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JackedMuscle: Two guys in L.A., looking for others like us... One has massive muscle and the other is lean and MASSIVELY HUNG. Hung guy measures 14 x 9 and is Not a pumper, it is all Natural..Muscle guy is 5'11" and 225 lbs of muscle with 48" Chest and 18.5" gunz and shoots a MASSIVELY FREAKY LOAD, it can cover an entire Dinner Plate with just one Load. Any guys out there into MUSCLE and HUGELY HUNG and into other HUGE HUNG guys, contact us... Email is Hugemuscle4huge@aol.com
 

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Not really offended. Just noting something. Still, it sums up just about everything worthy of flaming, eh?
 

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Jonb, you summed it up for them there, bro. ;)

Now, I know this is going to sound redundant, but I 'm the kinda guy who likes to see something a little more concrete and tangible--- like a pic. So, Jackedmuscle, How's about it; you got any? ???

It's all well and good, you know, if you want to say that's what you guys have, but please! Provide us with something more than a lengthy post.
 
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mindseye: Even more than a pic, I'd like to know what got into this guy's head to make him wonder, "Hmm, a dinner plate -- I think I'll try that."

Personally, wide and shallow just ain't what I'd look for in a jizz-rag.

;)
 

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[quote author=Almost4Inches link=board=youth;num=1075744647;start=0#11 date=02/04/04 at 06:07:24]14x9 and 18x5 huh? Please, post not.[/quote]

Hung ? :-/

(In european centimeters this is nothing )
 
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Thumper_10x7_CA: LMAO jonb! Where can I get me a copy of that form?? There are a few discussion boards I know I could use it on! (non-sex boards) :D
 
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JackedMuscle: Bro's the message I posted is in INCHES not CM's... I NEVER said anything about Cm's... I am in the USA so only put things in INCHES..as for pics, not sure how to post a pic on this site, but if anyone has anything close to mine, I provided my email address and will be more than happy to PROVE Via a Returned picture once one is sent to me. I am Very serious about the COCK and LOAD size.. I have the pics to PROVE IT ALL!!!!
 
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Javierdude22: Funny how some people only read the posts they want to read...try reading the second post dude...
 

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[quote author=JackedMuscle link=board=youth;num=1075744647;start=0#16 date=02/08/04 at 09:22:05]I am Very serious about the COCK and LOAD size..   I have the pics to PROVE IT ALL!!!![/quote]

In this age of expert Photoshoppers and morph-masters, photographic 'proof' is no proof at all. A friend of mine worked on photo of me for shits and giggles. In the finished product, my cock dangles down to somewhere between my knee and my ankle. He did a very convincing job ... even got the shadow right. Does this prove that I'm really swinging an 18" flaccid schlong? Not at all. The proof is when I whip it out in the flesh, not in front of a camera.
 

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[quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=youth;num=1075744647;start=0#18 date=02/12/04 at 16:24:04]In this age of expert Photoshoppers and morph-masters, photographic 'proof' is no proof at all. A friend of mine worked on photo of me for shits and giggles. In the finished product, my cock dangles down to somewhere between my knee and my ankle. He did a very convincing job ... even got the shadow right. Does this prove that I'm really swinging an 18" flaccid schlong? Not at all. The proof is when I whip it out in the flesh, not in front of a camera.[/quote]
They do a lot of that in the modeling industry too: That's why so many models have such long legs.

Porn in general is faked. Look at the female ejaculation ads on this very forum.