Music for men with large penises: A compilation in P Major

jeff black

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Alright everyone,

In an attempt for me to become more cultured and musically versed, I want people to post songs that they really enjoy. They can be ANY genre of music, and my only condition is that they have to be the BEST songs in the participants personal opinion.

Best of luck,
Jeff
Thanks for the great title Alex8 and Pecker!!:biggrin1:
 

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Henry Purcell's Concerto for Clitoris and Tongue
Pachelbel's Canon, Opus 9"x6"
J. S. Bach's Air on a G Spot
Elgar's Variation IX, "The Rod," from Smegma Variations

j/k jeff - I know you're being serious.

Summertime - From Porgy & Bess - Leontyne Price
Ave Maria - Franz Schubert - Leontyne Price
Yesterday - The Beatles
Blackbird - The Beatles
Starry, Starry Night - Don McLean
American Pie - Don McLean
 

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davinci's notebook

enormous penis

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way

(whistling)

(ad lib solo)

PE-E-NIS

(end ad lib solo)

Everybody
I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is going' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaay
yummmm

not the greatest song, but it's hilarious.
 

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Gee where to start ,again.

The Doors - the Hyacinth House
Jimi hendrix - Third Stone From the Sun
Handle's Messiah
Bethoven's 9th symphany (Ode To Joy )
Johnny Cash - walk the line, Hurt
MotorHead - Ace of Spades
Ramstien - Der Meister
Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire ( lol)

I could go on but.....
 

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Hardcore, Screamo

It Dies Today
Still Remains
UnderOath
Alexisonfire
The Acacia Strain
Fear Before the March of Flames
A Static Lullaby
Comeback Kid
Atreyu
Norma Jean
The Chariot

many more bands to name.
 

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this month it's been

Muse - Hysteria

Death Cab For Cutie - Soul and Body

lots of The Killers

Kate Bush - This Woman's Work

Rush - Cygnus X-1 Book 2 (Hemispheres)

The Mars Volta - L'via L'viaquez

Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand (all of Presence, really)
 

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To make is short I would recommend listening to compilations of:

Debussy, Ravel, Poulenc,Faure, Satie,Rimsky-Korsakov,Rachmaninoff, Mozart, Chopin,Beethoven,Brahms, Grieg.That should have you listening for a while.

Naughty
 

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You know I'm an eclectic little bunny, Jeff :rolleyes:

I'll shorthand my love of classical and contemporary Arab music into --- anything by Mrad Wajdi:
http://www.maqam.com/cgi-bin/cdtest.cgi?category1=MradWajdi

Otherwise:

Millie Jackson's soul epic Caught Up:
http://www.mp3.com/albums/8260/reviews.html

Jeff Buckley's emotionally-charged vocals-centred album Grace:
http://www.jeffbuckley.com/album.asp?SecID=2

North London rapper Just Jack's debut album The Outer Marker:
http://music.download.com/justjack/3600-8522_32-100359106.html

...and British-born chanteuse Jane Birkin's unique fusion of French and North African rhythms, Arabesque:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/music/features/jane-birkin.shtml

Tsk, what a links-whore I am. :cool:
 

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circumstances said:
this month it's been

Muse - Hysteria

Death Cab For Cutie - Soul and Body

lots of The Killers

Kate Bush - This Woman's Work

Rush - Cygnus X-1 Book 2 (Hemispheres)

The Mars Volta - L'via L'viaquez

Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand (all of Presence, really)


I rarely do this, but ditto. This is an amazing list.
 
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I can't believe noone got the obvious:
Nine Inch Nails - Big man wit a gun.
 

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Circumstances, I've loved Kate Bush for years, but my partner can't stand her voice, so I have to listen to those CDs when he's not home.

I grew up listening to rock and big band music, was classically trained, and even since then have expanded my musical horizons, so I don't know if I could even start a list of favorites.

Our CD collection was getting out of hand, so we decided to get a "jukebox" player. I tried to convince him to go for the 400 disc model, but he insisted on getting the 300. I filled it up before getting them all off the shelf, so we went back and bought another one, the 400 this time. It's full, too, and we still have leftovers. I estimate our collection has around 850 discs (give or take a few), and is still growing.
 

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I'm probably the only person in the world who feels this way (seems like everyone else gives the nod to Billie Holiday), but I think Nina Simone's interpretation of Strange Fruit is the most hauntingly moving song I've ever heard.