My ass is smarter than congress!

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  1. Pitbull

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    An attempt to have a little fun,
    a little creative,
    with perhaps a serious undertone.

    Please post only to fill in the blank.
    (Put all other political rantings elsewhere, please)


    My ass is smarter than congress _________________________.

    I'll start.

    My ass is smarter than congress
    because it knows how to eliminate waste.
     
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    My ass is smarter than congress because it is cheekier.
     
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    My ass is smarter than congress because

    1. Nancy Pelosi isn't the Speaker of my ass.
    2. My ass doesn't have a Democratic majority
    3. My ass discharges waste; Congress creates it.
     
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    You cons better just slather up your asses good and greasy with KY or crisco or Best Food's mayonaise -- cause this democratic congress is gonna pound your little butts royally for what you put us through under GW Bush.

    Instant karma's gonna git ya.
     
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    Don't worry, I've been grabbing my ankles since January 20th.
     
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    Rite-Aid has ointment for your rectal bleeding.
     
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    Preparation D
    For that rectal pain caused by a democratic majority :biggrin1:

    And Willtom - you forgot to fill in the blank
     
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