My big shlong

yeah i know. i meant to originally mention that. it actually starts at my pelvic bone, but it's hard to keep it straight with your off hand, while shooting a DLSR in the other. i'll get a better one up... i was reachin' 9" earlier today along the top curve
 
The second one is more clear. Your stuff is good and extra ordinary. But by the title, I was expecting a big thing.