My balls.

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    I'm not sure if it's just british weather or If its just me but my balls don't seem to ever hang low unless I have a hot bath or the heatings up high. I'd like them to look abit more relaxed, any suggestions?
     
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    Leather ball stretcher. Stay warm!
     
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    Any warm underwear brands you know? It's Fracking freezing.

    I could get some long Johns.
     
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    The silk longunderwear for skiing. Keeps you toasty and the boys swinging low. It's no springtime walk in the park in NYC right now:biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah but you get to enjoy snow in central park, I get wind, rain and blackpool tower.
     
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    Some guys just don't really hang that much.
     
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    Sorry...sounds like you are having one of those days. Have a good wank and call me in the morning:cool:
     
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    According to Al Gore it'll soon be warm enough that our balls will drag on the ground behind us.
     
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    Yeah We'll probably get a 40 C in London this year, I can let my balls free then.
     
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    I'm not sure I want them quite like that, I bet you always sit on them?
     
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    Not everybody's balls hang low. Try wearing warm underwear. Maybe, flannel briefs if you can find them. Being cold and damp in UK, yours are going to draw up close for warmth and safety. Mine hang low enough in warm weather that I wind up sitting on them. In cold, they draw up close. It may be the temp man.
     
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    The thing is with balls like mine I can do what I like with them - pull 'em up or down or sideways. Sometimes I pull them right back between my legs then sit down so they are poking out the back - great!
    I like the total effect of a large package.

    Franky

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    Lol it's very cold indeed. My testicles got shriveled up yesterday and it was very early (or late considering how you look at it), about 3 AM... and I took a hot shower... the shock from being cold so long to suddenly hot actually hurt... but once my temperature leveled off everything was nice and good. Wear two pears of briefs topped off with some boxers, some shorts, then some jogging pants and then jeans over top... if that doesn't work...
     
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    friggen HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    btw, to get my balls to relax, i usually pour them a fine rosé
     
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