My boss got fired today.

[absolutjock]

For as long as I've worked for my boss (almost 5 years?), he has always had a guy come by the office every Wednesday to shine his shoes. I'd never heard of that before, but thought it was kind of cool. In fact, I asked once how I could sign up for something like that and my boss said his guy was really popular, it took him a long time to get on his client list, and if I really wanted my shoes shined, I should just find my own guy. I'd never heard of a "in-demand" shoe shiner... But I let it go.

Turns out, this kid is a prostitute. Every Wednesday, for who knows how long, he's been getting head from this "shoe shiner" under his desk.

SOB.

Needless to say, our owner found this to be grounds for immediate dismissal.

I still havent heard how he got discovered, but I cant believe he never offered to buy me a bj? Selfish dick.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Sounds like the best and cheapest bonus I never got.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

There are shoeshine guys that come to my work also... hmmmmmm

 

[unzipped]

damn, guess the boss was getting more than his old shoes polished... must have made it nice to "come" to work.. eh? Oh well at you were not implicated...

 

[SouthernSpunk]

Shoes Shined: 25 cents. Knobs Polished: 25 dollars.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Shoes Shined: 25 cents. Knobs Polished: 25 dollars.[/QUOTE

Hahahaha!!!!!

 

[joeweekend]

Geez, where do I sign up - for the shoeshine duty?

 

[Pitbull]

Needless to say, our owner found this to be grounds for immediate dismissal.

I still havent heard how he got discovered,

Maybe the owner finally realized this guy never had shiny shoes after 5 years of getting his shoes shined weekly

 

[Drifterwood]

Maybe the owner finally realized this guy never had shiny shoes after 5 years of getting his shoes shined weekly

Nah, he had spit and polish.

 

[thorprep]

I worked in an office that had shoe shine guys go around from office/cubicle to office/cubicle. They would shine your shoes at your desk as you wore them, or you could give the shoes to them and they would bring them back a little later. Nothing untoward happened. However, I had a colleague who would always have them shine his shoes at his desk. He would be completely getting off on it - eyes closed, low moans, tented pants. Completely inappropriate. None of the bootblacks would return to him.

 

[JaimeB]

For as long as I've worked for my boss (almost 5 years?), he has always had a guy come by the office every Wednesday to shine his shoes. I'd never heard of that before, but thought it was kind of cool. In fact, I asked once how I could sign up for something like that and my boss said his guy was really popular, it took him a long time to get on his client list, and if I really wanted my shoes shined, I should just find my own guy. I'd never heard of a "in-demand" shoe shiner... But I let it go.

Turns out, this kid is a prostitute. Every Wednesday, for who knows how long, he's been getting head from this "shoe shiner" under his desk.

SOB.

Needless to say, our owner found this to be grounds for immediate dismissal.

I still havent heard how he got discovered, but I cant believe he never offered to buy me a bj? Selfish dick.

sounds like he was only... how do you say?... covering his ass. I mean how did he know that if he offered to share his little treasure you woudln't rat him out to the owner?

 

[Pitbull]

Nah, he had spit and polish.

But not on his shoes :wink:

 

[edonline]

The boss got his shoes shined and his knob polished.

 

[117623]

Yeah, he should have been fired for not sharing! hahaha

 

[b.c.]

Good for him. Teach him to get blow jobs while the rest of us joes actually work for living.:saevilw:

 

[maxcok]

Unless he was using company funds, I don't see that it's such a huge deal. Just taking a work break, eh?

. . . I cant believe he never offered to buy me a bj? Selfish dick.

Bet you could find your own 'shoeshine boy' without too much trouble. Probly wouldn't have to pay either. :wink:

 

[B_RedDude]

Wonder why he didn't just do it elsewhere, somewhere safer. Is this former boss married?

Unless he was using company funds, I don't see that it's such a huge deal. Just taking a work break, eh?