Mushroom Shaped Cock-Heads

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  1. B_cricketsliar

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    Have any fellow lpsg members experienced sexual diffuculties as a result of the shape or size of their Cock-Head?
     
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    One of my friends once blew a guy with a mushroom head. The cum tasted purple.
     
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    What does "purple" taste like? Is it similar to green?
     
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    What does "purple" taste like? Is it similar to green?
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    More of an orange-like.
     
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    Chicken?
     
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    Wait...aren't cock heads supposed to be mushroom shaped?
     
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    That's what I was assuming too.....actually, yeah they are. We're right.
     
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    This thread is ridiculous but its cracking me up ;)
     
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    What kind of idiocy is this anyways? Isn't by what we know from our anatomy and sex ed classes tell you that virtually all penis heads are to some degree mushroom shaped?
     
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    Dickheads have variations in shape and size, of course. Some are more mushroom-like than others ... I've seen some that don't really resemble a mushroom at all. Some are REALLY big, a mouthful and more, and some are tiny. I've also seen a few so eye-poppingly large that they could potentially be a problem for some partners. Gosh, I don't think this thread is any dumber than half of the other stuff that gets talked about around here. For some of us, dickheads are REALLY interesting! :popcorn:
     
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    It's idiotic to assume that everyone, every single human Male has the same shaped penis head. Some males may have an variation of the Mushroom head which is abnormally wide, or has an extremely overhanging hood in relation to the shaft portion of the penis. Other men, may have a mis-shapened Cock head, as a reusult of a bad circumsion, or birth defect.
     
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    What does "purple" taste like? Is it similar to green?
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    I'm surprised no one got my thinly-veiled drug reference.
     
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    I'm surprised no one got my thinly-veiled drug reference.
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    A thousand apologizes your Highness.
     
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    Yes.
    Some of us have a relatively large glans and the corona you've described.

    No, I haven't had much difficulty, if I performed properly.
    Compliments and interest, yes.
    Fellatio, on the other hand...
    mut be modified if she's going to satisfy.
     
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    Well, the other option was a Nintendo joke.

    I like this shirt, because in the off chance a woman will ever wear a Nintendo shirt, I can say "It's not sexual harassment, babe. I just had to make sure I knew my mushrooms."
     
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    wooo ha ha
     
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    No, but there have been times when my Cock-Head has been used rather than the one on my shoulders.

    Luke
     
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    I would guess most do not "thumb" their corona over her clitoris with short,
    fat penetrations, nor do we position ourselves from the rear so the underside ridges rub directly alongside it either.
    A clitoris is very sensitive.