My body is weird...

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You have 'kleinfelters' syndrome....

uuuuummmm...no. This is just so wrong...I mean...holy CRAP it's wrong


This is a bold face lie. Monel is really an international spy and rouge geneticist. He is in league with Zyz (him self an angry scientist of the genetic bent as well as being completely off his nut). They plan to cause people to reproduce by asexual budding as well as the standard sexual method they do now, while controlling their minds with special neural tapping underwear.

Need proof of this plan? Zyz let parts of it slip elsewhere:

He posits it as what is but he is just trying to prepare us for what will be...

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LMFAO omg Nico, you are too funny
 

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You definitely need to go to the gym... being honest you´re body is extremely unattractive... and don´t get fooled by anyone who tells you the opposite! It´s probably someone with an unattractive body as well or someone who has a fat fetish. You seriously need to lose weight, not only to look better but for health reasons above all. You would also do yourself a big favor if you would trim your armpits because that´s a lot of hair over there, and scrub your skin, especially your butt to get rid of those pimples, and apply some moisturize everyday. And you say you work out 5 to 6 times a week... well if you do (which I don´t fucking believe for a second) you´re not doing it properly. Get a personal trainer for a couple of weeks to teach you how to do it. If you would work your ass off 5 to 6 times a week for three months, your body would be very very different, regardless of what you eat! And running by the way, is one of the best exercises to lose belly fat... anyone who runs frequently knows that it works wonders for abs. You´re huge belly is the biggest proof that you don´t run 5 to 6 times a week. Get a life mate and stop insulting our intelligence!

I'm really not understanding this "You do not fit the mold and therefore are not worth shit" philosophy thing that seems to be going on here (between you, and others). No, I am NOT in Olympic shape, but I am sure as hell not fat and disgusting either. Yea, I do work out regularly, and yea, my body looks different. That does not give you the right to treat me like absolute crap. I mean who the hell are YOU, my stylist?

The reason I started the thread was to discuss my odd frame, which seems to favor fairly wide hips (bones, muscles, fat, and all). My center of gravity is also low for a guy, about 55%. Probably due to my hips, and thick lower body (of muscle bitch). I'm not built like Arnold Schwarzenegger thank you very much. That shit is gross.

Also, I fucking love my armpits. You will never have such an awesome quality. WOOT!!
 

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I'm really not understanding this "You do not fit the mold and therefore are not worth shit" philosophy thing that seems to be going on here (between you, and others). No, I am NOT in Olympic shape, but I am sure as hell not fat and disgusting either. Yea, I do work out regularly, and yea, my body looks different. That does not give you the right to treat me like absolute crap. I mean who the hell are YOU, my stylist?

The reason I started the thread was to discuss my odd frame, which seems to favor fairly wide hips (bones, muscles, fat, and all). My center of gravity is also low for a guy, about 55%. Probably due to my hips, and thick lower body (of muscle bitch). I'm not built like Arnold Schwarzenegger thank you very much. That shit is gross.

Also, I fucking love my armpits. You will never have such an awesome quality. WOOT!!

^QFT

Seriously the magnitude of douchebaggedry around here astounds me at times.

And his thing about your pits? Fuck him! I LOVE your pits! I would nuzzle down in them then make my way lower:wink:

Not everyone has he same skeletal structure, so even if we all ate the same, exercised the same, and had the same metabolic rates, we would ALL LOOK DIFFERENT! Why some people can't figure that out is beyond me. Or that they can't envision the possibility that liking a softer musculature on guys is possible. Or that a person can like a variety of shapes. Hell i prefer some meat on my guys, but I still can appreciate lean. My ideal person is broad shouldered, thick muscled thighs, broad chest, gravity defying ass with a belly! lol, But that doesn't mean I have a fetish nor would it give me the right to think less of others who did't fit my vision of perfection.

I love the fact that if you find people who don't have 12pack abs the absolute pinnacle of attractive that somehow your are fetishizing fat! WhatthefuckEVer!

Rant over. lol
 

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The whole thing is entirely too hegemonic for my taste. I do not believe in supporting my own oppression by supporting hegemonic masculinity, sorry. Not my thing. Yea, we all look different because we all ARE different. Thank you.

I would like to tone a bit more, and then I think I would like my body. This doesn't change the fact that i still think I have unusual curves. So very bizarre. As a general rule of thumb, I like being different. I think it's why I made a post pointing these things out, and then discussing it.

I like a variety of different shapes. It's part of what tells me I prefer men over women. I have a much limited taste when it comes to women, which shows itself much less often as well. There are so many different kinds of hot men in this world...oh my!

On that, I'm off to the gym (just like yesterday folks!)

Peace
 

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Your body is not weird, you obviously never were in sports, and never worked out to change your body composition, 90 days of hard working and you will look fine, Im gonna say this even tho I will be criticized for it, but i would go as far as doing a cycle of anabolics to speed things up. But try working Hard ... try the Insanity program .
 

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Again, your assumptions here are false. Therefore, any analysis you perform based on those assumptions are also false. Thank you for failing.

Steroids? Go on steroids to become a real man? Now that is ironic.
 

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But SC..all the coooool kids are doing them:cool:
:rolleyes::eek:

:biggrin1:

:lmao:

I swear some of the posters to yer thread crack me the fuck up!

You will find what works for you, and you can do so in th full on knowledge that some of us find ya sexy as all hell NOW:wink::biggrin1:
 

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Klinefelter's syndrome...sigh. First off unless either of you has done a karyotype test on him, you are both unqualified to say that's what it is. Second, men with Klinefelter's generally have a LACK of frontal balding, where as SC has some (no offense C So do I, lol), men with Klinefelter's tend to have sparse chest hair if any, which again does not describe SC. I also do not see more prominent breast development (though it could be missing in some cases) no does it appear from his pics that his shoulders are narrow in comparison to his hips.

I think he just has a different type of body construct going on, and if it doesn't float your boat, rest easy that it floats someone else's.

Now if you will excuse me, i am going to perv on his pics some more :naughty:
 

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I have a friend with those types of love handle bases. His body is normal in everyway except for those. I have another friend that when he is heavy his bell looks almost the exact same. He was accurate to describe them as curves because that is exactly what they are. I would be inclined to say his body shape is just a little bit different. However, that small penis has me believing that there is a chromosonal anomaly going on here. AND Klinefelters is not the only chromosonal anomaly there is. AND just because I write this don't mean I am in any way criticizing his body, after all he brought it up.
 

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Smaccoms will respect, I met 10's if not 100's of yor body type, you starve your self to be skinny, there you have no muscles tone or definition what so ever, Im not assuming, rather Im diagnosing, and Im talking from a two masters, Exercise Science, and Kinetic physiology, back round... not just throwing crap out there... just to let you know ... Thank you
 

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I have a friend with those types of love handle bases. His body is normal in everyway except for those. I have another friend that when he is heavy his bell looks almost the exact same. He was accurate to describe them as curves because that is exactly what they are. I would be inclined to say his body shape is just a little bit different. However, that small penis has me believing that there is a chromosonal anomaly going on here. AND Klinefelters is not the only chromosonal anomaly there is. AND just because I write this don't mean I am in any way criticizing his body, after all he brought it up.

Yea, my skeleton is built with hips on it, and my musculature and fat builds around that. Doesn't necessarily mean that I'm unfit or obese due to the shape.

Okay, my penis is 6.5" b 4.5" when hard. In other words, I am a grower. I assure you, I do NOT have a micro penis. I can say, however, that as a kid I had an adhesion. It's described as a piece of skin left over from the circumcision surgery (as a babe) that connects the head to the base of the foreskin. I had it surgically removed when I was 13 years old (they thought it would fall off naturally beforehand). I have wondered if that had impacted it's growth ever since.

This was my thought too, no offense. Also, it's Klinefelter's.

Both of you are wrong here. I checked the list of symptoms, almost none of which fit my description in the least. I DO NOT HAVE KLINEFELTERS SYNDROME.

Dont see my previous answer to you. You have 'kleinfelters' syndrome

Klinefelter's syndrome...sigh. First off unless either of you has done a karyotype test on him, you are both unqualified to say that's what it is. Second, men with Klinefelter's generally have a LACK of frontal balding, where as SC has some (no offense C So do I, lol), men with Klinefelter's tend to have sparse chest hair if any, which again does not describe SC. I also do not see more prominent breast development (though it could be missing in some cases) no does it appear from his pics that his shoulders are narrow in comparison to his hips.

I think he just has a different type of body construct going on, and if it doesn't float your boat, rest easy that it floats someone else's.

Now if you will excuse me, i am going to perv on his pics some more :naughty:

Actually, the way my hair grows on my body is quite normal. It is one of the "styles" men's hair grow on their chest.
File:Chest hair growth.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
My shoulders aren't the broadest in the world, but they definitely not narrow either, trust me.

Smaccoms will respect, I met 10's if not 100's of yor body type, you starve your self to be skinny, there you have no muscles tone or definition what so ever, Im not assuming, rather Im diagnosing, and Im talking from a two masters, Exercise Science, and Kinetic physiology, back round... not just throwing crap out there... just to let you know ... Thank you

Okay, I do NOT starve myself t be skinny. That is an assumption. Saying I have no tone or definition whatsoever anywhere on my body is inaccurate. If you truly are that educated on the subject, I am surprised at your response.
 

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I'm glad that you like your body, as that's what matters :smile:

However, I gotta ask?.....
What was the point of posting a thread titled "My body is weird", and then getting upset and defensive towards anyone that evaluated it and gave their opinions and suggestions? :confused:
 

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I suppose I didn't make the point entirely too clear, did I? That's what happens when you think abstractly I guess...I just wanted to discuss body types, and being that mine is different, I thought it'd be a good starting point. By "weird" I meant different. There is nothing wrong with politely giving your opinion on the subject. However, not everyone was polite about it. They took it as an opportunity to shut me down, which was not okay, nor was it the purpose. Does that make sense?

I mean, I like discussing things that are on my mind. My body type is certainly on my mind. There's nothing wrong with that is there?

I might have missed a couple posts through the thread. I will review it entirely when I have the time...

Edit: I wrote the last bit in a hurry, and all for nothing because my class was cancelled haha! Also, I said "polite" above when I meant "respectful".

Let me be more specific (concrete evidence tends to be my downfall). The posts I objected to were ones that appeared to be mired in hegemonic masculinity. A response from such a perspective is to suggest that I am less of a man due to the lack of hard & chiseled lines on my body. Hegemonic masculinity also uses homophobia, along with other forms of oppression. This is why I object to the cases where I detect this perspective. I want to discuss the subject without being told I am less of a man for not conforming to the cultural norm. Masculinity is not a vertical stratification, where some man are more masculine than others due to specific characteristics (as is the case with hegemonic masculinity). I believe it to be relative where the actual relation and understanding between men is more important than an abstract ideal. I suppose in this case, I want to more or less explore that relativeness of masculinity in regards to body type, particularly my own. Does that make sense?
 
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The reason I get along with Nico most in this thread is because he understands this perspective. If you examine his posts throughout this thread, he constantly is saying in various ways that I am still masculine and I am still a man despite not fitting the cultural norm. We are establishing that relativeness for each other, because neither of us believe in hegemonic masculinity per se.