My best friend is like my cock because . . .

[chrstphrrr]

...he pisses me off.

 

[rob_just_rob]

.... because he used to fuck my ex-girlfriend?

 

[chicagosam]

My best friend is like my cock because . . .because he screws everyone I know!:biggrin1:

 

[DC_DEEP]

um... because white stuff squirts out of the end of his head if I rub him?

 

[Big Dreamer]

Because he always keeps one eye open for me, even while I sleep.

 

[biguy2738]

My cock is like my best friend because

Two heads are always better than one.

His very athletic, he does push ups till he hurls.

 

[biguy2738]

Because he never knows if he's coming or going.

 

[chicagosam]

My best friend is like my cock because . . .because he's such a fuck-up!

 

[chicagosam]

My best friend is like my cock because . . .because he's always poking around in other people's business!

 

[crescendo69]

Because he is such a dog - get it?

 

[deepdick]

Because sometimes he's hard to swallow.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Because he'll go to great lengths to satisfy others as well as himself.

 

[biguy2738]

My dick is like my best friend because...

...he has a mind of his own.

...he always hangs out with me

...he's a rock I can count on

 

[Corius]

He alerts me to what's been going on in my head!

 

[Industrialsize]

Because he lures handsome hot men into my bed

 

[chicagosam]

My best friend is like my cock because . . . sometimes he just sticks his head in a hole and doesn't what the hell he's got into.

 

[earllogjam]

He's a family jewel the others are just nuts.

You can never rub him the wrong way.

He's got a good head on him but he gets full of himself sometimes - especially around other people.

Doesn't like cold water thrown on him. Says it makes him feel small.

 

[biguy2738]

.....he sticks with me through thick and thin.