My Beautiful Cervix

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Awww but I was bored! I was pokin.. Lol

If you says so miss dragon. I'll go find me another dead body to poke with a stick. Heh.


Aww sorry Darlin' I really didn't want to spoil your fun..if you wanna poke then by all means poke away.
I think it's comical that the last troll to mouth off on this thread got banned almost straight away!
 

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Awww but I was bored! I was pokin.. Lol

If you says so miss dragon. I'll go find me another dead body to poke with a stick. Heh.

dude! don't waste a good poking on a dead body. throw out that stick.

there are so many soft, warm and inviting places receptive to poking. and better parts to do the poking with.

unless, ya know, that's ya thing :wink::cool::tongue1:
 

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dude! don't waste a good poking on a dead body. throw out that stick.

there are so many soft, warm and inviting places receptive to poking. and better parts to do the poking with.

unless, ya know, that's ya thing :wink::cool::tongue1:


lol! I know! Where do ya think I go on the weekends! Pokin da missus! Heh. Especially frisky weekend this one was...*reminisces in own head*
 

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high-five, ya big stud :biggrin:


*initiates supa slow mo long distance DemolitionMan high five*
Yah, my lady finally de-stressed and back came the libido. And I was there to enjoy it. Made me a happy lil leg humper.

(Me and the missus high five all the time. Were a team. So I'll say Go Team "my last name" and we high five. People look at us funny but fuck em. Were having fun! )
 

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Thanks. That was really neat. I've always found a woman's sex beautiful from the outside, and now I do from the inside as well. It was also great to now understand what else besides the mood of the moment affects the quantity and qualities of a woman's vaginal moisture and how high or low sitting my partner's cervix might be due to ovulation cycles.
 

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he in a huff cuz he has a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey up his ass.

is enough to make anyone snippy.

troux faques.

eta: ya just need to take something to help ya poop. y'll feel heaps better.
then you can take pictures of ya poop.
make an album... me and my poop.
projects are good.
 
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There is nothing beautiful, neither in the literal or the abstract, about a cervix. Feminism is nice, but don't you feel stupid calling a cervix beautiful?

No. Why are you trying to fob off your own insecurities on others?

Lol, i challenge you to expand on that one, missy. Biologically, we are no more inclined to find our intestines beautiful than we are a cervix. Enough with this romanticism bullshit, please.

Your assumption of what I consider your insecurities is incorrect.

Why would I feel stupid calling anything anything? It might make you feel stupid, but maybe you are predisposed to feeling stupid when confronted with female body parts.
 

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Your assumption of what I consider your insecurities is incorrect.

Why would I feel stupid calling anything anything? It might make you feel stupid, but maybe you are predisposed to feeling stupid when confronted with female body parts.

You wouldn't feel stupid about calling a donkey a horse? Saying that you wouldn't feel stupid about being wrong is just categorically nonsensical; it's retarded, to put it politely.

Fyi, I never made any such assumption, so your assumption about my supposed assumption is incorrect. And this has NOTHING to do with being female or male, which, funnily enough, is the essence of my point.

Women on these boards, for sociological reasons i do not understand, are completely committed to laughable levels of pseudo-feminist bullshit, and are obsessed with anti-masculinity. I would absolutely bet my life that if i showed you that video before you knew its contents, you would invariably remark on its repugnance.

Oh, do you mean its abstractly beautiful? In that case, such a description is fluffy, meaningless bullshit. Hey, I could use the word similarly for virtually anything. My foot is beautiful! It allows me to walk, which is an ability for which every person should be deeply and genuinely grateful. No, your cervix is not beautiful. It has no aesthetic value (in fact, quite the opposite), it has no virtue, and no profoundly important function (and, even if it did, it would be silly to use the word "beautiful").

And while i'm ranting, this dance you frequent posters in "women's issues" do is very annoying. No one cares for your bullshit banter, back and forth flirting, and back-patting. We get it, the dozen or so of you like your little community, but, damn, don't be such almighty assholes when people ask something you don't think is a "woman's issue".
 

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You can't tell someone else what to find beautiful.

I would absolutely bet my life that if i showed you that video before you knew its contents, you would invariably remark on its repugnance.

Wait, are you trying to say that had I been shown those pictures without the label 'cervix' that I would not have recognised it as a cervix? I'm a 37 year old woman - do you really think I have gotten this far without knowing what a cervix looks like, without knowing that we can't actually see the entire cervix in these images and that what we are focusing on is the external os? Are you that ignorant of your own body's workings?

No, your cervix is not beautiful. It has no aesthetic value (in fact, quite the opposite), it has no virtue, and no profoundly important function (and, even if it did, it would be silly to use the word "beautiful").

You think the cervix has no function? You really are not qualified to post to this thread.
 
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the man.
the man.
he loved those pics. really loved them.
they gave him serious horn.

he found them beautiful.
i found them gross.
i find cocks ugly too though.

maybe i'll buy him a speculum.
 

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You can't tell someone else what to find beautiful.



Wait, are you trying to say that had I been shown those pictures without the label 'cervix' that I would not have recognised it as a cervix? I'm a 37 year old woman - do you really think I have gotten this far without knowing what a cervix looks like, without knowing that we can't actually see the entire cervix in these images and that what we are focusing on is the external os? Are you that ignorant of your own body's workings?

Um, no. I said if i showed you the video without you knowing it was a cervix. And yes, if i showed you that video, even if you 'knew what a cervix looks like because you're a 37 year-old woman', you would not find it attractive or "beautiful". Unless you're a OBGYN, you woulnd't even know it was a cervix until well into the video, anyway.

Either you mean it's physically attractive, or you that it's some type of emotionally touching. So, the only thing you can claim, obviously, is that it's beautiful philosophically, which is SILLY.



You think the cervix has no function? You really are not qualified to post to this thread.

Ah, a good ol' strawman argument. Nice. No, that's not what I said. I said it has no PROFOUND function. Of course, like any other non-vestigial organ, the cervix has a purpose. As I said before, so does my foot. Calling any organ not biologically developed to be physically attractive, beautiful (ie, non-literally beautiful) is sappy bullshit. And besides, i said previously that whether or not the cervix's functions should be deemed profound is only interesting as far as it goes to show how absurdly sentimental your title is, and not as an essential point to my argument.

I'll stop arguing now, because cherry picking irrelevant details and manufacturing strawmen is clearly the level of debate to which you are confined.