good therapist? I'm just kidding. It'll be forgotten. You're a grown man- she saw your erect penis, it could have been worse. I mean, what if she would have walked in on your beating your dick to gay porn just as you were about to pop?! That would be far worse. Remember, it can always be worse!
 

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Everyone's mother has seen their son's penis. Not just when they're kids either.

Not everyone. The last time I was undressed in front of my mother I was about 12 at a doctor's appointment. Since I have been an adult I have always had my own place so fortunately that has never happened to me.

To the original poster, everyone's advice has been pretty much spot on in this case. No need to make the situation bigger than what it is. With some time it will all blow over. I feel for you though I can imagine how awkward the moment must've been.
 

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I had something similar happen TWICE with a guy at work who was responsible for the computer network. He would get on my computer to fix something and sure enough I had left a window open with some kind of dick or whatever. After the second time, I learned to restart my computer before letting him work on it.

He was hot, too, I wish he would have realized that I am not 100% str8...
 

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Don't sweat it too much. You don't say how old you are but all guys do it and she probably knows it is just part of a guy's curiousity and feeling a bit randy. Wait a little while and like others have said just bring up some unrelated topic to chat about.
 

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I had something similar happen TWICE with a guy at work who was responsible for the computer network. He would get on my computer to fix something and sure enough I had left a window open with some kind of dick or whatever. After the second time, I learned to restart my computer before letting him work on it.

He was hot, too, I wish he would have realized that I am not 100% str8...

I'm sure that he realized you aren't straight after he saw penis photos on your computer.
 

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I'm sure that he realized you aren't straight after he saw penis photos on your computer.

A friend of mine thought I was bi when they found a video of a guy jerking off. Of course, I couldn't explain the 99% Straight, 1% Gay theory to him. :redface:
 

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holy crap apparently i forgot to delete the pics iv uploaded from my cam....was just showin her sum nice piccys of the dog and out of nowhere my dick pops up:eek:....im absolutely mortified cant face seein her for a while....what do i do please help lol

I would say follow her lead on this. Chances are she will say zero about it. Unfortunately for my kid, I'm the kind of mother to say, "Please be mindful of what's on your camera and who you show it to. It could have been worse, what if I was your boss?" :tongue:
 

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well this IS your mom, she did bath and wipe you as a child- so its not like she has not seen everything you have so to speak...and as she got pregnant at least once she knows what one looks like...

let it pass.... time heals, moms love and forget... and they HAVE heard of this 'internet' thing...

....and be thankful it was 'only' pics of your dick...now if it had been of you getting fucked, fucking or pics of you and a sheep...THAT would have been even...worserer...
 

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Omg, I would die! xD That's so embarrasing! It'll probably blow over pretty quick, but still, I can really understand why you feel like you do, I'd just.. I don't even know what I would do, gah! :p Oh, the comfort of your own living quarters has never felt better. ;P

Make sure you won't be having hot dogs or something the like for dinner today. :tongue:

In a couple of days her 'mah jong' friends are gonna start hittin on ya

Ow, terrible, haha.. :tongue:

I had something similar happen TWICE with a guy at work who was responsible for the computer network. He would get on my computer to fix something and sure enough I had left a window open with some kind of dick or whatever. After the second time, I learned to restart my computer before letting him work on it.

He was hot, too, I wish he would have realized that I am not 100% str8...

Wow, dick pictures on your working computer.. :eek:

Sure does put an evil twist on the phrase "pics or it didn't happen." :p

:lmao:
 

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holy crap apparently i forgot to delete the pics iv uploaded from my cam....was just showin her sum nice piccys of the dog and out of nowhere my dick pops up:eek:....im absolutely mortified cant face seein her for a while....what do i do please help lol


At least you didn't take the photo of you sitting on her sofa in the Living Room :11: :nono:eek:r in the Kitchen!!!!!
 

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You're an adult and I don't think you have anything to be ashamed of. You make your own life decisions, and she should understand that you are proud of who you are. Regardless of your intent to show that picture of a man or a woman, or what she does/does not know about your personal life... doesn't matter at all...

If she says something, either say "It's none of your business" or decide to be open and say "yep it was mine and I was showing it off." More than likely she'll be impressed by your boldness and openness. Guaranteed that it's not anything she hasn't seen before.
(Obviously she hasn't seen yours!) but it's just the body.

Don't get psyched about it. You hold the power unless you choose to give it away.
 
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