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Out of curiosity, what would you expect someone with my work out routine to look like? I typically eat approximately between 2000-3000 Calories a day, depending on my activity levels of the day. According to the formulae, my body uses approximately 3000 Calories in a day if I work out, and about 2200 if I do not. Honestly, once I graduate and move into my new apartment, all of this will most likely become much easier to keep track of. School has a habit of complicating everything.


I don't wish to appear rude by being very specific, but you appear to have an exaggerated lumbar lordosis together with a relatively lax abdominal wall...
 

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If ya want to change your body sape, cool. If not , that's cool as well. You are fuckin hot and either me or my guy L would love to play with you :mischievous:

If you do want to change your shape, the weight training, yoga and Pilates would be the way to go. Swimming can help also Iin the keeping the musculature more soft edged)

Anyways, good luck ta ya! *takes mental snapshot of your body for future...use...*

That is an interesting point about swimming. I'll have to look into that. I expect once I start belly-dancing, and possibly pole dancing, my upper body will change...again. I'd like to learn more Parkour, but the time is awkward for me (not to mention the club here is pretty hegemonic, it's quite bothersome).

I think I might have actually made a hiking buddy as well. It's been so long since I've been hiking, I'm really excited about that!

Edit: You sound quite pretty, we should exchange pictures! Personally, I think having wider hips makes for better belly-dancing! That's totally rockin'! I want it to be a tad more toned, but I do like having larger hips.
 
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Out of curiosity, what would you expect someone with my work out routine to look like? I typically eat approximately between 2000-3000 Calories a day, depending on my activity levels of the day. According to the formulae, my body uses approximately 3000 Calories in a day if I work out, and about 2200 if I do not. Honestly, once I graduate and move into my new apartment, all of this will most likely become much easier to keep track of. School has a habit of complicating everything.
I think we tend to run across the fallacy of "I looked like this doing similar, it must be true for ll people.

Which is soooooo not the case!

Oh and i don't now if ya saw my other two posts, as we keep seeming t posts near the same time, lol!

edit: Oh I see ya did see at least the first post! Huzzah! Now I am picturing you hiking...mmmmmmmm:naughty:
 
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I don't wish to appear rude by being very specific, but you appear to have an exaggerated lumbar lordosis together with a relatively lax abdominal wall...

Interesting thought. I never came up positive on the tests for it when I was a kid, but maybe it's different now. I am 1/4 French Canadian though...that lineage tends to have sharper curves on their backs. At least from what I've noticed though.
 

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Parkour is where it's at! Women call the pad of flesh riding your hips 'muffin-top' and think it's a flaw, but that is just fashion. As long as you maintain abdominal strength you will stay beautiful.

Also, you are a beautiful person Helgaleena! May I paint pretty flowers on your arms? They'd match the birds you painted on mine!

I think we tend to run across the fallacy of "I looked like this doing similar, it must be true for ll people.

Which is soooooo not the case!

This is definitely true. People assume so many things about what you can do and if that is good enough based off how you look.

Oh and i don't now if ya saw my other two posts, as we keep seeming t posts near the same time, lol!

edit: Oh I see ya did see at least the first post! Huzzah! Now I am picturing you hiking...mmmmmmmm:naughty:

tehetehe. This guy I hooked up with a number of times had a foot fetish. He once asked if I could over to his place and go hiking with him just to get my feet smelly and sweaty. He liked the smell. The guy had a great cock, it was fun to suck. Also, having your feet serviced feels SO good! So many nerve endings!

We are exchanging posts pretty quickly. IT'S TOTALLY ROCKIN' MAN!!
 

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Hmm... What tests would they be?

You know when you all line up for the gym teacher, and he checks you individually? He has you bend over while facing him keeping your back straight. He then checks your profile. I think he might have done one or two more things, but I forget what really.
 

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Monel isn't remotely odd. He's a highly intelligent gentleman, with well-honed social abilities and a discerning eye for underwear. As judged by an international panel.

I've never talked with him before, so my judgement is based solely on this particular instance. I'm sure my opinion will change over time if we continue to interact.
 

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Monel isn't remotely odd. He's a highly intelligent gentleman, with well-honed social abilities and a discerning eye for underwear. As judged by an international panel.

Z. I bow to you superior knowledge of underwear aesthetics and thank you for your kind words in that regard. As to the rest, I'll happily take your word for it. :)
 

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Monel isn't remotely odd. He's a highly intelligent gentleman, with well-honed social abilities and a discerning eye for underwear. As judged by an international panel.
This is a bold face lie. Monel is really an international spy and rouge geneticist. He is in league with Zyz (him self an angry scientist of the genetic bent as well as being completely off his nut). They plan to cause people to reproduce by asexual budding as well as the standard sexual method they do now, while controlling their minds with special neural tapping underwear.

Need proof of this plan? Zyz let parts of it slip elsewhere:

You've all got it horribly wrong. Straight guys don't exist, even if we think we do. We've all been brainwashed into thinking this breeding programme is 'normal', whereas we should all be replicating by budding, as homosexual men and some yeasts do.

That's why properly gay guys have massive dongs that continue to grow after puberty has ended... One day they wake up to find their penis has separated and is a person in its own right. & where the enormous cock used to be, there's a hole. So gay guys turn into straight women & are used in the breeding programme.

Guys who were brainwashed into thinking they were straight, but who remain virgins also replicate by budding, but as they thought they were attracted to women beforehand, they become lesbians.

It's all so ridiculously simple... Why can't you all see it?!

He posits it as what is but he is just trying to prepare us for what will be...

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 

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This is a bold face lie. Monel is really an international spy and rouge geneticist. He is in league with Zyz (him self an angry scientist of the genetic bent as well as being completely off his nut). They plan to cause people to reproduce by asexual budding as well as the standard sexual method they do now, while controlling their minds with special neural tapping underwear.

Confound you, Nicodemous! But you'll never stop us. AAAAhaahaahaahaa!

*exit scene on maniacal laugh*
 
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You definitely need to go to the gym... being honest you´re body is extremely unattractive... and don´t get fooled by anyone who tells you the opposite! It´s probably someone with an unattractive body as well or someone who has a fat fetish. You seriously need to lose weight, not only to look better but for health reasons above all. You would also do yourself a big favor if you would trim your armpits because that´s a lot of hair over there, and scrub your skin, especially your butt to get rid of those pimples, and apply some moisturize everyday. And you say you work out 5 to 6 times a week... well if you do (which I don´t fucking believe for a second) you´re not doing it properly. Get a personal trainer for a couple of weeks to teach you how to do it. If you would work your ass off 5 to 6 times a week for three months, your body would be very very different, regardless of what you eat! And running by the way, is one of the best exercises to lose belly fat... anyone who runs frequently knows that it works wonders for abs. You´re huge belly is the biggest proof that you don´t run 5 to 6 times a week. Get a life mate and stop insulting our intelligence!
 
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This is a bold face lie. Monel is really an international spy and rouge geneticist. He is in league with Zyz (him self an angry scientist of the genetic bent as well as being completely off his nut). They plan to cause people to reproduce by asexual budding as well as the standard sexual method they do now, while controlling their minds with special neural tapping underwear.

Need proof of this plan? Zyz let parts of it slip elsewhere:

He posits it as what is but he is just trying to prepare us for what will be...

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


There's no reason to be bitter, just because you weren't eligible for the try outs with Hand_Solo, & didn't get through to the interview round for the position of evil henchman. Like I said, you just need a bit more experience & when you've spent, say a year or two as a far east despot, we'd be very happy to see you again.

You'll just have to hope that if Monel is on the panel, he wasn't offended by you calling him a 'rouge' geneticist. By that, did you mean a foppish communist, or that he wears ladies makeup?


We're always looking. Could you please outline your qualifications and any previous experience as an evil henchman?

Thanks.


As I'm currently plotting to take over the world, I have little time to be bored. Obviously, I can't tell you too much about this, because I've put an awful lot of work in already & it would be a terrible thing if some dastardly fiend stole my plan. Needless to say, lpsg plays a pivotal role in this, mainly because of the astrophysics expertise available here. Those of you aware of the use of Red Matter in Star Trek, to implode stars & generate a black hole, may be surprised to learn that this is actually fiction! However, where Red Matter fails, Hand_Solo succeeds & is therefore the perfect weapon for world domination. Unfortunately, a woman has to be completely split in half by Hand_Solo in order to demonstrate his awesome destructive capacity, & we will be holding interviews for this post on Saturday 24th March. No experience required. All we're looking for is enthusiasm, reasonably good looks, and a careless disregard for your continued existence. Please note that this is a one time only contract. Payment will be made in the form of 77 excessively hung men dedicated to your pleasure in an all inclusive paradise. If you think you have what we're looking for, please apply below, or PM me your CV. Although this is likely to be a highly sought after position, no bottomists, please, as there appears to be a quantum anomaly which can lead to unpredictable black hole formation around Uranus.

When I do get a bit of spare time, I enjoy reading, climbing, renaissance and baroque music, fine wines and artisanal ales, making small animals out of clay and crochet. I also collect cats, mostly belonging to other people. I have almost 23,700 in my collection now. This, of course, is an interest I developed in honour of Blofeld, as every evil mastermind needs a pussy for dramatic effect.
 

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Look at this guy's avatar. Now that is what a well-exercised ass should look like!

(@jpdab1: assuming it's you, why have you not posted pictures?)

You definitely need to go to the gym... being honest you´re body is extremely unattractive... and don´t get fooled by anyone who tells you the opposite! It´s probably someone with an unattractive body as well or someone who has a fat fetish. You seriously need to lose weight, not only to look better but for health reasons above all. You would also do yourself a big favor if you would trim your armpits because that´s a lot of hair over there, and scrub your skin, especially your butt to get rid of those pimples, and apply some moisturize everyday. And you say you work out 5 to 6 times a week... well if you do (which I don´t fucking believe for a second) you´re not doing it properly. Get a personal trainer for a couple of weeks to teach you how to do it. If you would work your ass off 5 to 6 times a week for three months, your body would be very very different, regardless of what you eat! And running by the way, is one of the best exercises to lose belly fat... anyone who runs frequently knows that it works wonders for abs. You´re huge belly is the biggest proof that you don´t run 5 to 6 times a week. Get a life mate and stop insulting our intelligence!
 

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Confound you, Nicodemous! But you'll never stop us. AAAAhaahaahaahaa!

*exit scene on maniacal laugh*
Whose stopping you? LOL! As long as your evil plans don fuck up my evil plans...lol
There's no reason to be bitter, just because you weren't eligible for the try outs with Hand_Solo, & didn't get through to the interview round for the position of evil henchman. Like I said, you just need a bit more experience & when you've spent, say a year or two as a far east despot, we'd be very happy to see you again.

You'll just have to hope that if Monel is on the panel, he wasn't offended by you calling him a 'rouge' geneticist. By that, did you mean a foppish communist, or that he wears ladies makeup?
I was saying he uses rouge with a mind control agent in it, well not on himself, but he gives out samples, with the stylish underwear...
Look at this guy's avatar. Now that is what a well-exercised ass should look like!

(@jpdab1: assuming it's you, why have you not posted pictures?)

I found that suspicious as well...
You definitely need to go to the gym... being honest you´re body is extremely unattractive... and don´t get fooled by anyone who tells you the opposite! It´s probably someone with an unattractive body as well or someone who has a fat fetish. You seriously need to lose weight, not only to look better but for health reasons above all. You would also do yourself a big favor if you would trim your armpits because that´s a lot of hair over there, and scrub your skin, especially your butt to get rid of those pimples, and apply some moisturize everyday. And you say you work out 5 to 6 times a week... well if you do (which I don´t fucking believe for a second) you´re not doing it properly. Get a personal trainer for a couple of weeks to teach you how to do it. If you would work your ass off 5 to 6 times a week for three months, your body would be very very different, regardless of what you eat! And running by the way, is one of the best exercises to lose belly fat... anyone who runs frequently knows that it works wonders for abs. You´re huge belly is the biggest proof that you don´t run 5 to 6 times a week. Get a life mate and stop insulting our intelligence!
wow..you are the world's biggest freestanding douche!

All of this form someone with ZERO pics and an avatar that we don't know if it is really him! AMAZING!

Seriously you are a judgmental asswipe.

Kindly Fuck Off.:biggrin1: