My Anti-fake tan rant

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by TomCat84, Jul 24, 2011.

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    Please, men, for the love of God- your orange-ish deep, unnatural tan (to say nothing of your plucked to death eyebrows) is NOT attractive! Nor are your totally shaven chicken legs, or your disproportionately huge upper body. I would rather you be as pale as a ghost then look like some Jersey Shore wannabe! ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:soapbox:
     
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    Men tend to over do it.
    I know what you mean.
     
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    Excuse me, you owe me a new computer. My brains just exploded all over it.
     
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    I take it you're not a fan of the Jersey Shore look?
     
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    That blog is fucking hilarious.
     
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    Mine is a natural farmers tan, and I even have racing stripes from my glasses.
     

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    TomCat84 i totally absolutely 100% agree! especially the chicken legs vs overdeloped upper torso
     
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    The advantage of living in the northwest part of the USA is that pale is the norm since we don't have much sun usually. So I avoid skin cancer and the spray-on stuff.
     
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