My ass is smarter than congress!

[Pitbull]

An attempt to have a little fun,
a little creative,
with perhaps a serious undertone.

Please post only to fill in the blank.
(Put all other political rantings elsewhere, please)


My ass is smarter than congress _________________________.

I'll start.

My ass is smarter than congress
because it knows how to eliminate waste.

 

[Flashy]

My ass is smarter than congress because it is cheekier.

 

[B_starinvestor]

My ass is smarter than congress because

1. Nancy Pelosi isn't the Speaker of my ass.
2. My ass doesn't have a Democratic majority
3. My ass discharges waste; Congress creates it.

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

You cons better just slather up your asses good and greasy with KY or crisco or Best Food's mayonaise -- cause this democratic congress is gonna pound your little butts royally for what you put us through under GW Bush.

Instant karma's gonna git ya.

 

[B_starinvestor]

You cons better just slather up your asses good and greasy with KY or crisco or Best Food's mayonaise -- cause this democratic congress is gonna pound your little butts royally for what you put us through under GW Bush.

Instant karma's gonna git ya.

Don't worry, I've been grabbing my ankles since January 20th.

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

Rite-Aid has ointment for your rectal bleeding.

 

[Pitbull]

Rite-Aid has ointment for your rectal bleeding.

Preparation D
For that rectal pain caused by a democratic majority :biggrin1:

And Willtom - you forgot to fill in the blank