For as long as I've worked for my boss (almost 5 years?), he has always had a guy come by the office every Wednesday to shine his shoes. I'd never heard of that before, but thought it was kind of cool. In fact, I asked once how I could sign up for something like that and my boss said his guy was really popular, it took him a long time to get on his client list, and if I really wanted my shoes shined, I should just find my own guy. I'd never heard of a "in-demand" shoe shiner... But I let it go. Turns out, this kid is a prostitute. Every Wednesday, for who knows how long, he's been getting head from this "shoe shiner" under his desk. SOB. Needless to say, our owner found this to be grounds for immediate dismissal. I still havent heard how he got discovered, but I cant believe he never offered to buy me a bj? Selfish dick.