My best friend is like my cock because . . .

[chicagosam]

My best friend is like my cock because . . .

Some ideas:

He's a stand-up guy with a good sensitive head on his shoulders.

Bald head, but highly kissable.

 

[joyboytoy79]

He's slick.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

He's usually a real softie but, push come to shove, he's got real balls.

 

[Gillette]

He's a rock when you need it.

Always willing to spout off on your behalf.

Always points out the hot women/men (preference dependant)



Good one, Rubi

 

[Ethyl]

He rises to the occasion.

 

[chicagosam]

Give him a few strokes and he'll always stand a few inches taller.

 

[STYLYUNG]

You can go back and forth or in or out with him. :wink:

 

[snoozan]

what if your cock IS your best friend?

 

[ledroit]

because he's a big dick! (sorry pal.)

 

[dannymawg]

...because he gets beat on and comes back for more

...and because we go everywhere together :biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Because no matter where you go, you can always count on him coming with you.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Because he does whatever I tell him to do.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

And he's the one friend who really is attached to the hip with me.

 

[jakeatolla]

Because he's tall, very white and had a red head!!!!

 

[fortiesfun]

You never know what'll come out next.

 

[inkubus963]

Because everytime I know I'm screwed, he's there when I escape.

 

[rayray]

He'd rather be jerked off instead of ticked off.

 

[chicagosam]

My best friend is like my dick because every time I take him out for show-and-tell he gets nothing but gasps, admiring glances, and comments like "What a big guy you are," "I can't wait to get my hands on you," "I just want to kiss you on that nice bald head," or "You're so handsome I just want to eat you up."

 

[camper joe]

Because he hangs around with nuts;
because he not scared of being a tight spot,
because he fun to play with,
because he is a HARD worker.

 

[fratpack]

He stands tall and proud.