My best friend is like my cock because . . .

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  1. chicagosam

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    My best friend is like my cock because . . .

    Some ideas:

    He's a stand-up guy with a good sensitive head on his shoulders.

    Bald head, but highly kissable.
     
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    He's slick.
     
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    He's usually a real softie but, push come to shove, he's got real balls.
     
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    He's a rock when you need it.

    Always willing to spout off on your behalf.

    Always points out the hot women/men (preference dependant)



    Good one, Rubi
     
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    He rises to the occasion.
     
  6. chicagosam

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    Give him a few strokes and he'll always stand a few inches taller.
     
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    You can go back and forth or in or out with him. :wink:
     
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    what if your cock IS your best friend?
     
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    because he's a big dick! (sorry pal.)
     
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    ...because he gets beat on and comes back for more

    ...and because we go everywhere together :biggrin1:
     
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    Because no matter where you go, you can always count on him coming with you.
     
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    Because he does whatever I tell him to do.:rolleyes:
     
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    And he's the one friend who really is attached to the hip with me.
     
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    Because he's tall, very white and had a red head!!!!
     
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    You never know what'll come out next.
     
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    Because everytime I know I'm screwed, he's there when I escape.
     
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    He'd rather be jerked off instead of ticked off.
     
  18. chicagosam

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    My best friend is like my dick because every time I take him out for show-and-tell he gets nothing but gasps, admiring glances, and comments like "What a big guy you are," "I can't wait to get my hands on you," "I just want to kiss you on that nice bald head," or "You're so handsome I just want to eat you up."
     
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    Because he hangs around with nuts;
    because he not scared of being a tight spot,
    because he fun to play with,
    because he is a HARD worker.
     
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    He stands tall and proud.
     
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