mum saw pics!!!!!!

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....what do i do please help lol

Just think of thes stories and laugh:

1) my former boss's secretary told me that she had found all the time a lot of windows of naked women open on his computer

2) my former boss once had to give a lecture and I helped him with his laptop and - just before he switched to projection - a naked woman spread eagle popped up on the screen; he said "what's that? nowadays you are no longer safe with all this crap they send you over the internet..."

3) once I fell asleep in the living room in front of the running TV; after midnight the sender started showing porn; my daughter came home while I was asleep in front of porn; she said "Dad, what are you looking at?"

4) I once went to the finances department; the clerk was looking at naked women on the computer screen; I rang the bell and he very slowly shut down all the pictures and eventually helped me.

Conclusion: shit happens... Your mother can only be proud of your endowment!
 

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At least the bright side of this story is that you'll forever be a martyr for all the rest of us with cock pics on our computer. In your memory, we'll never let this happen to us and never forget your sacrifice.
 

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why people get so mortified or embarrassed over their "privates" is contingent on the culture they were raised in. And cultural beliefs are its way of dealing with the unknown of death.
Maybe if you grew up in some remote village of the amazon, walking around with your tally-whacker hangin out wouldn't be a big thing.
It's all in your perspective.
Your mum dealt with it for your first 3 years.
I guess you might just be thankful she didn't walk in just as you were bustin a nut.